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By *ngus99 OP Man 28 weeks ago
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You are invited by a girl to call by for a BJ, you look at her profile and it all seems to be in order, you arrive at the house to find the girl opening the door dressed in scruffy dirty pjs, hair a mess and the smell of dog piss hits you up the face, do you stay or go you go? |
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I was that soldier.
It was in 2013.
I'm still not fully over it.
The smell of dog's piss would've brought sweet relief from what I experienced.
She's not on fab, and I still don't want to talk about it.   |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"You are invited by a girl to call by for a BJ, you look at her profile and it all seems to be in order, you arrive at the house to find the girl opening the door dressed in scruffy dirty pjs, hair a mess and the smell of dog piss hits you up the face, do you stay or go you go?"
Scuffy pjs and hair a mess, not an issue.
Dirty pjs, maybe an issue
Dog piss, that's a big no |
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"I was in bed with a girl having sex when her door opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's  straight home in the nude lol"
Door not do lol |
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"I was that soldier.
It was in 2013.
I'm still not fully over it.
The smell of dog's piss would've brought sweet relief from what I experienced.
She's not on fab, and I still don't want to talk about it. "
gwan michael tell the story !!!! |
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By *s LollyWoman 28 weeks ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"I made an excuse that I’d forgotten to lock my car and done a runner
Genuinely would have told her the actual problem and walked away
Too old for doing a runner  "
Plus let's be honest there's not a hope in hell you can or could run  |
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By *og-ManMan 28 weeks ago
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"I made an excuse that I’d forgotten to lock my car and done a runner
Genuinely would have told her the actual problem and walked away
Too old for doing a runner
Plus let's be honest there's not a hope in hell you can or could run "
I had lunch and breakfast with you this month and thats the way you talk about me ......yeah you're right |
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"You are invited by a girl to call by for a BJ, you look at her profile and it all seems to be in order, you arrive at the house to find the girl opening the door dressed in scruffy dirty pjs, hair a mess and the smell of dog piss hits you up the face, do you stay or go you go?"
This reminds me of the dirty girl in friends that Ross dates
Turn around and go home or back to the pub. Standards. Messy house, grand, can happen.
But a smell of dog piss is a red flag. |
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"To be fair if you didn't know her going to her house is both ridiculous on both parts.
Safety for her and you. Never mind the her appearance or living conditions.
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I was about to say I wouldn't have been there in the first place. The red flags would have been raised as soon as she gave me her address and offered a BJ. |
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By *om TangoMan 28 weeks ago
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I’d be committed at that stage so I’d close the door behind me and open a window. Nothing a good shower wouldn’t fix when I get home. However I honestly don’t think I’d be turning up at someone’s house I met online. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"I was in bed with a girl having sex when her do opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's straight home in the nude lol"
When you imagined being peed on by a pussy, not what you expected |
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"I was in bed with a girl having sex when her do opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's straight home in the nude lol
When you imagined being peed on by a pussy, not what you expected "
definitely not lol |
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"I was in bed with a girl having sex when her do opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's straight home in the nude lol
When you imagined being peed on by a pussy, not what you expected "
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Let's be honest could have been worse, how about been videoed in action to than find yourself black mailed!
I do wonder about people when they think oh ya sure I want my cock sucked and this random person on the Internet says call over.
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"The guys of fab are not so good on the clean front either...
BO
Dirty fingernails
Breath
Clothes
Hmmmm"
No finger nails here r BO shower twice a day brush my teeth 3 time's a day,not sure on the fashion end lol |
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"The guys of fab are not so good on the clean front either...
BO
Dirty fingernails
Breath
Clothes
Hmmmm
No finger nails here r BO shower twice a day brush my teeth 3 time's a day,not sure on the fashion end lol"
What happened your finger nails?
I'd have thought not having finger nails would look worse than ones that weren't 100% clean? |
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"The guys of fab are not so good on the clean front either...
BO
Dirty fingernails
Breath
Clothes
Hmmmm
No finger nails here r BO shower twice a day brush my teeth 3 time's a day,not sure on the fashion end lol
What happened your finger nails?
I'd have thought not having finger nails would look worse than ones that weren't 100% clean? "
no room for dirt a bite them |
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