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By *og-Man OP   Man 47 weeks ago

somewhere

There's a red button on a desk that you're sitting at.

The instructions say that you can press the button as many times as you like and each time you press it you're given 1000 euro

However everytime you press it somewhere in the world a person just drops dead

Man,woman or child you'll never know but someone loses a loved one

Do you press the button

How much do you earn

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By *exyScientistsCouple 47 weeks ago

Castlebar

Holy crap!

Never

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Its a no from me too

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Nah, every bollox is someone’s special bollox.

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman 47 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone

Not earning a penny

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By *og-Man OP   Man 47 weeks ago

somewhere

I might have to post secret anonymous answers on this thread too

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man 47 weeks ago

..

It'll gather dust with me..

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By *iscuits8Man 47 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'll take 40 presses of the button please Bog, fair bit of work still needing done in the house...

RIP and apologies to all friends and relatives

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By *iscuits8Man 47 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

(No I wouldn't press it...)

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By * la carteCouple 47 weeks ago

Dublin


"There's a red button on a desk that you're sitting at.

The instructions say that you can press the button as many times as you like and each time you press it you're given 1000 euro

However everytime you press it somewhere in the world a person just drops dead

Man,woman or child you'll never know but someone loses a loved one

Do you press the button

How much do you earn "

But sure, there's loads of people dropping dead at any one point in time anyway. The question is, will it be possible for my pressing the red button to be linked to any particular death, with the possible consequence of my arrest for murder?

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By *aseylee324Couple 47 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows


"There's a red button on a desk that you're sitting at.

The instructions say that you can press the button as many times as you like and each time you press it you're given 1000 euro

However everytime you press it somewhere in the world a person just drops dead

Man,woman or child you'll never know but someone loses a loved one

Do you press the button

How much do you earn

But sure, there's loads of people dropping dead at any one point in time anyway. The question is, will it be possible for my pressing the red button to be linked to any particular death, with the possible consequence of my arrest for murder? "

Shhh why ruin a good virtue signalling opportunity?

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By *aseylee324Couple 47 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I'll press it for nothing provided I can choose the people

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By * la carteCouple 47 weeks ago

Dublin


"There's a red button on a desk that you're sitting at.

The instructions say that you can press the button as many times as you like and each time you press it you're given 1000 euro

However everytime you press it somewhere in the world a person just drops dead

Man,woman or child you'll never know but someone loses a loved one

Do you press the button

How much do you earn

But sure, there's loads of people dropping dead at any one point in time anyway. The question is, will it be possible for my pressing the red button to be linked to any particular death, with the possible consequence of my arrest for murder?

Shhh why ruin a good virtue signalling opportunity?"

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Ah so abit like death note but with a button .

Most will press if they aren’t linked or know !

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By *rish_GuyMan 47 weeks ago

Foxford

For some reason this thread reminds me of Fr Ted, the episode on the plane & Dougal presses the red button that say "Do not press".

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"I'll press it for nothing provided I can choose the people "

ah we are so alike it scares me!!

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By *og-Man OP   Man 47 weeks ago

somewhere


"I'll press it for nothing provided I can choose the people

ah we are so alike it scares me!!"

You'll probably have each other on your lists as there can be only one

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By *indenMan 47 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I'll press it for nothing provided I can choose the people

ah we are so alike it scares me!!"

I’d pay the €1000 if I got to choose who…

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By *hickthighscheekysmileWoman 47 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Athlone


"I'll press it for nothing provided I can choose the people

ah we are so alike it scares me!!

I’d pay the €1000 if I got to choose who…"

Now this is more like it

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By *adger BrocMan 47 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Is this Red Button in any way connected to the Block Button?

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By *ealitybitesMan 47 weeks ago

Belfast

Who wired it?

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By *ozzlesMan 47 weeks ago

galway

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By *ozzlesMan 47 weeks ago

galway


"I'll press it for nothing provided I can choose the people "

love it

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By *affa31Woman 47 weeks ago

Galway

If I could choose the people, it would be an easy house deposit.

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By *indenMan 47 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"If I could choose the people, it would be an easy house deposit. "

Or an island I’d say……

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By *indenMan 47 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"

For some reason this thread reminds me of Fr Ted, the episode on the plane & Dougal presses the red button that say "Do not press". "

Or the concert where allegedly Bono said every time I clap my hands someone dies in Africa and someone in the crowd shouted up then stop doing it ya evil bastard…..

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By *eralt80Man 47 weeks ago

cork

I’ll just trace the cable that connects the button to the vault and take the cash.

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By *rialbyfire1235Man 47 weeks ago

South KK

What are the chances that the person pressing it could be one of the people who can die from it?

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By *rish_GuyMan 47 weeks ago

Foxford


"

For some reason this thread reminds me of Fr Ted, the episode on the plane & Dougal presses the red button that say "Do not press".

Or the concert where allegedly Bono said every time I clap my hands someone dies in Africa and someone in the crowd shouted up then stop doing it ya evil bastard….."

That's right

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By *aseylee324Couple 47 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows


"

For some reason this thread reminds me of Fr Ted, the episode on the plane & Dougal presses the red button that say "Do not press".

Or the concert where allegedly Bono said every time I clap my hands someone dies in Africa and someone in the crowd shouted up then stop doing it ya evil bastard….."

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By *exesrangerMan 47 weeks ago

city

Funk that ,give me that I'm pressing that button like it was the last fabathon ever. Boom...

Awww shucks now I'm the only one....... but look at all this money

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Funk that ,give me that I'm pressing that button like it was the last fabathon ever. Boom...

Awww shucks now I'm the only one....... but look at all this money "

What if one of us pushes the button and you die

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By *exesrangerMan 47 weeks ago

city

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By *exesrangerMan 47 weeks ago

city

You'd never even realise I was gone sure

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By *exesrangerMan 47 weeks ago

city

And the world would be a better place with no terrible singing and no corny jokes that only I laugh at anyway. Push it... do it now... you know you want to

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By *og-Man OP   Man 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Can you imagine pushing the button and someone you know happens to die anyway

Could you live with it

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By *indenMan 47 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Can you imagine pushing the button and someone you know happens to die anyway

Could you live with it "

Depend on who it was……

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By *exesrangerMan 47 weeks ago

city

Dude.... nothing gonna stop me from pushing that button. I'm not even sorry

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By *iseekingbiCouple 47 weeks ago

N ireland and West Midlands

Does the button have to be red?

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By *ack RMan 47 weeks ago

galway


"Funk that ,give me that I'm pressing that button like it was the last fabathon ever. Boom...

Awww shucks now I'm the only one....... but look at all this money

What if one of us pushes the button and you die "

Sure that pink number you’re wearing would wake up the dead

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By *omDubBlingMan 47 weeks ago

.

Google world meters it counts births and deaths

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By *rRiosMan 47 weeks ago

dublin


"There's a red button on a desk that you're sitting at.

The instructions say that you can press the button as many times as you like and each time you press it you're given 1000 euro

However everytime you press it somewhere in the world a person just drops dead

Man,woman or child you'll never know but someone loses a loved one

Do you press the button

How much do you earn

But sure, there's loads of people dropping dead at any one point in time anyway. The question is, will it be possible for my pressing the red button to be linked to any particular death, with the possible consequence of my arrest for murder?

Shhh why ruin a good virtue signalling opportunity?"

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By *rRiosMan 47 weeks ago

dublin


"I'll press it for nothing provided I can choose the people "

That’s basically the plot to Death Note I think

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Funk that ,give me that I'm pressing that button like it was the last fabathon ever. Boom...

Awww shucks now I'm the only one....... but look at all this money

What if one of us pushes the button and you die "

Realistically if the whole world got to choose, there wouldn't be anyone left on the planet to worry about!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple 47 weeks ago

kinda dublin

Dont they say all property is inherently theft. If you buy literally anything, you are indirectly benefiting off the pain/suffering/death of others.

There is just less steps with this big red button

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By *ulu00Woman 47 weeks ago

Donegal

Are you guranteed a specific target say within 50 people?

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By * la carteCouple 47 weeks ago

Dublin


"I’ll just trace the cable that connects the button to the vault and take the cash. "

I think you're living in the dark ages - what with everything being digital

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By *ateniteCouple 47 weeks ago

Youghal

There was a Twilight Zone episode similar to this years ago. Stranger turns up at a couple's door. Gives them a bag of money and a button. Deal was if they press the button someone they don't know will die and they keep the money.

They eventually press it, guy comes back to collect his button and (spoiler alert) assures them that the next person that gets the button will definitely be someone they don't know.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

I actually do have a red button by my desk. No word of a lie..!

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By *og-Man OP   Man 47 weeks ago

somewhere


"I actually do have a red button by my desk. No word of a lie..!"

Do people die when you press it

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By *aseylee324Couple 47 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows


"I actually do have a red button by my desk. No word of a lie..!"

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By *ealitybitesMan 47 weeks ago

Belfast

I used to have novelty boxers with a red button on them.

Never killed anyone but taken a few eyes out.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 47 weeks ago

The West

You can bet I'll be pressing that button, like a kid in an arcade playing Street Fighter in 1992!...you fuckers will dropping all over the place!

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By *eralt80Man 47 weeks ago

cork


"You can bet I'll be pressing that button, like a kid in an arcade playing Street Fighter in 1992!...you fuckers will dropping all over the place! "

Channeling your inner Thanos

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By *eralt80Man 47 weeks ago

cork


"I’ll just trace the cable that connects the button to the vault and take the cash.

I think you're living in the dark ages - what with everything being digital "

You don’t get the same satisfaction from pressing a digital switch as you do from a mechanical switch

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By *runchMan 47 weeks ago

Dublin


"You can bet I'll be pressing that button, like a kid in an arcade playing Street Fighter in 1992!...you fuckers will dropping all over the place! "

Those who claim they would not hit the red button but are likely wearing clothes and using technology that, at the very least, relied on underage kids who, in some cases, probably lost limbs. Just saying...

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"I actually do have a red button by my desk. No word of a lie..!"

Same as that but for the saving of lives

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By *antra MassageMan 47 weeks ago

city

I'd prefer to press the BLUE button, beside the RED one.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 47 weeks ago

There and Here


"I actually do have a red button by my desk. No word of a lie..!"

I've 3 under mine... apparently one summons sexy firemen

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By *ealitybitesMan 47 weeks ago

Belfast


"I actually do have a red button by my desk. No word of a lie..!

I've 3 under mine... apparently one summons sexy firemen "

"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub"

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 47 weeks ago

There and Here


"I actually do have a red button by my desk. No word of a lie..!

I've 3 under mine... apparently one summons sexy firemen

"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub""

Earworm...

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By *indenMan 47 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I’ll just trace the cable that connects the button to the vault and take the cash.

I think you're living in the dark ages - what with everything being digital

You don’t get the same satisfaction from pressing a digital switch as you do from a mechanical switch"

Still looking for nixers Ger?…..

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By *antra MassageMan 47 weeks ago

city

In my last job, there was a Red button , on the floor. We all knew not to stand on it accidentally. One of the guys got bored one night and decided to re arrange the furniture, and pressed the (non digital) button. The response was immediate, and there was a pre planned response. ...I won't go into the details. I can only imagine how he felt, knowing the storm he'd created, and how he'd explain it. "Eh, I got bored..."

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By *eralt80Man 47 weeks ago

cork


"I’ll just trace the cable that connects the button to the vault and take the cash.

I think you're living in the dark ages - what with everything being digital

You don’t get the same satisfaction from pressing a digital switch as you do from a mechanical switch

Still looking for nixers Ger?….. "

Ah shur look it, I’ve bills to pay the same as the next person

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