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You can make 1 design change to the penis, what is it?
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By *iscuits8Man 20 weeks ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
I'd give it the ability to make contactless payments.
I mean the practicality of all is questionable but it'd be a right laugh just going around everywhere bopping your mickey to pay for things. |
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"Is like to be able to check-in to flights with it. Just whip it out and slap it on the scanner."
Why stop there, why not use it instead of your bank card and just tap and go. Your payment limit is directly proportional to cock size. |
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"I'd give it the ability to make contactless payments.
I mean the practicality of all is questionable but it'd be a right laugh just going around everywhere bopping your mickey to pay for things."
Dam, I should have scrolled all the way down |
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Sound effects and lights, so when I whip it out ( sounds far more spectacular than in reality) the Jaws Music Plays and accompanied by flashing strobe lighting.
Ohh and if it could make a cup of tea like those bedside alarms about 3 minutes later that would be awesome .....for me. |
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"Make it so that it alternates what come out when a man cums - so sometimes cum, sometimes glitter, sometimes rainbow coloured slime or sometimes teeny tiny marshmallows."
Liquid chocolate like a chocolate fountain too or melted cheese  |
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"Make it so that it alternates what come out when a man cums - so sometimes cum, sometimes glitter, sometimes rainbow coloured slime or sometimes teeny tiny marshmallows.
Liquid chocolate like a chocolate fountain too or melted cheese "
Oooh like a fondue |
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By *og-ManMan 20 weeks ago
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"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??
You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there 
If I sat on it would it make a whoppee cushion noise  "
I know if you sat on mine I'd make the whopee noise |
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"I was thinking about this the other day. I wish we could change it from person to person. So I can have the man I like with the cock I like   "
I think this has to be the winner, from the ladies I've spoken to this would seem to a big advantage. |
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A lipspreading device attached to the end, a little bit like a snow plough, so less fumbling around in the dark trying to work your way in.
I envisage this having a loudspeaker built in which would be activated by proximity, proclaiming "mind the gap" or "inbound" |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"Make it vibrate and pulsate "
You can get a wearable toy that does this, very very good, but too good! You cum too quick so it's stop start stop start for him! But worth the €25 we paid for it on sun shine app. |
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