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april jokes part 2. thatcher and argument free
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"Got to say the last thread was funnier "Yep. That's what happens when you make such rules for a joke thread. | |||
"Got to say the last thread was funnier " Don't mention that***** M.T | |||
"Got to say the last thread was funnier
Yep. That's what happens when you make such rules for a joke thread. "Well said I hate the PC world we live in.  | |||
"Got to say the last thread was funnier
Yep. That's what happens when you make such rules for a joke thread.
Well said I hate the PC world we live in. "Not the OP's fault by the way! | |||
"Got to say the last thread was funnier
Yep. That's what happens when you make such rules for a joke thread. "Can we not just go back and just ban the twat?? | |||
"Got to say the last thread was funnier
Yep. That's what happens when you make such rules for a joke thread.
Can we not just go back and just ban the twat??"Ahh don't ban me ffs, i'll be good.....well maybe | |||
"Got to say the last thread was funnier
Yep. That's what happens when you make such rules for a joke thread.
Can we not just go back and just ban the twat??
Ahh don't ban me ffs, i'll be good.....well maybe"Not you you bleedin eejit And you never ever ever behaved yourself - ever | |||
"Got to say the last thread was funnier
Yep. That's what happens when you make such rules for a joke thread.
Can we not just go back and just ban the twat??
Ahh don't ban me ffs, i'll be good.....well maybe
Not you you bleedin eejit
And you never ever ever behaved yourself - ever"I know it wasn't me 
I beg your pardon,but i behave myself when i'm asleep.
Is touching yourself while asleep behaving?? f it's not i guess ur right so  | |||
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" "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988 "There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013" she ruled with an iron fist,ouch poor denis | |||
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"What would happen if i told a maggie T joke in VERY bad taste ?,,,,,," I would laugh | |||
"What would happen if i told a maggie T joke in VERY bad taste ?,,,,,, I would laugh "if it was funny...... laugh | |||
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"Cant risk it,,another ban would kill me,,,,," text it to me, and ill put it up. | |||
"Cant risk it,,another ban would kill me,,,,, text it to me, and ill put it up. " theres more than one way to skin a cat ..lol | |||
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"She'll have died before you post it if you don't get a move on. Oh wait..." OOppps  | |||
It’s been announced that Margaret Thatcher will have a state funeral. The former PM is to be buried at the bottom of a man made lake.
Or at least she will be once we’ve finished pissing on her grave. | |||
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" So Cardiff City have been promoted. I can't believe we're going to have 3 Welsh teams in the Premier League next season. Cardiff, Swansea and Gareth Bale." I beg to differ, my poor old team will cash in again on their quality asset and i can assure you that messer Bale will no longer line out in white heart lane, here s hoping we buy in some more quality | |||
" So Cardiff City have been promoted. I can't believe we're going to have 3 Welsh teams in the Premier League next season. Cardiff, Swansea and Gareth Bale. I beg to differ, my poor old team will cash in again on their quality asset and i can assure you that messer Bale will no longer line out in white heart lane, here s hoping we buy in some more quality" my fave team ( who will remain nameless) are finished selling our star players. they are all gone  mostly to city or barca | |||
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"I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.” "I like it, Ted! | |||
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