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"People that use the phrase cheeky nandos or amazeballs
And bants/bantz
Is homicide still illegal for this particular category of person ? "
Unfortunately still illegal but justifiable. Anyone that calls themselves a king of banter, archbishop of banterbury or any other variation is on my blacklist |
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People who breathe too loudly.
People who don't indicate.
People who pull out in front of you and don't accelerate AT ALL!
People who tell me to stop singing along to the radio.
People who hold a grudge and don't hide it.
Jealousy.
I could go on, it's late and I'm tired. 😊
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"People who breathe too loudly.
People who don't indicate.
People who pull out in front of you and don't accelerate AT ALL!
People who tell me to stop singing along to the radio.
People who hold a grudge and don't hide it.
Jealousy.
I could go on, it's late and I'm tired. 😊
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Omg all of these! And people who walk too slow infront of you going into a shop and then stop dead just inside the door eugh! |
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Yes the people who decide to have a chat right inside the front door of a shop and you trying to get things around them and they completely oblivious to you doing so, so many people lack spatial awareness.
The loud eating is really annoying, so much so I have it in my profile 😅 |
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"People continually 'passing' on those 'shag or pass' threads.
Just wait for someone you fancy to comment instead of dismissing those you don't.
I know, i've little to be complaining about  "
I’ve respect for this |
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"People continually 'passing' on those 'shag or pass' threads.
Just wait for someone you fancy to comment instead of dismissing those you don't.
I know, i've little to be complaining about "
👌 perfect 😘 |
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"Those who don't put the lid back on the milk carton."
With the new milk cartons, the lids can't be separated from the container, surely that will reduce the problem. It seems the universe has listened to you Lady  |
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Slow walkers -
I once created a petition to the city council requesting that I receive a taser and special permission to use it on slow walking tourists.
It was surprisingly popular and signed by nearly 100 people. |
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"People who can't use a roundabout or indicate properly on one.
I'm not a fxxxxxg mind reader The most used scream on Irish roads " fucking indicators" "
Or ‘you can’t stop in the yellow diamond box you gowl’ |
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"People who can't use a roundabout or indicate properly on one.
I'm not a fxxxxxg mind reader The most used scream on Irish roads " fucking indicators"
Or ‘you can’t stop in the yellow diamond box you gowl’"
or you'd fit a bus through there |
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"E-Scooters and the fuckers on them....
Yes to this !
Met 2 people on E scooters the other night on the M50 hard shoulder ....
Travelling in the wrong direction 🤦
The mind boggles 🤯"
Worse still are the ones at night dressed in black and absolutely no lights. Nearly mowed a couple of them down in Dublin recently.  |
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By *asual777 OP Man 5 weeks ago
i travel all over |
"Humblebragging 
Ooh... A juicy new word I can play with! Can you give a few examples to illustrate what you mean please?"
I felt too lazy to go to the shop so I made my own pasta from scratch |
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People who abandon their trolly in the super market, usually in the middle of an aisle, so they can wonder off to get something. Bring the trolly with you - it has wheels and you’ve managed to push it this far! |
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By *rnicaMan 5 weeks ago
The Great Outdoors |
"Humblebragging
Ooh... A juicy new word I can play with! Can you give a few examples to illustrate what you mean please?
I felt too lazy to go to the shop so I made my own pasta from scratch "
Brilliant, thanks man.
There could be scope here for a separate thread, methinks |
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"Humblebragging
Ooh... A juicy new word I can play with! Can you give a few examples to illustrate what you mean please?
I felt too lazy to go to the shop so I made my own pasta from scratch "
Wow... I'm impressed 🤣 |
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By *asual777 OP Man 5 weeks ago
i travel all over |
"Humblebragging
Ooh... A juicy new word I can play with! Can you give a few examples to illustrate what you mean please?
I felt too lazy to go to the shop so I made my own pasta from scratch
Wow... I'm impressed 🤣"
I have never , ever , made my own pasta at home |
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"Humblebragging
Ooh... A juicy new word I can play with! Can you give a few examples to illustrate what you mean please?
I felt too lazy to go to the shop so I made my own pasta from scratch
Wow... I'm impressed 🤣
I have never , ever , made my own pasta at home "
Hahaha I figured it out...😈 That's my sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *asual777 OP Man 5 weeks ago
i travel all over |
"Humblebragging
Ooh... A juicy new word I can play with! Can you give a few examples to illustrate what you mean please?
I felt too lazy to go to the shop so I made my own pasta from scratch
Wow... I'm impressed 🤣
I have never , ever , made my own pasta at home
Hahaha I figured it out...😈 That's my sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣"
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"Humblebragging
Ooh... A juicy new word I can play with! Can you give a few examples to illustrate what you mean please?
I felt too lazy to go to the shop so I made my own pasta from scratch
Wow... I'm impressed 🤣
I have never , ever , made my own pasta at home
Hahaha I figured it out...😈 That's my sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣 "
But it would be great if someone could make it for me... I hate cooking... |
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"Picking your nose with your finger
Dirt under the nails
They're hardly gonna pick their nose with their toe 🤣🤣🤣"
But they don't have to stick their whole finger up their nose while standing in line... or on the bus. |
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People who leave their stuff on the till belt then run off down the shop to get more things.
People who post things to get reactions thinking they're some sorta edge lord when they're really just trolls.
People who are incapable of doing their jobs and always have excuses made for them. |
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"One item in my hand at the till and no self service open
Person in front loading belt from full trolly and they don't say to me...go ahead you've only one item "
And, in local shops, people who stay at the till after they have paid to have a gossip. |
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By *eijaWoman 5 weeks ago
City Centre |
Most of all fake people
Attention seeking people
People who are manipulative on here and cause unnecessary drama
Negative Nellys
Racist people
Otherwise:
People skipping queues
People chewing loudly
Bad manners
Those pesky new bottle lids 
Pen clicking or foot tapping whilst I am working
I could go on...
B x
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"Has to be people parking at petrol pumps and leaving their car there while shopping
What’s the protocol here? If you move the car it looks temporarily like a drive off "
go in pay and go don’t go do your shopping have a chat make a coffee just pay for fuel and get moved |
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By *asual777 OP Man 5 weeks ago
i travel all over |
Some apps have to have a minimum amount of rain fall before it registers precipitation (mm/hr). You could get drizzle or a very heavy but short lived shower which doesn’t meet the minimum volume. I think |
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Incessant need for an email address for everything.
Apps to make anything work. Please download our app to open the door. Please download our app to turn on the light. Please download our app to use the speaker. Please foookofff! 😆
Those new bottle caps are awkward. |
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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago
somewhere |
When you walk to a door and open it to walk through
Then you see someone slightly too far back to normally hold the door for them
Its too late you can't keep going as they caught your eye
So you stand there like a gobshite to hold the door
They dont even feckin walk faster
Then they walk through and dont even say thanks
So I usually say " you're welcome " loud enough for them to hear
And " fuck you " under my breath
And relax |
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"Has to be people parking at petrol pumps and leaving their car there while shopping
What’s the protocol here? If you move the car it looks temporarily like a drive off "
We come running out to see where the fuck you've gone 😂 |
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"Incessant need for an email address for everything.
Apps to make anything work. Please download our app to open the door. Please download our app to turn on the light. Please download our app to use the speaker. Please foookofff! 😆
Those new bottle caps are awkward. "
🤣🤣 jez I hate the new caps, I just break them aff 🤷♂️🤣 |
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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago
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"Has to be people parking at petrol pumps and leaving their car there while shopping "
The ones that stop at the first pump in the row instead of driving to the next one and leaving me room to pull in at the first one behind them |
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"Has to be people parking at petrol pumps and leaving their car there while shopping
The ones that stop at the first pump in the row instead of driving to the next one and leaving me room to pull in at the first one behind them "
was that you blowing the horn other fay |
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"Hairdressers' obsession with plastering your already thin flat straight hair into a limp curtain on your skull"
Yes this. And the ones that seem to not realise the hair is attached to your head when combing it and literally ripping the tangles out... |
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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago
somewhere |
Barmen that don't know how to work a bar leaving you standing there.
While I'm at it from this side of the bar
Men that come up to the bar, move 5 or 6 feet away and make a big effort to be seen to get served before anyone at the bar before him |
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By *og-ManMan 5 weeks ago
somewhere |
Men that don't know the correct etiquette while using a public toilet
Don't let out a big fart and say " better out than in "
Don't start a conversation while pissing into the pigs trough urinal as you'll piss on my shoes
Don't use the middle cubicle of a bank of three first ...use an end one ffs |
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"Has to be people parking at petrol pumps and leaving their car there while shopping
The ones that stop at the first pump in the row instead of driving to the next one and leaving me room to pull in at the first one behind them was that you blowing the horn other fay "
Seen a person pull up at the pumps in an EV and walk straight into shop mind blowing stuff 🤬😂 |
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By *ustBoWoman 5 weeks ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
People who don't wave thanks when you let them out of a side road or from a parking place etc.
And people who are rude to staff in shops restaurants etc. Just because they know they cannot be told to stop being a gobshite.
Oh and people who don't dim their headlights until after they have already blinded you. |
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Soo, I drive with my window down slightly, my fault already 😂.
Yet wasps , with the whole entire world to fly in, somehow manage to bang into my wing mirror and find that little gap thats open, and land on my little man vegetable bulge.
Que the feckin panic trying to flick a dosey wasp off me and steer, flick him onto the footwell and then preform some sort of seated irish dance with your feet to try kill him ,
Happened more than once and it annoys me 😂
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"People continually 'passing' on those 'shag or pass' threads.
Just wait for someone you fancy to comment instead of dismissing those you don't.
I know, i've little to be complaining about "
Oops... my bad... Misses |
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"Turning up to work on the agreed day only to be told nope you can’t start today, come back another time. And people say tradesmen don’t turn up. "
Maybe revisit your policies. Phone them a few days before to confirm the date and then again the day before? 🤔 |
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"Picking your nose with your finger
Dirt under the nails
They're hardly gonna pick their nose with their toe 🤣🤣🤣
But they don't have to stick their whole finger up their nose while standing in line... or on the bus."
I use a different finger for my hole🤣 |
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"The number one most annoying thing for me is what I call a breaker ( a person who keeps braking on an open road for no apparent reason) it drives me nuts!"
+1
Was a passenger with one once. Eventually asked why they kept tipping the brakes?
‘If I feel (emphasis on feel) I’m going a bit fast I’ll tip them to slow down. Duh!’
Yep, I was the stupid one…. |
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You're scrolling through Instagram. You stop on an interesting story/reel, get engrossed, forget to tap the screen to keep it refreshed and it times you out. Grrrr!!
You can see I'm a real techy terminology guru, can't ya! 😂 |
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When you try your best to get a conversation going but all you get back are closed replies. Makes you wonder why they would message in the first place. You try though cause they seems nice and have some decent verifications but in the end you just have to admit defeat! |
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"People ahead of me in the supermarket check out who suddenly decide they’ve forgotten something "
Good aul chinwag with the cashier. Pack everything ultra carefully. More chat. Move a few things from one bag to another in the trolley again for no discernible reason
‘Oh, I need to pay now?’ Long search for wallet. Like this is the most surprising part of the interaction.
Thanks god for self checkouts! |
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By *s LollyWoman 4 weeks ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"When you try your best to get a conversation going but all you get back are closed replies. Makes you wonder why they would message in the first place. You try though cause they seems nice and have some decent verifications but in the end you just have to admit defeat!"
This 💯 it gets extremely painful and ye just think fuck it..🤷 |
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By *asual777 OP Man 4 weeks ago
i travel all over |
The inability to spend a day without hearing anti Immigrant nonsense . We are the lucky ones in the prosperous countries where life isn’t cheap . We don’t have to stop others having that opportunity (providing some planning goes into the process).
Yes some immigrants will come over and never work , and some may commit crimes . Guess what ? non immigrants do that too. |
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People who don't understand how climate controlled air conditioning should be controlled, and continuously whack it up full until they get too hot, and down to minimum when they get too cold then back up to full again etc
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"People who don't understand how climate controlled air conditioning should be controlled, and continuously whack it up full until they get too hot, and down to minimum when they get too cold then back up to full again etc
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They are trying to make chemtrails- that's actually how climate is controlled... right?? 😉😅 |
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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago
somewhere |
"People who don't understand how climate controlled air conditioning should be controlled, and continuously whack it up full until they get too hot, and down to minimum when they get too cold then back up to full again etc
They are trying to make chemtrails- that's actually how climate is controlled... right?? 😉😅"
Thats Gender isnt it |
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"People who don't understand how climate controlled air conditioning should be controlled, and continuously whack it up full until they get too hot, and down to minimum when they get too cold then back up to full again etc
They are trying to make chemtrails- that's actually how climate is controlled... right?? 😉😅
Thats Gender isnt it "
No gender is controlled by the covid vaccine- 5g |
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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago
somewhere |
"People who don't understand how climate controlled air conditioning should be controlled, and continuously whack it up full until they get too hot, and down to minimum when they get too cold then back up to full again etc
They are trying to make chemtrails- that's actually how climate is controlled... right?? 😉😅
Thats Gender isnt it
No gender is controlled by the covid vaccine- 5g "
I'll have to do a refresher course on it all |
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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago
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"People who don't understand how climate controlled air conditioning should be controlled, and continuously whack it up full until they get too hot, and down to minimum when they get too cold then back up to full again etc
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What about when they're a passenger in your car and open a window as you pull away after you've just put the air con on recycle to cool down the car |
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Nosy neighbours
The smell of the butchers shop
Unorganised recycling
The guy who cuts the grass the morning after my nightshift
Lack of Caramac...come on Nestle, bring them back
Knicker elastic digging in on a long drive!
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"I'm at my threshold now of listening to people giving out about the shyte summer we've had. Yes, it has been that alright but come on...surely we can talk about something different!"
😁😁 As an nation the subject of weather must come up in every conversation we have with another !!, and yes your right !!! |
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By *asual777 OP Man 4 weeks ago
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"I'm at my threshold now of listening to people giving out about the shyte summer we've had. Yes, it has been that alright but come on...surely we can talk about something different!"
It was very consistent at 17/18 degrees daily for ages . I think a teeny bit warmer consistently or a week of 20 plus would have done the trick . I need sunshine but too hot is unpleasant too |
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By *ombikerMan 4 weeks ago
the right side of the river |
"People who don't understand how climate controlled air conditioning should be controlled, and continuously whack it up full until they get too hot, and down to minimum when they get too cold then back up to full again etc
They are trying to make chemtrails- that's actually how climate is controlled... right?? 😉😅
Thats Gender isnt it
No gender is controlled by the covid vaccine- 5g
I'll have to do a refresher course on it all "
Whatever happened to “build back better” they must have forgotten that but or traded it in for “let it all turn to shite”
Ah sure Christmas is coming. (Are we allowed say Christmas still) |
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And a bit of heavy breathing is quite nice in the right circumstances. Although now that sounds creepy and not at sexy 
