"Don't forget to slap some aftershave on , nothing like the sting of aftershave on razor cuts lol "
I'm tipsy, not utterly mindless! I did that when I was 16. It was amazing to see the instant shrivelling. Balls are amazing. I feel sorry for women, not having them! |
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"If you never hear from me again, just remember, it was for a good cause. Tell my kids I love them! "
yeah drink another bottle do it blind folded on a space hopper
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"If you never hear from me again, just remember, it was for a good cause. Tell my kids I love them! yeah drink another bottle do it blind folded on a space hopper "
I take it you don't want my babies then? |
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"If you never hear from me again, just remember, it was for a good cause. Tell my kids I love them! yeah drink another bottle do it blind folded on a space hopper
I take it you don't want my babies then? "
noooooo babies for me get shaving |
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"It's Friday night. I'm chilled.I've just drank a very nice bottle of Merlot. Would this be a good time to shave my nuts? "
Mickey are you gone completely mad, do you realise what you are doing, you are taking the sharpest object in your bathroom and applying it to the most wrinkly part of your anatomy, this is dangerous enough when sober never mind when sauced up |
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"I feel good, do do do do do do do. I knew that I would, as James Brown might say. I also have the advantage of looking good 
I can't look down or I'll get a horn. "
Good to see your still with us anyways!!! =P you did the deed?? |
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Don't do it........ until you drink another bottle of merlot, then get out the bic out 
