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"What’s the funeral arrangements for later, I missed Greatwine’s send off yesterday "Thought someone would give me the time so I could post for all to see | |||
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"You’re slacking today Dickins, I must have wore you out last night "I kinda remember you saying that you had drained me dry around 5am and then I fell asleep | |||
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"Who suggested poor old Badger was guilty of being a vampire. Firstly I was too busy tidying up the corpses to be idly chatting on here. And secondly I hate the sight of blood so wouldn't make a very good vampire. Now I believe there is nothing to stop a vampire from changing into a bat and flying out through the bars of his prison cell to feast on the blood of innocent townspeople..... After all he is half batty already. Must remember to renew my garlic necklace. Wont do much for me in the fab stakes but will keep Dickin.....I mean the vampire away. Speaking of stakes I always have one handy to drive into a vampire heart." I love garlic remember | |||
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"Afternoon all sorry to hear the passing of 3 townsfolk now the shop is closed for the day in respect of our fallen comrades " All good for the undertaking business. | |||
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"Scrutiny might prefer if everyone was on top of her......just saying."  | |||
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"Afternoon all sorry to hear the passing of 3 townsfolk now the shop is closed for the day in respect of our fallen comrades All good for the undertaking business. " Always a silver lining I guess but  also | |||
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"I'm getting stressed now how did they get two more "Going to invite you and Sandixoxo and Scarlett over to the prison tonight Ye will all be locked in with me for the night. Safe and sound Let's see what happens then On Google at the moment checking out some swingers games to play out tonight Don't know much about it so the 3 of you could possibly teach me What ye think Ladies  | |||
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"I'm getting stressed now how did they get two more
Going to invite you and Sandixoxo and Scarlett over to the prison tonight
Ye will all be locked in with me for the night. Safe and sound
Let's see what happens then
On Google at the moment checking out some swingers games to play out tonight
Don't know much about it so the 3 of you could possibly teach me
What ye think Ladies "Aren’t u been greedy keeping all us women to yourself Dickins  . Maybe us ladies will let u watch how we swing on those bars  | |||
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"Count me in "Thank you. Really looking forward to meeting up with you | |||
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"I'm getting stressed now how did they get two more
Going to invite you and Sandixoxo and Scarlett over to the prison tonight
Ye will all be locked in with me for the night. Safe and sound
Let's see what happens then
On Google at the moment checking out some swingers games to play out tonight
Don't know much about it so the 3 of you could possibly teach me
What ye think Ladies
Aren’t u been greedy keeping all us women to yourself Dickins . Maybe us ladies will let u watch how we swing on those bars "The Student News Reporter is really willing to learn to be honest Really looking forward to tonight | |||
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"Well hopefully Lollypop9 will have some entertainment for the post funeral drowning of our sorrows... "Well she and the undertaker are the only ones making money out of this The plot thickens | |||
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"Well hopefully Lollypop9 will have some entertainment for the post funeral drowning of our sorrows...
Well she and the undertaker are the only ones making money out of this
The plot thickens "Well I hear Rod McThirsty is in town with a couple of friends, so you'll find me bent over the Poole table with my slippery nipples this evening | |||
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"Well hopefully Lollypop9 will have some entertainment for the post funeral drowning of our sorrows...
Well she and the undertaker are the only ones making money out of this
ty is in town with a couple of friends, so you'll find me bent over the Poole table with my slippery nipples this evening "Don't forget to get to the prison before night fall | |||
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"Well hopefully Lollypop9 will have some entertainment for the post funeral drowning of our sorrows...
Well she and the undertaker are the only ones making money out of this
The plot thickens
Well I hear Rod McThirsty is in town with a couple of friends, so you'll find me bent over the Poole table with my slippery nipples this evening "Make sure that you pot all the balls before you play with the black ball | |||
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"Rumour has it that a certain prisoner is going to pretend to be dead and have himself sneaked out of prison in the hearse. Only thing is if I get him I the coffin I might screw the lid down and leave him there. As I suspect him of being the actual vampire I might be doing the town a big favour. "And the plot thickens again, just not sure which plot…. Anyone hear from woody down at the graveyard | |||
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"Rumour has it that a certain prisoner is going to pretend to be dead and have himself sneaked out of prison in the hearse. Only thing is if I get him I the coffin I might screw the lid down and leave him there. As I suspect him of being the actual vampire I might be doing the town a big favour. "You are trying everything to get rid of me yet I had company last night so I could not have carried those atrocious murderers Also I hope that you are not calling out the lovely lady and in the process you are tarnishing the Lady's reputation I would not like to be in your shoes | |||
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"Rumour has it that a certain prisoner is going to pretend to be dead and have himself sneaked out of prison in the hearse. Only thing is if I get him I the coffin I might screw the lid down and leave him there. As I suspect him of being the actual vampire I might be doing the town a big favour. "That's not a bad escape plan actually, well apart from the screwing the lid closed. At least wait till I have my way with him please. Been a long time cuming. | |||
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"Rumour has it that a certain prisoner is going to pretend to be dead and have himself sneaked out of prison in the hearse. Only thing is if I get him I the coffin I might screw the lid down and leave him there. As I suspect him of being the actual vampire I might be doing the town a big favour.
That's not a bad escape plan actually, well apart from the screwing the lid closed. At least wait till I have my way with him please. Been a long time cuming."Can't wait to meet with you and the other 2 ladies tonight Heard you have the hair and the makeup sorted and new outfits Rumours about buying batteries for some toys also Must go on Google again and figure what ye might bring | |||
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"Rumour has it that a certain prisoner is going to pretend to be dead and have himself sneaked out of prison in the hearse. Only thing is if I get him I the coffin I might screw the lid down and leave him there. As I suspect him of being the actual vampire I might be doing the town a big favour.
That's not a bad escape plan actually, well apart from the screwing the lid closed. At least wait till I have my way with him please. Been a long time cuming.
Can't wait to meet with you and the other 2 ladies tonight
Heard you have the hair and the makeup sorted and new outfits
Rumours about buying batteries for some toys also
Must go on Google again and figure what ye might bring
"Don't scare yourself googling things. We'll be somewhat gentle with you, promise | |||
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"Rumour has it that a certain prisoner is going to pretend to be dead and have himself sneaked out of prison in the hearse. Only thing is if I get him I the coffin I might screw the lid down and leave him there. As I suspect him of being the actual vampire I might be doing the town a big favour.
That's not a bad escape plan actually, well apart from the screwing the lid closed. At least wait till I have my way with him please. Been a long time cuming.
Can't wait to meet with you and the other 2 ladies tonight
Heard you have the hair and the makeup sorted and new outfits
Rumours about buying batteries for some toys also
Must go on Google again and figure what ye might bring
Don't scare yourself googling things. We'll be somewhat gentle with you, promise "He won't even feel a thing | |||
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"Rumour has it that a certain prisoner is going to pretend to be dead and have himself sneaked out of prison in the hearse. Only thing is if I get him I the coffin I might screw the lid down and leave him there. As I suspect him of being the actual vampire I might be doing the town a big favour.
That's not a bad escape plan actually, well apart from the screwing the lid closed. At least wait till I have my way with him please. Been a long time cuming.
Can't wait to meet with you and the other 2 ladies tonight
Heard you have the hair and the makeup sorted and new outfits
Rumours about buying batteries for some toys also
Must go on Google again and figure what ye might bring
Don't scare yourself googling things. We'll be somewhat gentle with you, promise "That sounds cool Can't wait to see you cuming | |||
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"Rumour has it that a certain prisoner is going to pretend to be dead and have himself sneaked out of prison in the hearse. Only thing is if I get him I the coffin I might screw the lid down and leave him there. As I suspect him of being the actual vampire I might be doing the town a big favour.
That's not a bad escape plan actually, well apart from the screwing the lid closed. At least wait till I have my way with him please. Been a long time cuming."...................... Ok I'll put him in the coffin. I will let you put on the lid and do the screwing. | |||
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"Interesting... And where were you????" I had family matters to attend to….. I dunno whether I’m cummin or going | |||
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"Have I missed the triple funeral? My class are unreal today. Hyper as anything. Roll on home time " My class was a bunch of idiots today I need destress | |||
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"Meet me behind the massage parlour in 20mins and ill help you distress if you help me de dress "I’m waiting | |||
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"More devastating news johng69 CK430 Meathguy200 thomas101monster tekscrew Nozzles and hmmmm300 were just found in the abandoned amusement park, seems the vampires interrupted their gang bang" Holy shit there is a massacre | |||
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"Meet me behind the massage parlour in 20mins and ill help you distress if you help me de dress "F.F.S. Be careful | |||
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"Meet me behind the massage parlour in 20mins and ill help you distress if you help me de dress
F.F.S. Be careful "I am waiting an she isn’t here | |||
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"Breaking news or rumours blue sapphire and _iery minx and that all those people were found slaughtered in an abandoned amusement arcade it looks like hmmmm300 was busy having an orgy and the vampires must have taken them unawares" I don't think blue sapphire or _iery minx were at that gang bang. So hopefully they're ok  | |||
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"Breaking news or rumours blue sapphire and _iery minx and that all those people were found slaughtered in an abandoned amusement arcade it looks like hmmmm300 was busy having an orgy and the vampires must have taken them unawares I don't think blue sapphire or _iery minx were at that gang bang. So hopefully they're ok "Who’s having gang bangs an me not invited!! | |||
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"Breaking news or rumours blue sapphire and _iery minx and that all those people were found slaughtered in an abandoned amusement arcade it looks like hmmmm300 was busy having an orgy and the vampires must have taken them unawares I don't think blue sapphire or _iery minx were at that gang bang. So hopefully they're ok "Anyone know when this happened | |||
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"Breaking news or rumours blue sapphire and _iery minx and that all those people were found slaughtered in an abandoned amusement arcade it looks like hmmmm300 was busy having an orgy and the vampires must have taken them unawares I don't think blue sapphire or _iery minx were at that gang bang. So hopefully they're ok
Anyone know when this happened "It must've been before 4 as that's when the amusement park opens | |||
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"Breaking news or rumours blue sapphire and _iery minx and that all those people were found slaughtered in an abandoned amusement arcade it looks like hmmmm300 was busy having an orgy and the vampires must have taken them unawares I don't think blue sapphire or _iery minx were at that gang bang. So hopefully they're ok
Anyone know when this happened
It must've been before 4 as that's when the amusement park opens "But I thought that the Vampires only came out at night time | |||
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"Breaking news or rumours blue sapphire and _iery minx and that all those people were found slaughtered in an abandoned amusement arcade it looks like hmmmm300 was busy having an orgy and the vampires must have taken them unawares I don't think blue sapphire or _iery minx were at that gang bang. So hopefully they're ok
Anyone know when this happened
It must've been before 4 as that's when the amusement park opens
But I thought that the Vampires only came out at night time "Something very dodgy here lads | |||
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"Maybe it's not vampires at all??? "That’s I’m starting to think!!! | |||
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"Im still alive and kicking I think,I was at the gang bang but left before it got too messy by the look of things " So you just like it neat I think that suits your classy style | |||
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"Im still alive and kicking I think,I was at the gang bang but left before it got too messy by the look of things So you just like it neat I think that suits your classy style " Yes indeed | |||
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"Im still alive and kicking I think,I was at the gang bang but left before it got too messy by the look of things So you just like it neat I think that suits your classy style Yes indeed "So you like it straight up or straight in. Well that's what it says on Google about a gang bang | |||
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"Im still alive and kicking I think,I was at the gang bang but left before it got too messy by the look of things So you just like it neat I think that suits your classy style Yes indeed
So you like it straight up or straight in. Well that's what it says on Google about a gang bang "How can I claim to be classy if I run around answering those sort of questions | |||
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"Im still alive and kicking I think,I was at the gang bang but left before it got too messy by the look of things So you just like it neat I think that suits your classy style Yes indeed
So you like it straight up or straight in. Well that's what it says on Google about a gang bang
How can I claim to be classy if I run around answering those sort of questions "A classy lady is always a classy lady in my eyes and never looses her style Probably a lot of crap on Google to be honest | |||
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"Im still alive and kicking I think,I was at the gang bang but left before it got too messy by the look of things So you just like it neat I think that suits your classy style Yes indeed
So you like it straight up or straight in. Well that's what it says on Google about a gang bang
How can I claim to be classy if I run around answering those sort of questions
A classy lady is always a classy lady in my eyes and never looses her style
Probably a lot of crap on Google to be honest "Very stylish indeed I see | |||
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"Hey I'm still alive everyone was still alive when I crawled out knickers down around my ankles " Rather thigh revealing I would imagine | |||
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"Hey I'm still alive everyone was still alive when I crawled out knickers down around my ankles " Rather thigh revealing I would imagine | |||
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"Hey I'm still alive everyone was still alive when I crawled out knickers down around my ankles " You had knickers | |||
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"Hey I'm still alive everyone was still alive when I crawled out knickers down around my ankles You had knickers "Would not want to catch cold obviously | |||
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"I’m just awake guys, Dickins really did wear me out last night, I’m heading over to Lolly’s to see if she’s ok, I know she’s off tonight so I’m hoping she just started on the shots early and has left her phone behind the bar " Don't forget to bring the other 2 ladies with you when you are cum ing to the prison | |||
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"I'm on the way over to you dickins. Just finished few shots with lolly & so ready to go "What about the other 2 Bet you look absolutely stunning | |||
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"More devastating news johng69 CK430 Meathguy200 thomas101monster tekscrew Nozzles and hmmmm300 were just found in the abandoned amusement park, seems the vampires interrupted their gang bang" ......... Oh no. Not Hmmmm300. I will have a very special coffin for that gorgeous lady. I will treat her body with the care and attention it deserves. Always difficult for an undertaker when its someone you know. ?????? | |||
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"More devastating news johng69 CK430 Meathguy200 thomas101monster tekscrew Nozzles and hmmmm300 were just found in the abandoned amusement park, seems the vampires interrupted their gang bang ......... Oh no. Not Hmmmm300. I will have a very special coffin for that gorgeous lady. I will treat her body with the care and attention it deserves. Always difficult for an undertaker when its someone you know. ??????" May they R.I.P | |||
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"Hey I'm still alive everyone was still alive when I crawled out knickers down around my ankles Rather thigh revealing I would imagine " ..... I know everyone has 2 thighs but the repetition is a bit unnecessary...... | |||
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"I'm on the way over to you dickins. Just finished few shots with lolly & so ready to go
What about the other 2
Bet you look absolutely stunning "I’m with Scarlett, we where having drinks with lolly god I’m gonna need AA soon | |||
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"More devastating news johng69 CK430 Meathguy200 thomas101monster tekscrew Nozzles and hmmmm300 were just found in the abandoned amusement park, seems the vampires interrupted their gang bang ......... Oh no. Not Hmmmm300. I will have a very special coffin for that gorgeous lady. I will treat her body with the care and attention it deserves. Always difficult for an undertaker when its someone you know. ?????? May they R.I.P" Sorry. A bit unprofessional of me as an undertaker to get personal about a deceased. All bodies will be treated equally of course. | |||
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"More devastating news johng69 CK430 Meathguy200 thomas101monster tekscrew Nozzles and hmmmm300 were just found in the abandoned amusement park, seems the vampires interrupted their gang bang ......... Oh no. Not Hmmmm300. I will have a very special coffin for that gorgeous lady. I will treat her body with the care and attention it deserves. Always difficult for an undertaker when its someone you know. ?????? May they R.I.P Sorry. A bit unprofessional of me as an undertaker to get personal about a deceased. All bodies will be treated equally of course. " . Poor woody will have his work cut out for him over the next few days digging all those plots… may they all rip…what has happened to this town lately | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour...... "Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour...... "Your memory is failing you . When I got locked up in here they gave the key of the cell to the Invisible Lady The Sheriff is on unpaid leave leave because he was caught swinging And I'm in jail because I reported it | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot "Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that  | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot "We could play Slip-it-between-the-bars Anybody got any other suggestions | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot
Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that "I can pop in, | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot
Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that
I can pop in, "I would never so no to a Beautiful Lady You are very welcome to join us Any ideas for how we can pass the night | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot
Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that
I can pop in,
I would never so no to a
Beautiful Lady
You are very welcome to join us
Any ideas for how we can pass the night ". I’ve brought twister we can put a naughty spin on it | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot
Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that
I can pop in,
I would never so no to a
Beautiful Lady
You are very welcome to join us
Any ideas for how we can pass the night .
I’ve brought twister we can put a naughty spin on it "I'm moaning already | |||
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"Word has it the "EB" is going to make an appearance at the funeral parlour party tonight. Not sure if that's the "Easter Bunny" or the "Erection Bandit". Either way I think there will be some delicious sweet fillings to distract the vampire from his blood sucking activities. " I definately need some filling I'll be along shortly to check out EB... | |||
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"Word has it the "EB" is going to make an appearance at the funeral parlour party tonight. Not sure if that's the "Easter Bunny" or the "Erection Bandit". Either way I think there will be some delicious sweet fillings to distract the vampire from his blood sucking activities. " Where is Pussy-No-More Mary Screw Tim Rigid Filly-me-holes Stick-it-In Classy Lady Throbbing Tim Suck-it-Lolly Hidden-Profile?? And all the others | |||
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"Word has it the "EB" is going to make an appearance at the funeral parlour party tonight. Not sure if that's the "Easter Bunny" or the "Erection Bandit". Either way I think there will be some delicious sweet fillings to distract the vampire from his blood sucking activities. I definately need some filling I'll be along shortly to check out EB... "Oh you leaving the prison | |||
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"Word has it the "EB" is going to make an appearance at the funeral parlour party tonight. Not sure if that's the "Easter Bunny" or the "Erection Bandit". Either way I think there will be some delicious sweet fillings to distract the vampire from his blood sucking activities. I definately need some filling I'll be along shortly to check out EB... "......... Just finished converting the embalming slab to a massage table..... Swapped the embalming fluid for some warm coconut oil. Ready for some parlour games. | |||
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"Word has it the "EB" is going to make an appearance at the funeral parlour party tonight. Not sure if that's the "Easter Bunny" or the "Erection Bandit". Either way I think there will be some delicious sweet fillings to distract the vampire from his blood sucking activities. I definately need some filling I'll be along shortly to check out EB...
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Just finished converting the embalming slab to a massage table.....
Swapped the embalming fluid for some warm coconut oil.
Ready for some parlour games.
"Plenty dry skin in the dungeon that needs oiling up Make um nice and moist | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot
Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that
I can pop in,
I would never so no to a
Beautiful Lady
You are very welcome to join us
Any ideas for how we can pass the night .
I’ve brought twister we can put a naughty spin on it "Oh I can get on board with twister | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot
Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that
I can pop in,
I would never so no to a
Beautiful Lady
You are very welcome to join us
Any ideas for how we can pass the night .
I’ve brought twister we can put a naughty spin on it
Oh I can get on board with twister "Things are getting spicy here in the prison The Ladies have put a handcuffed around each of my ankles and tied the other end to the prison bars Kind of spread Eagle I'd say | |||
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot
Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that
I can pop in,
I would never so no to a
Beautiful Lady
You are very welcome to join us
Any ideas for how we can pass the night .
I’ve brought twister we can put a naughty spin on it
Oh I can get on board with twister
Things are getting spicy here in the prison
The Ladies have put a handcuffed around each of my ankles and tied the other end to the prison bars
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"So if all these lovely ladies can just waltz into a secure detention facility how come you can't just walk out. Just asking. BTW .... tell them there is an open invitation to a deadly party at the funeral parlour......
Where there's a will, no there's a way I know a guy lol feel safe now here with dickins & the girlies. Stay safe everyone. We're going to try distract ourselves here. Will be difficult but we'll give it our best shot
Looking for a fourth by any chance?,you know safety in numbers and all that
I can pop in,
I would never so no to a
Beautiful Lady
You are very welcome to join us
Any ideas for how we can pass the night .
I’ve brought twister we can put a naughty spin on it
Oh I can get on board with twister
Things are getting spicy here in the prison
The Ladies have put a handcuffed around each of my ankles and tied the other end to the prison bars
Kind of spread Eagle I'd say
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"Best hiding place everrrrr
That's a bit anal "Sssshhhh what happens in prison stays in prison lol Think everyone's gone to sleep. Hopefully all safe & no more vamp attacks 
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"Best hiding place everrrrr
That's a bit anal
Sssshhhh what happens in prison stays in prison lol
Think everyone's gone to sleep. Hopefully all safe & no more vamp attacks
Whose being big spoon dickins? Think us lot need a recharge break "A break would be nice actually I need to go to the bathroom please | |||
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"Best hiding place everrrrr
That's a bit anal
Sssshhhh what happens in prison stays in prison lol
Think everyone's gone to sleep. Hopefully all safe & no more vamp attacks
Whose being big spoon dickins? Think us lot need a recharge break
A break would be nice actually
I need to go to the bathroom please "Miss will allow it | |||
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"O I'd say there has to be a few vampires out tonight on such a holey night... say an our father and pray for a few sinners to turn up at the massage parlour.. its very quiet since the few killings " I could prob do with a deep tissue massage in the morning after this jail house fun. See you then, if you're open/alive | |||
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"O I'd say there has to be a few vampires out tonight on such a holey night... say an our father and pray for a few sinners to turn up at the massage parlour.. its very quiet since the few killings I could prob do with a deep tissue massage in the morning after this jail house fun. See you then, if you're open/alive "Enjoy the deep tissue massage You deserve it | |||
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"O I'd say there has to be a few vampires out tonight on such a holey night... say an our father and pray for a few sinners to turn up at the massage parlour.. its very quiet since the few killings I could prob do with a deep tissue massage in the morning after this jail house fun. See you then, if you're open/alive
Enjoy the deep tissue massage
You deserve it
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"O I'd say there has to be a few vampires out tonight on such a holey night... say an our father and pray for a few sinners to turn up at the massage parlour.. its very quiet since the few killings I could prob do with a deep tissue massage in the morning after this jail house fun. See you then, if you're open/alive
Enjoy the deep tissue massage
You deserve it
I need to book myself into the parlour for one tomorrow too, hopefully the delivery arrives in the morning and the parlour gets stocked back up "... the Calender is open... 3 clients 6 foot under and my main guys doing a shit job catching the vampires... discounted rates for u hun.... 5 dollar | |||
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"O I'd say there has to be a few vampires out tonight on such a holey night... say an our father and pray for a few sinners to turn up at the massage parlour.. its very quiet since the few killings I could prob do with a deep tissue massage in the morning after this jail house fun. See you then, if you're open/alive
Enjoy the deep tissue massage
You deserve it
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"O I'd say there has to be a few vampires out tonight on such a holey night... say an our father and pray for a few sinners to turn up at the massage parlour.. its very quiet since the few killings I could prob do with a deep tissue massage in the morning after this jail house fun. See you then, if you're open/alive
Enjoy the deep tissue massage
You deserve it
... deep tissue... ha ha .. wink wank... everyone cums... and leaves with empty ......wallets"Tut tut | |||
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"If I manage to get out of this jail alive and survive another night the massage parlour will be open and fully stocked again "I would like to visit please | |||
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"Shop and dungeon will be fully stocked in the morning I've been working very hard on ball sack my delivery driver he will cum in the morning early all going well " Can you let me know when he arrives. I would like to see him empty his load. I have been quite out of sorts this evening, and it will cheer me up immensely | |||
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"Shop and dungeon will be fully stocked in the morning I've been working very hard on ball sack my delivery driver he will cum in the morning early all going well " Definitely ball sack is required to provide a full cum service | |||
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"Shop and dungeon will be fully stocked in the morning I've been working very hard on ball sack my delivery driver he will cum in the morning early all going well Can you let me know when he arrives. I would like to see him empty his load. I have been quite out of sorts this evening, and it will cheer me up immensely "I heard that he gives a good delivery | |||
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"No problem sexy scientist you'll be the first one on his list of onlookers he just loves people watching him offload " I would like to watch please | |||
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"No problem sexy scientist you'll be the first one on his list of onlookers he just loves people watching him offload I would like to watch please " sorry dickin your all the way over the other side of the village I'll bring you a pair of binoculars | |||
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"Hopefully I'll still be alive in the morning to see ut. I also have a box he might be able to take care of...as long as he is very careful "I will be very careful | |||
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"No problem sexy scientist you'll be the first one on his list of onlookers he just loves people watching him offload I would like to watch please sorry dickin your all the way over the other side of the village I'll bring you a pair of binoculars " Thanks for the rejection | |||
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"I just don't get this thread at all "We are all different and that's what makes it Fab | |||
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"I just don't get this thread at all
We are all different and that's what makes it Fab " Absolutely
Beats some of the insane boring
threads that keep reappearing from time to time.
Shows a bit of imagination and a sense of fun on the part of the OP and those who post to the thread.
Vampires suck..... | |||
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"I just don't get this thread at all
We are all different and that's what makes it Fab
Absolutely
Beats some of the insane boring
threads that keep reappearing from time to time.
Shows a bit of imagination and a sense of fun on the part of the OP and those who post to the thread.
Vampires suck..... "Or do they just bite? guess I’d know that answer if I was a vampire | |||
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"Morning all. What a night :O whose cuming for a massage? Badly needed hopefully no devastating news reports this morning "Wait for me, I’m in desperate need of one after last nights antics… I’d say Dickins will sleep for the day lol hopefully there was no more fatalities last night although after the amusement park massacre I’d say the vampires are full for a few days | |||
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"I just don't get this thread at all
We are all different and that's what makes it Fab
Absolutely
Beats some of the insane boring
threads that keep reappearing from time to time.
Shows a bit of imagination and a sense of fun on the part of the OP and those who post to the thread.
Vampires suck.....
Or do they just bite? guess I’d know that answer if I was a vampire "Looks like they Bite Suck and Swallow!! If they weren't so lethal.... it would kinda be a turn on  | |||
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"Morning all. What a night :O who’s cuming for a massage? Badly needed hopefully no devastating news reports this morning "I need a massage an all the extras please | |||
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"There's a queue forming in the funeral parlour for the massage slab. I wonder if there is a Veep in the queue. "All sorts in the queue Trust no one | |||
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"There's a queue forming in the funeral parlour for the massage slab. I wonder if there is a Veep in the queue.
All sorts in the queue
Trust no one"It’s daylight the queue should be ok, hopefully there’s good lighting in the parlour though | |||
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"There's a queue forming in the funeral parlour for the massage slab. I wonder if there is a Veep in the queue.
All sorts in the queue
Trust no one
It’s daylight the queue should be ok, hopefully there’s good lighting in the parlour though"That's if the killer is even a vampire? I'm reluctant to get in that queue. Seems the killer likes a mass murder and has already attacked before dark. I think I'll stay in and rest my weary head. | |||
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"There's a queue forming in the funeral parlour for the massage slab. I wonder if there is a Veep in the queue.
All sorts in the queue
Trust no one
It’s daylight the queue should be ok, hopefully there’s good lighting in the parlour though
That's if the killer is even a vampire?
I'm reluctant to get in that queue. Seems the killer likes a mass murder and has already attacked before dark. I think I'll stay in and rest my weary head. "But those massages are to die for | |||
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"There's a queue forming in the funeral parlour for the massage slab. I wonder if there is a Veep in the queue.
All sorts in the queue
Trust no one
It’s daylight the queue should be ok, hopefully there’s good lighting in the parlour though
That's if the killer is even a vampire?
I'm reluctant to get in that queue. Seems the killer likes a mass murder and has already attacked before dark. I think I'll stay in and rest my weary head.
But those massages are to die for "Tempting
Did I hear there is a new masseuse? Hardy McWetmaker???
If so I'm cumming now... | |||
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"There's a queue forming in the funeral parlour for the massage slab. I wonder if there is a Veep in the queue.
All sorts in the queue
Trust no one
It’s daylight the queue should be ok, hopefully there’s good lighting in the parlour though
That's if the killer is even a vampire?
I'm reluctant to get in that queue. Seems the killer likes a mass murder and has already attacked before dark. I think I'll stay in and rest my weary head.
But those massages are to die for
Tempting
Did I hear there is a new masseuse? Hardy McWetmaker???
If so I'm cumming now..."U didn’t hear? Deestar is learning so Scarlett has give me few hours in the parlour | |||
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"On my way "Will u bring spare towels.. this cud be messy | |||
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"There's a queue forming in the funeral parlour for the massage slab. I wonder if there is a Veep in the queue.
All sorts in the queue
Trust no one
It’s daylight the queue should be ok, hopefully there’s good lighting in the parlour though
That's if the killer is even a vampire?
I'm reluctant to get in that queue. Seems the killer likes a mass murder and has already attacked before dark. I think I'll stay in and rest my weary head.
But those massages are to die for
Tempting
Did I hear there is a new masseuse? Hardy McWetmaker???
If so I'm cumming now..."........ Don't forget his gorgeous assistant.....Henrietta Happyhands. | |||
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Towells ready... | |||
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"Today is looking up
Towells ready..."I will need more time to release ur tension Bring spare clothes | |||
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"There's a queue forming in the funeral parlour for the massage slab. I wonder if there is a Veep in the queue.
All sorts in the queue
Trust no one
It’s daylight the queue should be ok, hopefully there’s good lighting in the parlour though
That's if the killer is even a vampire?
I'm reluctant to get in that queue. Seems the killer likes a mass murder and has already attacked before dark. I think I'll stay in and rest my weary head.
But those massages are to die for
Tempting
Did I hear there is a new masseuse? Hardy McWetmaker???
If so I'm cumming now...
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Don't forget his gorgeous assistant.....Henrietta Happyhands.
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"Today is looking up
Towells ready...
I will need more time to release ur tension
Bring spare clothes "Clothes? Where we're going we don't need clothes... | |||
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"Shesh the entire village is busy down at the parlour today " I will give you a proper Mchandy soft hand wet thighs massage when I get out of here | |||
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"Sorry folks that i can't describe everything as I was blindfolded on a few occasions But I did hear words like Fingering Rimming Licking Sucking And lots more than I can't even smell Deep Troat" I heard similar but not sure who was saying it | |||
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"Sorry folks that i can't describe everything as I was blindfolded on a few occasions But I did hear words like Fingering Rimming Licking Sucking And lots more than I can't even smell Deep Troat I heard similar but not sure who was saying it " I probably would recognise the fingers and the lips and 1 of the hairstyles | |||
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"Now that massage has sorted me right out
Ur very quiet today "They never went to sleep last night Very naughty indeed | |||
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"I found Henrietta Happyhands asleep in one of the coffins out back. She says she is wrecked from all the happyendings she has had to deliver. She wished the vampire would come and get his fangs stuck into her.....or at least I think she said fangs....maybe she said lang.... Is is a Cork girl so maybe she was talking about something that rhymes with fanger." We understand the lang usage Is it Fabbed or Fab bed Mary Screw just in to visit me She's looking for a Rigid Tool | |||
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"I'm away for the weekend guys. But will try check in when I can "Enjoy ur weekend an come back In one piece | |||
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"I found Henrietta Happyhands asleep in one of the coffins out back. She says she is wrecked from all the happyendings she has had to deliver. She wished the vampire would come and get his fangs stuck into her.....or at least I think she said fangs....maybe she said lang.... Is is a Cork girl so maybe she was talking about something that rhymes with fanger. We understand the lang usage Is it Fabbed or Fab bed Mary Screw just in to visit me She's looking for a Rigid Tool " Did she find one?? I've been looking for a while now? I hear there is some out in the woods...some lumberjacks out cutting down trees. A lot of banging and heaving... Might go check it out? | |||
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"I found Henrietta Happyhands asleep in one of the coffins out back. She says she is wrecked from all the happyendings she has had to deliver. She wished the vampire would come and get his fangs stuck into her.....or at least I think she said fangs....maybe she said lang.... Is is a Cork girl so maybe she was talking about something that rhymes with fanger. We understand the lang usage Is it Fabbed or Fab bed Mary Screw just in to visit me She's looking for a Rigid Tool Did she find one?? I've been looking for a while now? I hear there is some out in the woods...some lumberjacks out cutting down trees. A lot of banging and heaving... Might go check it out? "Be careful out there alone!! | |||
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"I found Henrietta Happyhands asleep in one of the coffins out back. She says she is wrecked from all the happyendings she has had to deliver. She wished the vampire would come and get his fangs stuck into her.....or at least I think she said fangs....maybe she said lang.... Is is a Cork girl so maybe she was talking about something that rhymes with fanger. We understand the lang usage Is it Fabbed or Fab bed Mary Screw just in to visit me She's looking for a Rigid Tool Did she find one?? I've been looking for a while now? I hear there is some out in the woods...some lumberjacks out cutting down trees. A lot of banging and heaving... Might go check it out?
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"I found Henrietta Happyhands asleep in one of the coffins out back. She says she is wrecked from all the happyendings she has had to deliver. She wished the vampire would come and get his fangs stuck into her.....or at least I think she said fangs....maybe she said lang.... Is is a Cork girl so maybe she was talking about something that rhymes with fanger. We understand the lang usage Is it Fabbed or Fab bed Mary Screw just in to visit me She's looking for a Rigid Tool Did she find one?? I've been looking for a while now? I hear there is some out in the woods...some lumberjacks out cutting down trees. A lot of banging and heaving... Might go check it out?
Be careful out there alone!!
Cum with me? "I’ve cum twice already an u weren’t even here | |||
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"I found Henrietta Happyhands asleep in one of the coffins out back. She says she is wrecked from all the happyendings she has had to deliver. She wished the vampire would come and get his fangs stuck into her.....or at least I think she said fangs....maybe she said lang.... Is is a Cork girl so maybe she was talking about something that rhymes with fanger. We understand the lang usage Is it Fabbed or Fab bed Mary Screw just in to visit me She's looking for a Rigid Tool Did she find one?? I've been looking for a while now? I hear there is some out in the woods...some lumberjacks out cutting down trees. A lot of banging and heaving... Might go check it out?
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"Absolutely please do cum...or will I cum to you? Are you feeling lonesome? "Definitely would not be lonesome if we were together. I think that would be a very beautiful experience | |||
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