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What’s something that’s not an Olympic sport but feels like an Olympic sport?
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The sport to be known as trip running.
You're walking along a footpath when you suddenly trip and stumble forwards only to correct yourself by running a few steps.
Points are given for style and efficiency and points are lost by the over the shoulder glance or the downward look. |
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Cutting the lawn. There are 4 trials where points can be earned -
1. Grass length, no missed spots and grass needs to be a uniform length
2. Efficiency, getting your area cut in the least amount of passes
3. Cuttings, emptying the cuttings bag as quickly as possible. Docked points for having to stuck your hand in
4. Overall finish, nice crisp edges and nice even stripes from the cutting |
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By *s LollyWoman 26 weeks ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Cutting the lawn. There are 4 trials where points can be earned -
1. Grass length, no missed spots and grass needs to be a uniform length
2. Efficiency, getting your area cut in the least amount of passes
3. Cuttings, emptying the cuttings bag as quickly as possible. Docked points for having to stuck your hand in
4. Overall finish, nice crisp edges and nice even stripes from the cutting "
They aul mancaping must be pristine 🏅🤭 |
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"Cutting the lawn. There are 4 trials where points can be earned -
1. Grass length, no missed spots and grass needs to be a uniform length
2. Efficiency, getting your area cut in the least amount of passes
3. Cuttings, emptying the cuttings bag as quickly as possible. Docked points for having to stuck your hand in
4. Overall finish, nice crisp edges and nice even stripes from the cutting
They aul mancaping must be pristine 🏅🤭"
You know what they say about a man with a tidy lawn😉 |
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"Cutting the lawn. There are 4 trials where points can be earned -
1. Grass length, no missed spots and grass needs to be a uniform length
2. Efficiency, getting your area cut in the least amount of passes
3. Cuttings, emptying the cuttings bag as quickly as possible. Docked points for having to stuck your hand in
4. Overall finish, nice crisp edges and nice even stripes from the cutting
They aul mancaping must be pristine 🏅🤭
You know what they say about a man with a tidy lawn😉"
He lacks biodiversity?  |
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"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss
Olympic Pairs Event
Can it be done .... 
I am prepared to test this and report back 
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There's need to be an adjudicator and a stopwatch for official records. Although all competitions do require a lot of advance practice |
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"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss
Olympic Pairs Event
Can it be done ....
I am prepared to test this and report back
There's need to be an adjudicator and a stopwatch for official records. Although all competitions do require a lot of advance practice "
Agreed. Let's do it. For science! |
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By *og-Man OP Man 26 weeks ago
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"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss
Olympic Pairs Event
Can it be done ....
I am prepared to test this and report back
There's need to be an adjudicator and a stopwatch for official records. Although all competitions do require a lot of advance practice
Agreed. Let's do it. For science!"
Ok I'll hold my..........stopwatch 🔭🔭🔭🔭🔭 |
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"Getting-all-the-clothes-off-your lover-in-the-dark-without-breaking-the-kiss
Olympic Pairs Event
Can it be done ....
I am prepared to test this and report back
There's need to be an adjudicator and a stopwatch for official records. Although all competitions do require a lot of advance practice
Agreed. Let's do it. For science!
Ok I'll hold my..........stopwatch 🔭🔭🔭🔭🔭"
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