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What can you say about your car but not a partner

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Looks like it got rear ended

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By *atk1TV/TS 11 weeks ago

East limerick West tipperary

Economical lol

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Fill it up

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By *barry8888Man 11 weeks ago

Traaalleee

She is old but reliable

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman 11 weeks ago

My town

Love to trade it in for a new model

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By *panishRebelMan 11 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I crashed her a few times. Minor tips only. Nothing a bit of paint won't cover. She's motoring away still.

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By *rystalsswingCouple 11 weeks ago

Galway

"Love to trade it in for a new model "

Lol

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By *electableicecreamMan 11 weeks ago

The West

Bit of an old banger but rides like a dream

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By *ouple3130Couple 11 weeks ago

cork

Some mileage on her

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

No spare tyre

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Ah shur I’d get nothing for it. Tis only worth the scrappage….

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By *carlettlady69Woman 11 weeks ago

city

I've tried to start it but battery dead

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By *chochamberWoman 11 weeks ago

Limerick

More popular with a middle aged male audience.

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By *ilderMan 11 weeks ago

dublin

It might be time to get rid of her and get myself a black model...

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple 11 weeks ago

kinda dublin

I love my car

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By *rCurious_MrsCuriousCouple 11 weeks ago

Letterkenny

She can fit 3 in the back no problem!

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By *amsevenMan 11 weeks ago

cork

She's a write off

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

"I love my car "

Fecking harsh Gary

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By *om TangoMan 11 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

It’s goes just as well with 1 or more people in it

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By *om TangoMan 11 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

When I take it out everyone want a go in it

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By *s LollyWoman 11 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Once ye fill her up she's good to go for a good few days....

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

Very comfy and reliable but a slight rattle from underneath.

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By *om TangoMan 11 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

I’ll have to think of changing it soon. The back end is hanging out of it

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Seems to be leaking

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By *rMotivator2.0Man 11 weeks ago

Donegal

Ahhh I loved that oul yock

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By *leasurevilleMan 11 weeks ago

kilkenny

she probably needs to be tested more than once a year

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Services cost to much

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By *adger BrocMan 11 weeks ago

Co. Cork

The flaps are a bit worn.

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By *rishguybrowsingMan 11 weeks ago

City

Recently started backfiring and is now leaking greenish / yellowy liquid

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By *exesrangerMan 11 weeks ago

area

Ffs I filled you up last night and you're still looking for more

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By *mughh69Man 11 weeks ago

kerry

Bodywork full of filler and the inside needs a valet lol

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

"I've tried to start it but battery dead "
is that your toy you're on about lol

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

Ffs Engine Management light is always on

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

"Very comfy and reliable but a slight rattle from underneath. "
Lmao

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By *ewcouplesdCouple 11 weeks ago

Dublin

That back bumper is too wide for my liking

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By *ool CowboyMan 11 weeks ago

Tralee

30yr+ (Ford) E-scort

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

Definitely needs a good clean out

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

"Definitely needs a good clean out"
always good to read out lol

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

It definitely needs a waxing

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By *xplicitMan 11 weeks ago

donegal

much bigger inside than she looks

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

"It definitely needs a waxing "

You've seen mine then

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

How big is the spare tyre

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By *xplicitMan 11 weeks ago

donegal

she shudders a bit if you go too hard..

...wait

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By *ew to this 2000Man 11 weeks ago

Donegal / Leitrim/ Fermanagh

Pringle box

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

"It definitely needs a waxing

You've seen mine then

Just had to look again

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

"It definitely needs a waxing

You've seen mine then

Just had to look again

I knew I saw you in the bushes

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By *ipplebarnyMan 11 weeks ago

milton keynes

A full service record

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By *ot so needyMan 11 weeks ago

Galway

I've had some great nights inside her.

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By *zippyMan 11 weeks ago

Wexford

Master cylinder leaking a bit, gearbox not as tight as it was, the bushings are falling out of it and slow to turnover on a cold morning

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By *xplicitMan 11 weeks ago

donegal

she's a right age, not everything is working, the horn is definitely broke

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

A good few scratches but nothing a good buffing wouldn't get rid of

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Some horn on it

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By *uper duperMan 11 weeks ago

around

Sump is gone and leaks everywhere

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By *rish_GuyMan 11 weeks ago

Foxford

Some set of head lights on it. They'd blind ya, at time's.

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

Track rod end is gone on her

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By *WEETESTSTRAWBERRYFOR1Woman 11 weeks ago

Clare

Never liked it anyway

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By *rish_GuyMan 11 weeks ago

Foxford

Good redions, NEVER like her anyway's.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 11 weeks ago

Naas

Engine good but the body's fecked !!!

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 11 weeks ago

Naas

Got her on Donedeal

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By *rish_GuyMan 11 weeks ago

Foxford

The gearbox is pretty worn in her

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

It's really hard to loosen the nuts...

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By *WEETESTSTRAWBERRYFOR1Woman 11 weeks ago

Clare

Time to go for the scrap heap.

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By *panishRebelMan 11 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

She has plenty of room for kids inside her.

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By *exesrangerMan 11 weeks ago

area

Well that ain't gonna polish out

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Needs go faster stripes

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By *indenMan 11 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Cheap to run, easy to maintain….

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By *andyMandy xWoman 11 weeks ago

Luck of the Irish ....

Let's Park n Ride

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By *exesrangerMan 11 weeks ago

area

That back axle has seen better days.

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By *rnicaMan 11 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

She's built for comfort, not for speed

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By *zippyMan 11 weeks ago

Wexford

Bit of a guzzler, fond of the pump

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By *indenMan 11 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

12 months AA breakdown comes with the insurance……..

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

"Let's Park n Ride

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not a problem

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Ya can change the settings to make the ride more comfortable

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 11 weeks ago

Naas

It's flat

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

I stopped suddenly and went straight into the airbag.

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

"I stopped suddenly and went straight into the airbag. "
were they working lol

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I stopped suddenly and went straight into the airbag. were they working lol"

They do prevent injuries

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

"I stopped suddenly and went straight into the airbag. were they working lol

They do prevent injuries"
they most definitely do and very useful

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By *ezoMan 11 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Unlike most I like my smaller model, I get the bigger ones are a bit of a handful for me.

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By *ucozade zeroMan 11 weeks ago

wexford

She should be dipped every day and twice a day if she worked hard

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By *acob12369Man 11 weeks ago

URPANTS

Needs a wash

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By *rafter69Man 11 weeks ago

upminster

No one going to nick it

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By *rRiosMan 11 weeks ago

dublin

Based on the other debate thread I’m surprised no one has mentioned “ramming discs in her pouch”

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By *j TruckerMan 11 weeks ago

monaghan

It's had a few bangs in the back but it's still works okay

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By *entlemuleMan 11 weeks ago

all over Tipperary and the Midlands

She's got so many miles on her I'll have to drive her into the ground. Lol.

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By *o strings but a G-stringMan 11 weeks ago

city

You'd get 7 men in her comfortably

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By *rivate28Man 11 weeks ago

Nenagh

Needs a drop of anti- freeze

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By *rprotonMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin

Ride it like you stole it

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Only need to service the car twice a year

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By *iablo73Couple 11 weeks ago

Southside

No matter how fast I pull on the lever I just can't get the fluid to spray.

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By *xplicitMan 11 weeks ago

donegal

its not the best looking but its a real comfy ride

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By *ezoMan 11 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Man there is so much junk in her trunk.

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By *huCullainMan 11 weeks ago

Rathowen

Moans, whines and Leaks as soon as you stick the key in.

The airbags are forever hitting me in the face.

Alot of previous owners but has never let me or my friends down.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Theres a knack to getting her going but she'll run for days on the smell of it

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By *og-Man OP Man 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Still has the new car smell about her

The navigation doesn't talk back to you and tell you to go somewhere else

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By *s LollyWoman 11 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Once the dipstick goes in and you pull it out ye can ye can see the fluid level all ever it...

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

This is getting expensive

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By *orthmanMan 11 weeks ago

Kendal

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 11 weeks ago

Naas

Next year she'll be vintage !!

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By *panishRebelMan 11 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

If she doesn't pass the NCT she's off the the crap yard...

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By *xstevenxxMan 11 weeks ago

Ashbourne

Goes like the clappers

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By *onzo888100Man 11 weeks ago

Bangor

Noticed a bad smell when you're in the back of her

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By *wingme22Man 11 weeks ago

Galway

It that rusty you need a tetanus before going in

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By *lareandjonCouple 11 weeks ago

clare/limerick

Some bone shaker !!

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 11 weeks ago

Naas

Clapped out

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By *sopon86Man 11 weeks ago

louth dublin

Bodywork looks good from a distance but the chassis is rotten

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By *eckme70Man 11 weeks ago

Strabane

I rode a Princess last night, she burnt the balls off me

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By *otownkid1967Man 11 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Needs an awful lot of filler to make her presentable!

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By *nightrider777Man 11 weeks ago

Dublin

There's plenty of miles on her and the back box is fucked but it will get you from A to B

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By *he KakapoMan 11 weeks ago

A nice rock

I have one

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By *tesset69TV/TS 11 weeks ago

N.Down

Time for an oil change..?

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By *axyzWoman 11 weeks ago

Dublin

It does the job even on a rainy days 😁

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By *ezoMan 11 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Got the hose and a sponge to clean her up real good in the driveway. Neighbour asked if I would give his a wash as well.

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By *urious39Man 11 weeks ago

castlebar

You can fit 3 in the back comfortably

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