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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 31 weeks ago

City Centre

Give me your worst chat up lines, bad but funny. I love them.

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 31 weeks ago

City Centre

You walk up to very attractive person. You look them deep into there eyes and say.

I know we are not socks! But I think we would make a great pair.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan 31 weeks ago

Midlands

Attracted to you like a moth to a flame, a fly to a sh..e , a tick to a hound dog.

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By *voidingboredomMan 31 weeks ago

around

New digital one is sending an emoji/gif/pic of a cute dog to someone and then the following message:

"Whoah there you are Rex. Sorry about that, he's always wandering off on me going hunting for the hottest women. Didn't mean to disturb you. But hey, now that I'm here, what's up?!"

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 31 weeks ago

City Centre

Oooo that would be a hard sell. Hi, just wanted to say I am attracted to you like a tick to a hound dog.

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By *unlinguyMan 31 weeks ago

South Dublin

Hey.. suppose a kebab and a ride is out of the question??

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By *ealmc1973Man 31 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

or, abbreviation of said phrase, used by many blokes on here: Wanna fuck?

Always works

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By *ogday2181Man 31 weeks ago

Dublin

Wanna fuck?

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By *og-ManMan 31 weeks ago

somewhere

Fancy a donut

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By *rakesterlingMan 31 weeks ago

Dublin

Ah cmon the classic: Are you alright? I can only imagine the pain you are in after falling out of the heavens!

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By *ombikerMan 31 weeks ago

the right side of the river

I hear you are a good cook.

If you cook me dinner and it’s good I might let you cook me breakfast as well.

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By *voidingboredomMan 31 weeks ago

around

That dress looks great on you...

... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

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By *ammerdrill321Man 31 weeks ago

Glasnevin

I hope you know CPR because you've taken my breath away

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple 31 weeks ago

kinda dublin

I've got a boner, and it's pointing at you

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By *TinyDelight-Woman 31 weeks ago

City Centre

I enjoy watching sunsets but I'd prefer to see you go down.

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By *og-ManMan 31 weeks ago

somewhere

Ask your mate if she'd like a dance

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By *ot so needyMan 31 weeks ago

Galway

Before you ask. No it's not, I'm just happy to see you.

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple 31 weeks ago

villiage

Are you good with numbers you be the 6 and i will be the 9

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By *ohnFKMan 31 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

- Do you like wine gums?

- Well wind your gums around this (Points to genitalia

)

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By *osyRedLipsWoman 31 weeks ago

Kildare

Can I sit on your face so you can guess my weight

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By *llie_xWoman 31 weeks ago

Town

If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?

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By *of spadesMan 31 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Hiya, the name is Bond, Poly Bond, I'm here to fill your crack

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By *voidingboredomMan 31 weeks ago

around

"Hiya, the name is Bond, Poly Bond, I'm here to fill your crack

Jesus...

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By *BantsMan 31 weeks ago

Mayo for now

This is a bad one, definitely a mood killer.

You remind me of my mother...

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By *carlett!Woman 31 weeks ago

My usual d*unken pick up line to women is...

"You ever been fisted?"

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By *illbillMan 31 weeks ago

dublin

You remind me of a parking ticket....cause you've fine written all over u

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 31 weeks ago

City Centre

"I enjoy watching sunsets but I'd prefer to see you go down.

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By *unFellaMan 31 weeks ago

Derry

Are you a lamp? Cuz I wanna turn you on in the dark

Double edged sword, take it how you want to lmao

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By *astelloWoman 31 weeks ago

Far far away

Guy throws ice on the floor..

Look at him likes hes a loon

He says "just wanted to break the ice between us"

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By *s LollyWoman 31 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again

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By *ot so needyMan 31 weeks ago

Galway

"Your hotter than a junkies spoon

Jesus that's wrong

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By *uddlyBear1972Man 31 weeks ago

Just inside the Pale

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

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By *ot so needyMan 31 weeks ago

Galway

I have a very small cock but a really quick arse

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 31 weeks ago

City Centre

Some Terrible ones here

. Some are not bad and might actually work. Some are just mad

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By *panishRebelMan 31 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Would you like to be buried with my people?

An old Kerry one.

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By *londyPrincessCouple 31 weeks ago

Scotstown

If you sit on my face I would eat my way up to your heart

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

Remember my name cos you'll be screaming it later

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 31 weeks ago

Lucan

"I suppose a ride is out of the question?"

It worked once, kinda..

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By *BantsMan 31 weeks ago

Mayo for now

"My usual d*unken pick up line to women is...

"You ever been fisted?"

Does it work?

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By *osyRedLipsWoman 31 weeks ago

Kildare

Do you want to go halves on a bastard

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple 31 weeks ago

City Centre

Dame!!!hard core

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By *igharryMan 28 weeks ago

Manchester

Im so jealous of your heart because its pounding inside you and im not

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By *ACOLCouple 28 weeks ago

limerick

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard

Hahahahahaha! Winner.

Lina.

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By *elle111Woman 28 weeks ago

"Fancy a donut

"
pahahaha

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By *s LollyWoman 28 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Im so jealous of your heart because its pounding inside you and im not"

Bhaha that me LOL

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By *ezoMan 28 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Are you an elevator?

Cause I can go down on you.

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Are you a spanner? Cause you're making my nuts tight

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By *ulu00Woman 28 weeks ago

Donegal

Is your surname Jacobs? Cos baby, youre a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

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By *rRiosMan 28 weeks ago

dublin

*strolls over with remnants of Christmas cracker*

“well, do you fancy being the second cracker I pull this evening”