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'Current Status'

By *ubguy777 OP Man over a year ago

I'm bored, any suggestions for new interesting, humorous, clever, mysterious, puzzling, cheeky, naughty, shocking, boring, mundane, informative, current status updates?

Extra kudos for hitting two or more categories in one go,...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Boy, if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumonher

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By *rRiosMan over a year ago

dublin

I imagine “I’m bored, need to be drained” works a treat. Women are always on these forums saying how sexy it is

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By *ogday2181Man over a year ago

Dublin

Yep or. "Anyone wanna meet now?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Any horny sluts about”. Works every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Any horny sluts about”. Works every time "

Nothing smaller than 9 inches wanted

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By *ealmc1973Man over a year ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

Big pussy and small cock for later?

...not sure what reaction would that trigger, nor what it means, but it would fit right in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rub a dubguy, 3 men cos I'm bi

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Here OP, have one of my old status updates:

"I've just been given an antique Chinese vase shaped like a vagina. It's from the Minge Dynasty.

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Here OP, have one of my old status updates:

"I've just been given an antique Chinese vase shaped like a vagina. It's from the Minge Dynasty."

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