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By *og-Man OP Man 30 weeks ago
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To all the parents of school age children you know what day it is
Its the first day of the school holidays
So the meets you normally have during school hours....gone
If you work in a school you'll fill your boots for the next few weeks
So on a lighter note
So whats the funniest and worse thing your children have ever done
Do windows still get broken
Toast with jam on it in the VHS player is definitely gone
Any tales you can tell
We won't call social services  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Even though I told them not to pack toy guns for holidays, and I actively took them out of the suit case, they mugged them back in. I got called in by airport security and questioned about them, while they sat outside playing Minecraft on their I-pads. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Oh we’ve lots of stories! Paper glued to walls, stuck in keyholes…list goes on
Just glad to have the Mr as Cock Blocking season begins…my sympathies to the single accounts - Mrs |
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"Even though I told them not to pack toy guns for holidays, and I actively took them out of the suit case, they mugged them back in. I got called in by airport security and questioned about them, while they sat outside playing Minecraft on their I-pads. "
That’s hilarious!!! And not so much. Only time we got stopped was for baby formula in bag, they thought it was an illegal substance |
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"Even though I told them not to pack toy guns for holidays, and I actively took them out of the suit case, they mugged them back in. I got called in by airport security and questioned about them, while they sat outside playing Minecraft on their I-pads.
That’s hilarious!!! And not so much. Only time we got stopped was for baby formula in bag, they thought it was an illegal substance "
Same things happened to my mom, almost 40y ago, got stopped for the same reason in Turkey and was just my younger brother baby formula |
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"Day one done, it's going to be a lonnngggg ass summer 
Wait till theyre in secondary and off earlier "
Mine have been cock blocking for at least a month...and have no money so have to pay them to leave the house. Can't wait until September  |
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A was holding up our (back then baby) son after feeding him and lifted him over her head. Naturally, when he was right over her head, he started puking, covering her head to toe. Me, as a always responsible and supportive husband, was on the floor with hysterical laughter, unable to move, lying in a puddle of my own tears while she was standing in the middle of the room holding up the baby crying for help. In retrospect I am not sure how I am still alive...
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By *og-Man OP Man 30 weeks ago
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"A was holding up our (back then baby) son after feeding him and lifted him over her head. Naturally, when he was right over her head, he started puking, covering her head to toe. Me, as a always responsible and supportive husband, was on the floor with hysterical laughter, unable to move, lying in a puddle of my own tears while she was standing in the middle of the room holding up the baby crying for help. In retrospect I am not sure how I am still alive...
Mr"
I did the same thing except I swallowed half the milky puke
I also was half way through changing a n appy without a changing mat on our good carpet
Baby decided to do a huge poo like toothpaste coming out of the tube
Had to catch it in my hand while trying to hold wriggling baby and not get poo everyway as I was alone with baby in the house
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