Just an idea for a bit of fun; pick a fictional character and write them a Fab bio! 
For Example:
Greetings!
Jon Snow, at your pleasure.
Im new here so i know nothing, but willing to learn the ropes.
Best when i do that thing with my tongue the southern ladies like, but it doesnt happen often as im not big on kneeling. Some call me a Bastad, but take the time to get to know me, ill make you my Queen.
Men, keep your dick pics.
I dont want it  |
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Darth Vader, Sith Lord seeking loyal companion. You won't find a more passionate defender of order in the galaxy. Enjoy scenic overlooks, lightsaber duels (instruction provided), and quiet evenings (minus the respirator). Seeking someone who appreciates stability and the finer things in life, like the dark side. Not interested in rebels or emotional baggage.
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Hello Playthings, im entering the toybox
Fit and really fuckin' strong, breastfeeding kink to boot.
I'll take you on breathtaking trips of the skyline, assuming i dont drop you..
Then its back to mine, and ill laser you right in the tits
All the best, Homelander  |
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Hi girls..
I'm a naturist at heart but I'm a bit sensitive about my man boobs so I wear a skimpy little tee shirt all the time but leave my impressive junk on show.
The guy I hang around with is a bit of a pig and I can admit I'm something of an animal myself.
I have a one track mind and just want to lick your honeypot.
My name is Winnie but I'm known to my friends as Winnie the shit! |
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Thanks for popping into my profile
Ye wee poppets.
There had been some prick from meath claiming I'm not actually a real woman. Well wait till he sees my smoking hot tits.
My relationship status is complicated not attached, but the wife doesn't know I'm here. Can't accommodate. I get spot checked.
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