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A little follow on from the Cancellation Thread!!!
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A genuine excuse I had to give years ago got me blocked instantly despite being 100% true.
For context, it was a daytime coffee meet and I was skipping away from work to meet her.
That morning, about an hour before I was due to meet her, I was cutting grass on an awkward slope in an industrial estate when I slipped and fell, landing on a scuttery load of fox shit. The smell was stomach churning and I was retching for ages after it.
I had a change of clothes with me but what I needed was a shower as the scuttery shite had penetrated my trousers, as well as getting on my arm, and despite the change of clothing and washing under a cold tap, as well as going through an entire pack of wet wipes, I just couldn't get rid of the smell.
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"A genuine excuse I had to give years ago got me blocked instantly despite being 100% true.
For context, it was a daytime coffee meet and I was skipping away from work to meet her.
That morning, about an hour before I was due to meet her, I was cutting grass on an awkward slope in an industrial estate when I slipped and fell, landing on a scuttery load of fox shit. The smell was stomach churning and I was retching for ages after it.
I had a change of clothes with me but what I needed was a shower as the scuttery shite had penetrated my trousers, as well as getting on my arm, and despite the change of clothing and washing under a cold tap, as well as going through an entire pack of wet wipes, I just couldn't get rid of the smell.
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Are you a shit expert that u can |
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By *ealmc1973Man 36 weeks ago
Limerick, Clare, Tipperary |
...the last one I have used was, that:
'although I was ready to go, my balls shaved, showered and dentures cleaned, unfortunately, both of my wives, 7 kids and, even, the dog are at home, so I can't disappear...'
Looking at some of the new profiles, one simple excuse offers itself right away:
'...love you loads, but I am foreigner!'No more needs to be said in this particular instance |
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"A genuine excuse I had to give years ago got me blocked instantly despite being 100% true.
For context, it was a daytime coffee meet and I was skipping away from work to meet her.
That morning, about an hour before I was due to meet her, I was cutting grass on an awkward slope in an industrial estate when I slipped and fell, landing on a scuttery load of fox shit. The smell was stomach churning and I was retching for ages after it.
I had a change of clothes with me but what I needed was a shower as the scuttery shite had penetrated my trousers, as well as getting on my arm, and despite the change of clothing and washing under a cold tap, as well as going through an entire pack of wet wipes, I just couldn't get rid of the smell.
Are you a shit expert that u can "
That I can what? 
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That I can tell it was fox shit?
Well now, am I a shit expert, no.
Am I familiar with what the shit of a number of different animals looks like, well yes.
Given also that the grass in question was in an industrial unit where only two mammals exist, rabbits and foxes, it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to establish that it was fix shit. 
If you've ever smelled fox shit, you wouldn't forget it in a hurry. |
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"She had to cancel as a guy had turned up to do work in her garden.
She might have said his name was Mick but she didn't say anything about a bad smell."
The smell in that case would've been burning rubber.
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I'd have burned my wellingtons trying to run there as fast as I could |
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"I've been locked into an Audi dealership while looking at a car  "
I'd never believe that!
I was told their phone was dead foe 14 hours and that's why they didn't turn up.
I've only cancelled twice, because I couldn't get out if my road due to snow...
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I've only cancelled twice, because I couldn't get out if my road due to snow...
Not to many people would believe that alright here, as we don't get that much snow. You must have been back in the UK, that time.  |
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By *s Lolly OP Woman 36 weeks ago
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"I've been locked into an Audi dealership while looking at a car
I'd never believe that!
I was told their phone was dead foe 14 hours and that's why they didn't turn up.
I've only cancelled twice, because I couldn't get out if my road due to snow...
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In June and July  |
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"I've only cancelled twice, because I couldn't get out if my road due to snow...
Not to many people would believe that alright here, as we don't get that much snow. You must have been back in the UK, that time. "
Nope it was here this year. My road is treacherous as its never gritted. I couldn't drive the car up one day. Had to walk 2 miles home with the kids and dog...
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By *og-ManMan 36 weeks ago
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"I've been locked into an Audi dealership while looking at a car
I'd never believe that!
I was told their phone was dead foe 14 hours and that's why they didn't turn up.
I've only cancelled twice, because I couldn't get out if my road due to snow...
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She believed me especially when I showed her the video I took...
Just as a follow up as it happened 4 years ago
Two weeks ago we were away for a weekend at the sunny south east social and I told the story
Someone at the table said it was probably his dad that had to drive back to let me out when I got the Gardai to ring the keyholder
Small world |
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"I've only cancelled twice, because I couldn't get out if my road due to snow...
Not to many people would believe that alright here, as we don't get that much snow. You must have been back in the UK, that time.
Nope it was here this year. My road is treacherous as its never gritted. I couldn't drive the car up one day. Had to walk 2 miles home with the kids and dog...
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O right. So you killed 2 birds with the 1 stone them day's then. Ye, all got ye're steps in & the dog got its walk in aswell.
Them boy's don't like going down side isles in this Country. Unless your someone VERY special.  |
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"I've been locked into an Audi dealership while looking at a car
I'd never believe that!
I was told their phone was dead foe 14 hours and that's why they didn't turn up.
I've only cancelled twice, because I couldn't get out if my road due to snow...
She believed me especially when I showed her the video I took...
Just as a follow up as it happened 4 years ago
Two weeks ago we were away for a weekend at the sunny south east social and I told the story
Someone at the table said it was probably his dad that had to drive back to let me out when I got the Gardai to ring the keyholder
Small world "
Sure you'd have set the alarm off anyway's, by moving about inside the building, would you not, without ringing the guards?
I can imagine the next time he was talking to his day, the conversation they'd have about it. |
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"She had to cancel as a guy had turned up to do work in her garden.
She might have said his name was Mick but she didn't say anything about a bad smell.
The smell in that case would've been burning rubber.
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I'd have burned my wellingtons trying to run there as fast as I could "
For the lady in question it could well be true.... |
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By *s Lolly OP Woman 36 weeks ago
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"Covid was a regular enough one last year especially when we organised her gangbang. Three lads caught covid
A couple of grannies died that day too  "
Ah yes the good aul dead granny excuse, id one just yesterday's saying he'd overtime last Saturday so hed be tired this weekend |
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