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By *og-Man OP Man 21 weeks ago
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Since someone kindly pointed out that there's no thread about the older men on fab looking for anyone else thats still breathing I thought I should start one
Take your teeth out going to bed
Heavy breathing is Asthma
Have a horlicks going to bed ( not a euphemism)
You don't get on your knee's anymore cause you can't get back up without hurting them
Or if your in tip top condition because of your good genes
Then post away ....sure distance is no issue when it comes to a meet cause some have free travel anyway |
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Afternoon naps
Waking in the night to pee
Muttering under your breath
Forgetting why you went into a room
Cursing young people for talking in a made up language
Forgetting your age and having to calculate it
Thinking the 90s was just a few years ago
Feeling horny but needing an early night
Unacceptably sensible (see above) - working on that one
And lots of others that I'll remember after my nap |
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Age is but a number in your head until the body tells ya to feck off and stop acting the ejit.
Sore knees from kneeling, sore back from legs up high ,and don't start on the dry fufu and HRT patch marks everywhere.
But then I can say whatever I want,no filter and blame my age tee hee xxx
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