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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"My goldfish died
Dud you flush him 
He got a Viking burial down the loo. That ended with firemen at my place. Or maybe that was a porn I watched. 
What’s the porn you watched  "
Usually gay porn with fireman |
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"My goldfish died
Dud you flush him
He got a Viking burial down the loo. That ended with firemen at my place. Or maybe that was a porn I watched.
What’s the porn you watched
Usually gay porn with fireman "
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt
I lied I was watching match of the day"
Writes note on profile. Don't arrange meet on Motd nights. |
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"I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt
I lied I was watching match of the day
Writes note on profile. Don't arrange meet on Motd nights."
That’s like every night though   |
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"I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt
I lied I was watching match of the day
Writes note on profile. Don't arrange meet on Motd nights."
Ha ha ur ahead of the game lol |
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"I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt
I lied I was watching match of the day
Writes note on profile. Don't arrange meet on Motd nights.
Ha ha ur ahead of the game lol"
Notes are very helpful |
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"I had some someone say they hadn't charged their phone for 18 hours. I mean really? Turned up 2 hours late. I wasn't there obviously "
Depends on if its your fab phone or not - sometimes I forget to charge it or take it with me |
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By *ettaManMan 30 weeks ago
Kerry and Dublin |
"Sick child no one’s gonna question it "
You have to be careful that you haven't already disclosed that you don't have kids. Otherwise there will be some serious questions and maybe even a call to the gardaí. |
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We had them just not turn up.
Say they can't find the house.
Sorry forgot I'd had to much to drink.
Ex wife said iv got to have my kids tonight.
Even just blocked us.
Ignored after meet time.
The list is endless, we now only meet with verified people or people we have met at a club.
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- I need to visit my dad in hospital. - can't really say anything to that
- My relatives came for a visit. - a bit weaker, don't your relatives respect your privacy?
- I had too much to drink last night. - it's actually fair, if a bit disappointing. |
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"- I need to visit my dad in hospital. - can't really say anything to that
- My relatives came for a visit. - a bit weaker, don't your relatives respect your privacy?
- I had too much to drink last night. - it's actually fair, if a bit disappointing. "
Some relatives do turn up unexpectedly, no message to say they're turning up! And if you don't want them to know what you're up to.....
There's nothing worse than a hangover and trying to perform......  |
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Here is fun one that has been used on me.
“Oh, I have to attend a social that was organised a month ago”
My reply “That’s great, which one is it?”
Her reply “Oh it’s a private one with invite only”
My reply “Ah sure, we will catch up next time”
Turns out, we were attending the same social in Dublin and she ended up red faced. I got a I am sorry kiss in return.
Choose your excuse carefully  |
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