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This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind .
Am I alone on this one ? |
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"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying "
Totally agree! I’m so glad I’m not the only one feeling this way lol  |
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By *indenMan 29 weeks ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying
Totally agree! I’m so glad I’m not the only one feeling this way lol "
May I ask, can some ladies control it, or elements of it?
I’ve been with a few and I may have asked them if they can control it but being a man and probably not listening I have no idea what they said.
But I do remember when I asked them if they always squirt they all said “only with you stud”………  
Genuine question by the way, I think if people know about these things it might help people understand. |
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By *ACOLCouple 29 weeks ago
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I agree, back in SA I got this water proof sheet from a cloth na-ppy seller. Haven't been able to find it here, but it works the best, easy to fit and after wash it does quick enough.
But yes it can be tiring... specially if at a hotel and have to stay over 
Lina. |
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"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying
Totally agree! I’m so glad I’m not the only one feeling this way lol
May I ask, can some ladies control it, or elements of it?
I’ve been with a few and I may have asked them if they can control it but being a man and probably not listening I have no idea what they said.
But I do remember when I asked them if they always squirt they all said “only with you stud”………
Genuine question by the way, I think if people know about these things it might help people understand."
Lol … nope.. no control over it  |
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"I agree, back in SA I got this water proof sheet from a cloth na-ppy seller. Haven't been able to find it here, but it works the best, easy to fit and after wash it does quick enough.
But yes it can be tiring... specially if at a hotel and have to stay over
Lina."
Hey Lina ,
Yeah I have the waterproof sheet. Wouldn’t be without it lol. But definitely a pain in the arse  |
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By *ACOLCouple 29 weeks ago
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"I agree, back in SA I got this water proof sheet from a cloth na-ppy seller. Haven't been able to find it here, but it works the best, easy to fit and after wash it does quick enough.
But yes it can be tiring... specially if at a hotel and have to stay over
Lina.
Hey Lina ,
Yeah I have the waterproof sheet. Wouldn’t be without it lol. But definitely a pain in the arse "
But what a pleasure
Lina  |
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"I agree, back in SA I got this water proof sheet from a cloth na-ppy seller. Haven't been able to find it here, but it works the best, easy to fit and after wash it does quick enough.
But yes it can be tiring... specially if at a hotel and have to stay over
Lina.
Hey Lina ,
Yeah I have the waterproof sheet. Wouldn’t be without it lol. But definitely a pain in the arse
But what a pleasure
Lina "
unfortunately I have never been with a squirter |
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We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt  |
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt "
It’s a massive inconvenience. The panic to get the sheet on before Liam getting here last time lol |
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt
It’s a massive inconvenience. The panic to get the sheet on before Liam getting here last time lol "
Will have to give more notice next time lol |
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt
It’s a massive inconvenience. The panic to get the sheet on before Liam getting here last time lol
It’s ok, just tell him bring his own towels and take ‘em back home with him afterwards haha
Will have to give more notice next time lol"
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt
It’s a massive inconvenience. The panic to get the sheet on before Liam getting here last time lol
Will have to give more notice next time lol"
It’s ok , tell him bring his own towels next time and take ‘em home with him afterwards haha |
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So, waterproof matress protectors (x3 sets) on the bed, Harry Corrys! Then got waterproof sheets from home store & more, then x large massage towels (x 6) in the bedroom! You just chuck all in the wash every morning. Lots of full changes of bed clothes on stand by helps. It's just forward planning.
Plans to make a 100% play bed in another room and cover it in waterproof material, so just need paper towels and bucket of wet wipes and into the bin. Work In progress until then. |
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"So, waterproof matress protectors (x3 sets) on the bed, Harry Corrys! Then got waterproof sheets from home store & more, then x large massage towels (x 6) in the bedroom! You just chuck all in the wash every morning. Lots of full changes of bed clothes on stand by helps. It's just forward planning.
Plans to make a 100% play bed in another room and cover it in waterproof material, so just need paper towels and bucket of wet wipes and into the bin. Work In progress until then. "
That’s more or less what I do at the minute with my own bed… but that’s assuming the sex is only happening in the bed lol |
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Be careful of cheap water proof sheets, bought two on a well known site, went to sleep, woke up in a sweat! It was like being in a sauna, and the noise if you move!
Definitely worth paying more for an easier option. |
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By *eth TVTV/TS 29 weeks ago
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It’s definitely something that the guys won’t get, is it? I used to date a squirter and she would change the sheets a couple of times a week. Her housemate gave her endless stick over the washing machine being on all the time, and she ended up having to go to the laundrette to get him off her case. |
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Always wondered this also. I have a waterproof mattress protector on the bed all of the time and if some spontaneous fun happens I pull down the duvet to limit the soakage. Changing sheets is one thing but having to wash and dry or replace duvets is an expensive business. For fun outside of the bedroom I have found that the disposable mats for kids cot beds work quite well and are folded up small in the packets so can discreetly be tucked in under a couch cushion, coffee table drawer etc for quick access when some spontaneous funs happens. I love squirting but the aftermath is always a mood killer lying on wet sheets. I would like to be able to control it. |
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"Always wondered this also. I have a waterproof mattress protector on the bed all of the time and if some spontaneous fun happens I pull down the duvet to limit the soakage. Changing sheets is one thing but having to wash and dry or replace duvets is an expensive business. For fun outside of the bedroom I have found that the disposable mats for kids cot beds work quite well and are folded up small in the packets so can discreetly be tucked in under a couch cushion, coffee table drawer etc for quick access when some spontaneous funs happens. I love squirting but the aftermath is always a mood killer lying on wet sheets. I would like to be able to control it. "
I guess disposable mats are the way to go lol x |
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"Be careful of cheap water proof sheets, bought two on a well known site, went to sleep, woke up in a sweat! It was like being in a sauna, and the noise if you move!
Definitely worth paying more for an easier option. "
I learned that lesson the hard way lol . |
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind .
Am I alone on this one ?"
I get this because I love sex with a particular colleague. Solutions we use include, mattress protector (which we change after a couple of rounds) and when staying in a hotel we typically use the single bed for fun and then hop into the double bed for sleeping (although we have got carried away and wet both) |
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"There is an obvious solution here, but I'm not going down that this morning! "
Lol if you're suggesting bladder emptying in advance unfortunately does not work. The studies that have been done involved "voluntary urination" before sexual activity begins, and the bladder is observed to refill due to stimulation in advance of squirting. |
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"There is an obvious solution here, but I'm not going down that this morning!
Lol if you're suggesting bladder emptying in advance unfortunately does not work. The studies that have been done involved "voluntary urination" before sexual activity begins, and the bladder is observed to refill due to stimulation in advance of squirting."
I think he may be suggesting ABSTINENCE  |
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"There is an obvious solution here, but I'm not going down that this morning!
Lol if you're suggesting bladder emptying in advance unfortunately does not work. The studies that have been done involved "voluntary urination" before sexual activity begins, and the bladder is observed to refill due to stimulation in advance of squirting.
I think he may be suggesting ABSTINENCE "
Well yes I guess that would work |
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind .
Am I alone on this one ?"
Splash blankets are the way to go, lots of different brands available. Throw them over the bed, sofa, floor….straight in the wash, rest of the place is nice and clean and dry.
The large ones can cover the whole bed; No need to strip the whole bed after play, useful for all on this site really
Ella |
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"As above a cheap easy option is puppy pads or a picnic blanket with plastic on the bottom and a soft fabric upper.
The picnic blanket in the boot of the car is perfect  "
Maybe you are skinny and limber enough to do it in a car boot but it sounds a bit uncomfortable to me |
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By *og-ManMan 29 weeks ago
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"As above a cheap easy option is puppy pads or a picnic blanket with plastic on the bottom and a soft fabric upper.
The picnic blanket in the boot of the car is perfect
Maybe you are skinny and limber enough to do it in a car boot but it sounds a bit uncomfortable to me "
No....not built for speed..built for comfort...beds all the way
My very first house party was in an AirBnB and I grabbed my picnic blanket from the car to protect a wooden floor that someone else was in danger of flooding
Still see my picnic blanket in some pictures |
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By *affa31Woman 29 weeks ago
Galway |
I use a thing called The Layer bought from Sex Siopa. Circular blanket, soft on one side and waterproof on the other. It doesn’t rustle or anything and can just be thrown straight in the wash without having to strip the bed. |
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"I use a thing called The Layer bought from Sex Siopa. Circular blanket, soft on one side and waterproof on the other. It doesn’t rustle or anything and can just be thrown straight in the wash without having to strip the bed. "
Ooh I must check that out |
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind .
Am I alone on this one ?
Splash blankets are the way to go, lots of different brands available. Throw them over the bed, sofa, floor….straight in the wash, rest of the place is nice and clean and dry.
The large ones can cover the whole bed; No need to strip the whole bed after play, useful for all on this site really
Ella "
Thanks Ella. Will definitely look into this x |
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"It's painful. I was recommended a dog sheet from amazon. Linen feel but waterproof and after multiple testing it definitely works. Much better than the pvc ones I've tested "
Oh must definitely look into this 
Mrs x |
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind .
Am I alone on this one ?"
My wife has same issues that’s why we love clubs…even soaked the walls on one occasion at a club! |
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind .
Am I alone on this one ?
My wife has same issues that’s why we love clubs…even soaked the walls on one occasion at a club!"
Yeah it’s nice to be able to leave the mess behind lol |
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By *om TangoMan 29 weeks ago
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My ex was a squirter which I love. We would light the fire in the sitting room and go at each other in the sitting room. Mop bucket and mop at the ready and when finished mop up and head to the dry bed for cuddling. |
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"We take puppy pads to hotels/meets to protect the bedding, works out for us and straight to bin. Or our own towels and home to the wash.
Sounds like something I might start doing x"
Have heard this is very much a thing with the puppy pads |
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"I have a question.
For you, or women in general that squirt. Is it something that happens all the time, or just during a very good time.
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I can’t speak for other ladies but for me , I know what to do to make myself squirt .if I don’t want to squirt I know what I’m not to do lol . But it is very enjoyable so it’s hard not to want to do it . If a guy doesn’t figure it out i will sometimes guide him |
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"We take puppy pads to hotels/meets to protect the bedding, works out for us and straight to bin. Or our own towels and home to the wash.
Sounds like something I might start doing x
Have heard this is very much a thing with the puppy pads "
Tell Liam bring em with him next time lol |
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"Jenny Keane sells a waterproof throw that you can place over bed/couch so no need to wash sheets just the throw each time. Hope that's helpful x
Oh wow…. Must look that up "
That sounds perfect, thanks for the tip.  |
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My very first house party was in an AirBnB and I grabbed my picnic blanket from the car to protect a wooden floor that someone else was in danger of flooding
Still see my picnic blanket in some pictures "
Quick thinking Bog ...pmsl... Oh quick bring the picnic blanket |
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind .
Am I alone on this one ?"
Can I be ur cleaner Limerick ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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The male equivalent to this post is
‘ I have a massive cock and I’m annoyed at how huge it is because the women folk can see it from across the room and it means they know they’ll enjoy themselves….. any other big penises about feel my pain too’
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By *ilderMan 29 weeks ago
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"It's painful. I was recommended a dog sheet from amazon. Linen feel but waterproof and after multiple testing it definitely works. Much better than the pvc ones I've tested "
I got one of those myself. Although mine is soft to the touch both sides. You'd never really think it's waterproof but it's been tested many times . No issues throwing it in the machine after |
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind .
Am I alone on this one ?"
Id say the majorty of fellas like this myself included. Get yourself a good boy who will consume every drop no need for waterproofs |
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"I know some women can be shy or embarrassed regarding squirting, but it's pleasurable for both parties.
Plus I don't mind getting wet
Thankfully I have lost my shyness but it took a while."
It’s great when u can let go of the shyness isint it x |
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Just saying at front to mitigate the consequences, it’s very nice and super naughty in a hotel bed however it happened a couple of times in my car and I wasn’t able to remove it from the car seats at all, I sold the car and still the marks were there. |
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As someone who is intrigued by the elusive squirt and been subject to the rummaging its interesting to read the difficulties ye encounter that I didn't consider
Hope ye find simple solutions... is there any clothes designers out there who want a new project |
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Same issue here OP and really we just embrace it now and just go with it. Yeah there's a lot of wetness but we always keep a towel beside the bed to throw down . Doesn't work perfectly but helps... Come long and see for yourself |
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"Same issue here OP and really we just embrace it now and just go with it. Yeah there's a lot of wetness but we always keep a towel beside the bed to throw down . Doesn't work perfectly but helps... Come long and see for yourself "
The towels just get soaked too and into the mattress then lol |
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"My ex was a serious squirter and it was never an issue, pull her to edge of bed and have her squirt on the wooden floor, obviously the kitchen was a go to spot too given ease of the clean up "
That’s fine if u can control your squirting . I can’t .. I can’t sit at the edge of the bed the whole time like haha |
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"We keep a Waterproof Quilted Mattress Protector on our bed all the time. Just stick it in the wash and put another one on. Takes all the thinking out of it and herself can fully enjoy and let go."
Yeah I reckon that might be the way to go x |
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt "
Sometimes it can be an inconvenience with spontaneous sex at home . Not alway prepared or have a towel at the endnof the bed . So when Mrs dirty is ontop I slide over to her side of the bed .
Si xx |
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt
Sometimes it can be an inconvenience with spontaneous sex at home . Not alway prepared or have a towel at the endnof the bed . So when Mrs dirty is ontop I slide over to her side of the bed .
Si xx"
Gave me a giggle |
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"Genuine suggestion: incontinence pads (for old people), they are quite big, designed for older people's beds. Once wet, just bin them. Would that work? "
Puppy pads are probably cheaper. And easy to get in B&M etc.
It's not really that sexy though. I find having waterproof blankets in a variety of sized and near to hand more sexy. I have a lovely blue velvet one which is so nice to feel under naked skin. |
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By *og-ManMan 23 weeks ago
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"Genuine suggestion: incontinence pads (for old people), they are quite big, designed for older people's beds. Once wet, just bin them. Would that work? "
Id imagine puppy training pads are cheaper |
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"Genuine suggestion: incontinence pads (for old people), they are quite big, designed for older people's beds. Once wet, just bin them. Would that work?
Id imagine puppy training pads are cheaper "
But maybe not as absorbent.... I don't know. |
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I think women can sometimes feel pressured into doing it, especially from men who don't seem to know or care of the consequences of squirting. I've even heard of men forcing women to squirt without asking them.
There are some good courses on squirting on sites like Beducated etc and the biggest take away I got from them was, as the OG poster pointed out, it's not all sunshine and roses and can become a nuisance. Men will also tend to focus on a women squirting than her orgasming.
Squirting doesn't equal an orgasm but it can happen in tandem.
Regarding if it's pee or not, it's not. There are some elements that are in pee. It also varies from person to person but there is a much higher amount of Prostate Specific Antigen, which is also found in male sperm. |
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"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying "
This. Plus it can be embarrassing |
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The way I look at it, if you enjoy sex with women then you need to understand that ladies bits do this sometimes, and that's part and parcel of sex. Getting icked out of complaining that a woman's body does what it does is a v immature attitude. Likewise if you enjoy anal sex then sometimes shit happens (even when prepped). Same with period sex. Sex is just a messy business sometimes. |
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By *og-ManMan 23 weeks ago
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"The way I look at it, if you enjoy sex with women then you need to understand that ladies bits do this sometimes, and that's part and parcel of sex. Getting icked out of complaining that a woman's body does what it does is a v immature attitude. Likewise if you enjoy anal sex then sometimes shit happens (even when prepped). Same with period sex. Sex is just a messy business sometimes. "
So what do you do if you withdraw after anal with some sweetcorn on your knob |
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By *eordie.Woman 23 weeks ago
The Sticks |
"It worries me that prepping for squirty sex sounds awfully like setting up a serial killers kill room.....
Off to rewatch Dexter pretending he is off for a meet everytime"
That is exactly what it's like
American Psycho |
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By *I TwoCouple 23 weeks ago
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"Genuine suggestion: incontinence pads (for old people), they are quite big, designed for older people's beds. Once wet, just bin them. Would that work?
Id imagine puppy training pads are cheaper
But maybe not as absorbent.... I don't know. "
Puppy training pads aren't absorbent, (I tried them changing a diesel filter, not squirting lol) |
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Check out @splashblanket on insta, a creator I follow on there is doing a promotion on there, code is ALICE15. Can’t speak personally to how good these are but the creator in question knows her stuff |
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Outdoor sex.
Spare room, set up appropriately 
I LOVE when the woman squirts on my face 
