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Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Come!

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Fetch

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman 47 weeks ago

in the waves

You're getting a bit pudgey, no treats for you!

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple 47 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

Stay

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

"You're getting a bit pudgey, no treats for you!

When I read that I thought it was about me ahaha - very good

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By *s LollyWoman 47 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Wana bone

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By *og-ManMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Lie on your back and I'll rub your belly

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By *og-ManMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Stop rubbing your arse on the ground ffs

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By *og-ManMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Whos the best dog

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Get the ball!

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By *s LollyWoman 47 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Put on that lead and be a good girl

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By *og-ManMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Walkies

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By *s LollyWoman 47 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Stop humping that cushion

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By *og-ManMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Ok you can sleep on my bed tonight

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By *og-ManMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Stop sniffing my crotch

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By *s LollyWoman 47 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Bout time you got neutered

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By *ealitybitesMan 47 weeks ago

Belfast

Stop pissing on those lampposts......oh wait

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple 47 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

Sorry but we will have to put you down it's for the best

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By *aughtyKildareMan 47 weeks ago

tullamore

Your only getting one bone this week, too many is bad for you …

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By *lueLotusWoman 47 weeks ago

the wilderness

Quit drooling on me

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Cum bye, away, walk on

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By *aughtyKildareMan 47 weeks ago

tullamore

Get down, the smell of your breath, were you licking your bum again?

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Get down off the post man!

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

She's a fr for chewing through her toys!

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By *electableicecreamMan 47 weeks ago

The West

You can lick it but don't bite.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Ffs,stop licking your balls. In public

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By *om TangoMan 47 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

[Removed by poster at 14/03/24 20:30:53]

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By *om TangoMan 47 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Need to get you groomed soon

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By *om TangoMan 47 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

I wish you didn’t poo when we go for walks

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By *lueLotusWoman 47 weeks ago

the wilderness

Fckn hell you smell what we're you rolling in

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Here boy,

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By *panishRebelMan 47 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Sit, stay, heel, roll over, give me your paw, ahhh there's a good little girl......

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Who did this?! Who did this?! I’m I gonna have to rub your nose in it?!

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By *aughtyKildareMan 47 weeks ago

tullamore

Thats the neighbour giving out again, I let you out for 5 minutes and you shit in his garden then you ride his bitch….

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By *otinmyeyeCouple 47 weeks ago

Los lobos

I was thinking of bringing you to that Stud next week!!

Your offspring might be valuable

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple 47 weeks ago

somewhere

I can’t risk taking you on holiday to China in case you get eaten.

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By *og-ManMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Get out the back and do your wee ffs

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By *og-ManMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Don't swallow that so fast

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Wipe those paws on the Matt! *-

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Look at that strawberry!

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By *rthur WrightusMan 47 weeks ago

Round the Bend

All you do is eat, I think you must have worms.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Should have named that dog “Egypt “ because she always leaves a pyramid in whatever room she’s in lol

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Your getting a bit too hairy

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By *umon337Man 47 weeks ago

Offaly

Stop sniffing his mickey

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Wanna go sniffy walkies?

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Quit humping me leg

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

Get off that mutt- you don’t know where it’s been

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By *teppenwolfMan 47 weeks ago

Cork

If your gonna take a shit hurry up about it.

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By *OCONO5Couple 47 weeks ago

Sensual Center

Come by...way back...walk up...stay...behind...good dog

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

If you keep coming, the way your going

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

At least you don’t talk back !

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

Bite!

There’s more teeth in a fork

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By *ulu00Woman 46 weeks ago

Donegal

All your good for is laying there on your back with your legs in the air

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

"You're getting a bit pudgey, no treats for you!

This made me giggle a bit to much i think lol

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

I’m fed up of picking up your shit from the garden

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Think we need to get you neutered. Might make you less hyper

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

Get down off that - ya brat ya

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By *anFromMarsMan 46 weeks ago

North

Go fetch

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By *reatwineMan 46 weeks ago

sligo

Your beard needs a trim

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By *amsevenMan 46 weeks ago

cork

Stop chasing that pussy

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By *panishRebelMan 46 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Get your paws off of me you dirty bitch!

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By *panishRebelMan 46 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Get your paws off of me you dirty bitch! "

Second thoughts.... some might actually like that....

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

That shagger is always sniffing hiney

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By *ardyboy54321Man 46 weeks ago

Fermanagh

Lay down ya hure ya

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

Lick that up

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By *panishRebelMan 46 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Eat up your puke like a good girl.

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By *om TangoMan 46 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Fucksake I can’t believe you’re in heat. Do I get you a stud or lock you up for 3 weeks

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By *o strings but a G-stringMan 46 weeks ago

city

Were you shagging the nextdoor neighbour again?

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By *nothershitusernameCouple 46 weeks ago

belfast

When I spread this peanut butter on my asshole you lick it off

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

Always greets me at the door.

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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago

I hate when you lick my balls lol

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By *ndqtMan 46 weeks ago

The Wild West

I can see you humping that pillow in the corner.... please stop

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By *reatwineMan 46 weeks ago

sligo

Get off the mailman

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

That yolk would get up on a cracked plate lol

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By *reshprince2017Man 46 weeks ago

close by

Would you please stop sniffing your sisters ass in public??

Stop trying to dry hump the table… that’s not what I meant when I said lay the table!

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By *exesrangerMan 46 weeks ago

Ennis

Are you going out looking like that ??

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By *an I Kiss youMan 46 weeks ago

Manchester City Centre

Oh dear, you added a few pounds there.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

Put a muzzle on that yolk!

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

That mutt has more fleas than teeth

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By *abAlexMan 46 weeks ago

Dublin

Will you stop eating my boxers....

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By *panishRebelMan 46 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Stop licking my crotch ya sloppery bitch

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By *amsevenMan 46 weeks ago

cork

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

Will you stop pumping the cat! Her eyes are protruding lol

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By *ouls105Man 46 weeks ago

Foxford

Go back and sit you hairy bitch

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By *rakesterlingMan 46 weeks ago

Dublin

Where is the poor soul who's hand you have in your mouth now?

Oh no, wait...

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By *ewcorkcpl23Couple 46 weeks ago

Cork

Get your nose out of that hole will you !

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

My dog has manners - 15 mins later he’s humping your leg lol.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 46 weeks ago

The West

Can ya not walk five yards without pissing on something!?

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 46 weeks ago

Midlands

I wonder if I put the leed on herself would she be as obedient

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By *o strings but a G-stringMan 45 weeks ago

city

Stop wiping your arse off the carpet

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