Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than a otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift... |
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"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift..."
Just to be sure I understand the duties of the role; is there any real difference in the responsibilities of rubbing cock and massaging ego, they seem to be linked. I’d hate to get a bad performance review from……
Ella |
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"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift...
Just to be sure I understand the duties of the role; is there any real difference in the responsibilities of rubbing cock and massaging ego, they seem to be linked. I’d hate to get a bad performance review from……
Ella "
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By *ollypop9Woman 31 weeks ago
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Dear Miss Rosy Red,
Hereby I'd like to apply for the above position.
I love working as part of a team but I'm also very able to work on my own initiative when needed.
I'm great at multitasking, which would mean egos and cocks will be stroked all at once.
I can work under pressure and in tough environments.
I'm also bi lingual, which means I can stroke cocks with hands and mouth and egos in different languages.
I hope you will consider my application , as I find the bonus very appealing.
Kind regards,
Miss Lolly Pop |
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By *OCONO5Couple 31 weeks ago
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"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift...
Just to be sure I understand the duties of the role; is there any real difference in the responsibilities of rubbing cock and massaging ego, they seem to be linked. I’d hate to get a bad performance review from……
Ella "
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"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift...
Just to be sure I understand the duties of the role; is there any real difference in the responsibilities of rubbing cock and massaging ego, they seem to be linked. I’d hate to get a bad performance review from……
Ella "
if you dont stroke the cock you had better massage the ego  |
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"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than a otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift..."
job of a lifetime for some lucky people |
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The whole thing of donkey dicks reminds me of the bible.
For the uniniated, have a look at Ezekiel 23:20. The whole of chapter 23 is hilarious but the above is probably the only mention of men with donkey sized dicks in the bible. |
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. Funniest thing I have read in some time  |
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"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than a otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift..."
Is there Flexi time as well? |
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"The whole thing of donkey dicks reminds me of the bible.
For the uniniated, have a look at Ezekiel 23:20. The whole of chapter 23 is hilarious but the above is probably the only mention of men with donkey sized dicks in the bible. "
Indeed, but 23:21 is just as much fun |
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By *indenMan 31 weeks ago
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"The whole thing of donkey dicks reminds me of the bible.
For the uniniated, have a look at Ezekiel 23:20. The whole of chapter 23 is hilarious but the above is probably the only mention of men with donkey sized dicks in the bible. "
Is that the verse Samuel L. Jackson used in Pulp Fiction? |
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