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By *ingpot! OP   Man 18 weeks ago

West Cork

Feeling like some funny limericks this morning.. feel free to share your faves

Bonus points if you're actually from Limerick!

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By *adger BrocMan 18 weeks ago

Co. Cork

There once was a lady from Clare.

Who liked to have sex on a chair.

She would hitch up her frock

and sit on your cock.

And she loved if you played with her hair.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple 18 weeks ago

kinda dublin

If I had a wormhole in space,

I'd want it to lead to one place.

I'd drop in my balls,

And hope that they'd fall,

Right into OPs face

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By *adger BrocMan 18 weeks ago

Co. Cork

There was a young fella from Tipp.

Who wanted a ride on a ship.

He went to the dock

and got out his cock

But into the water did slip.

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By *adger BrocMan 18 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Safe sex is always a must.

Even with someone you trust.

So put on protection when you get an erection.

Unless it's to cum on her bust.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 18 weeks ago

Lucan

McCarthy he lives up in Dublin

His bod is so hot that it's bubblin'

He's really quite fit

And he doesn't give a shit

That the size of his bottom is doublin'.

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By *ingpot! OP   Man 18 weeks ago

West Cork

Haaa omg these are great!

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By *ingpot! OP   Man 18 weeks ago

West Cork


"If I had a wormhole in space,

I'd want it to lead to one place.

I'd drop in my balls,

And hope that they'd fall,

Right into OPs face"

Fucking brilliant

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By *adger BrocMan 18 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"McCarthy he lives up in Dublin

His bod is so hot that it's bubblin'

He's really quite fit

And he doesn't give a shit

That the size of his bottom is doublin'. "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 18 weeks ago

Lucan

The badger's a chap down in Cork

Where they say he's a bit of a dork

He walks o'er the land

With his lad in his hand

While poking his bum with a fork.

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By *adger BrocMan 18 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"The badger's a chap down in Cork

Where they say he's a bit of a dork

He walks o'er the land

With his lad in his hand

While poking his bum with a fork. "

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By *adger BrocMan 18 weeks ago

Co. Cork

McCarthy is good with a limerick.

Even though some might say he's a prick.

He is fast on the forum

and some just adore him.

For his wit which is always so slick.

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By *ombikerMan 18 weeks ago

the right side of the river

Mary had a little bike

She rode it around the grass

Every time the wheel went around

A spoke went up her arse

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By *oody500Man 18 weeks ago

Bray

There once was a woman named Sally

Who loved the occasional dally

She sat on the lap

Of a well endowed chap

And said you're right up my alley

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By *adger BrocMan 18 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"The badger's a chap down in Cork

Where they say he's a bit of a dork

He walks o'er the land

With his lad in his hand

While poking his bum with a fork. "

A gabhlóg is a walking stick/staff with a forked handle. (Gabhal is pronounced gowl). It can mean a junction, fork or the vagina.

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By *oody500Man 18 weeks ago

Bray

Poor Woody's an unlucky fella

He can't find a nice Bella

Try as he might

Nothing goes right

So he's willing to settle for stella

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By *ORDERMANMan 18 weeks ago

wrexham

There once was a monk from siberia

Whose morals were inferior

He did to a nun

What he shouldn't have done

And now she's a mother superior

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By *umfuzzMan 18 weeks ago

dublin

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By *umfuzzMan 18 weeks ago

dublin

There was a young couple on Fab

Whose female worked in a lab

A scientific mind

She was eager to find

Whoever it was gave her crabs

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By *umfuzzMan 18 weeks ago

dublin

There was a big cock and balls

Your mother she was quite appalled

I've not seen them so large and

Your father the sergeant

He better come here when I call

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By *laudshaenCouple 18 weeks ago

between sligo and leitrim

Just wrote this first draft so feel free to tweak

There is a man in the west

Whose balls are hairier than his chest

When the ladies do see

As they drop to their knee

They open their mouths to protest

But his balls hit their chin as he stuffs his cock in

And the beats on his chest quiets their jest

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By *umfuzzMan 18 weeks ago

dublin

There is this man out west

More hair on his balls than his chest

When the ladies catch sight

As they open their thighs

They try their best to protest

But his balls hit their chin as he rams his cock in

He say you'll swallow it all, and the rest

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By *ingpot! OP   Man 18 weeks ago

West Cork


"The badger's a chap down in Cork

Where they say he's a bit of a dork

He walks o'er the land

With his lad in his hand

While poking his bum with a fork.

A gabhlóg is a walking stick/staff with a forked handle. (Gabhal is pronounced gowl). It can mean a junction, fork or the vagina."

TIL

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By *ingpot! OP   Man 18 weeks ago

West Cork


"There once was a monk from siberia

Whose morals were inferior

He did to a nun

What he shouldn't have done

And now she's a mother superior"

Lolllll we laughed out loud at this one

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By *panishRebelMan 18 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

A man sat on the side of the street

Perving each smile meet and greet

Inside his pants rose

Watched by the crows

With summer skirts and clothes

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