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By *og-Man OP Man 29 weeks ago

somewhere

Can I call you mammy

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

The condom fell off

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By *ogday2181Man 29 weeks ago

Dublin

Last tested in nineteen eightynine

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By *s LollyWoman 29 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Your Daddy does it better

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By *igIsBackMan 29 weeks ago

all over and beyond

See ya now. It was lovely meeting you.

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By *panishRebelMan 29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

God..... you're ugly!

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By *acob12369Man 29 weeks ago

URPANTS

Are your pictures photoshopped

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Is that contagious

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By *ushin realityCouple 29 weeks ago

swords

Let's say a roseary together for all the Sinners

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

No the socks stay on

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By *s LollyWoman 29 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The itch dosent last long

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By *uriousVoyeurMan 29 weeks ago

Northside

How was it? Ah...grand!!

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By *ethmeonfireMan 29 weeks ago

Dublin

Sorry, my do just passed away

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By *relandboy1Man 29 weeks ago

Dublin

First time that’s happened

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Talking about ex partner with pics

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 29 weeks ago

'your dad own a brewery,

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By *adger BrocMan 29 weeks ago

Co. Cork

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By *otownkid1967Man 29 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Have you any sisters

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By *elle111Woman 29 weeks ago

They were old pics.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

How's your mother keeping

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By *panishRebelMan 29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

You make me sick

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple 29 weeks ago

kinkytown

Can you peg me

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By *andytownMan 29 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

Are those tits yer own

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Let's get pregnant!

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By *anther PurrrsWoman 29 weeks ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Did you use photoshop??

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By *og-Man OP Man 29 weeks ago

somewhere

Bareback Gangbang absolutely no problem

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By *addyseeds.ieMan 29 weeks ago

Gorey, Enniscorthy

- “I’m free to talk now” ( after answering the phone)

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By *udzey7Man 29 weeks ago

city

I wouldn't ride you into battle seeing you face to face

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By *ano2Man 29 weeks ago

Derry city

Was that a fart or dose ur arse squirt

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By *panishRebelMan 29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Let's get pregnant! "

If I can feck off......

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 29 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Who let the porkipine into the box of condoms ???

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By *og-Man OP Man 29 weeks ago

somewhere

5 words

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By *rMotivator2.0Man 29 weeks ago

Donegal

Have ya any spare change pal

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By *obshortMan 29 weeks ago

Cork

Are those your own teeth

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Better BJ with teeth removed.

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By *I TwoCouple 29 weeks ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

Your Pussy smells like fish

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Dick like a wet teatowel.

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By *amesy6918Man 29 weeks ago

newry

What do I do now?

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

No lube left, fecking sandpaper

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By *oseredWoman 29 weeks ago

Dublin

You're real marriage material.

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By *ollingwood69Man 29 weeks ago

Cork

Jesus that doesn't smell great

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By *panishRebelMan 29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Dick like a wet teatowel. "

Lol

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By *uddlyBear1972Man 29 weeks ago

Just inside the Pale

Sorry not 5 words but:

I burn for you, or maybe that's the gonorrhoea talking.

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By *ind PaddyMan 29 weeks ago

South County Dublin

Have to go me Mam called

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By *aptaincaveman88Man 29 weeks ago

malice

I thought you were female

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By *ezoMan 29 weeks ago

The Kingdom

I guess you'll do.

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By *panishRebelMan 29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

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By *ollypop9Woman 29 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Bogman didn't bring donuts.

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By *panishRebelMan 29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Bogman didn't bring donuts."

I brought salt n pepper

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By *leasurevilleMan 29 weeks ago

kilkenny

Thought you said you're athletic

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By *indenMan 29 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Yes, I came already, sorry…..

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Dublin

Just need to take this call

I know it’s 6 words but this happened me Monday and still waiting on him to return

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Dublin

Yes!!!! Been there

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Any port in a storm

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By *ind PaddyMan 29 weeks ago

South County Dublin

Do you mind if I fart

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By *lkStallion92Man 29 weeks ago

Munster,Shannon

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By *lkStallion92Man 29 weeks ago

Munster,Shannon

Where's that smell coming from

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Some call it elder abuse

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Potential side effect is incontinence

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By *ipmannMan 29 weeks ago

Cahir

Your sister looks way younger

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By *panishRebelMan 29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Tight as your Mum.

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By *azzandbobzeventsCouple 29 weeks ago

Cork

Hawk Tuah..Shit, missed

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

That's just some old blood.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

It’s always that colour

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By *panishRebelMan 29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

That your blood or mine?

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By *erryGoldMan 29 weeks ago

Redditch

Best 45 seconds ever

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By *en474Man 29 weeks ago

antrim

Sorry about the rash

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By *rMotivator2.0Man 29 weeks ago

Donegal

Where do I put it

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Mum why are you here

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By *wirl02Man 29 weeks ago

Dublin 12

My mam's picking us up

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By *edknobsMan 29 weeks ago

mullingar

What???....what's the axe for???

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By *LLY69Man 29 weeks ago

Gorey

Only a little cheesy

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple 29 weeks ago

ireland

Dont I know your mother

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By *ot neuteredMan 29 weeks ago

Kildare

I only used Jeys Fluid

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By *exyScientistsCouple 29 weeks ago

Castlebar

Smell? I showered last month!

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By *astelloWoman 29 weeks ago

Far far away

I have the runs oops

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By *ot neuteredMan 29 weeks ago

Kildare

I want to breed you

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By *pple101Man 29 weeks ago

Belfast

Let's get married

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By *electableicecreamMan 29 weeks ago

The West

It does not usually ooze.

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By *asoa04Man 29 weeks ago

Suburbia

"Sorry can't make it now"

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By *exyScientistsCouple 29 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple 29 weeks ago

Castlebar

I don't kiss

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 29 weeks ago

There and Here

You could slice that one

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 29 weeks ago

Home

I have diarrhea

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By *rMotivator2.0Man 29 weeks ago

Donegal

Is it usually that crusty

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By *pple101Man 29 weeks ago

Belfast

Fuck me that absolutely stinks

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By *icsJourneyWoman 29 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

I am in to BDSM

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Your house is a tip !

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 29 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Are you not done yet?

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By *OTLEY BLUECouple 29 weeks ago

bangor

They work with me

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By *exyScientistsCouple 29 weeks ago

Castlebar

What is that?

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By *ensualnFunCouple 29 weeks ago

Midlands

You look like my sister, bother, etc…

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By *ezoMan 29 weeks ago

The Kingdom

I brought my friends.

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