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By *og-Man OP   Man 38 weeks ago

somewhere

You've been given the opportunity to work at a job you always wanted to try.

You're fully trained and licenced if needed so what would you like to do for one shift only

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By *iscuits8Man 38 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd like to just be a musician, perform to a crowd in a decent sized arena. Not as a frontman, just playing away in the background. Just to be a part of and view the whole spectacle from another perspective.

Always liked the idea of being a self employed tour guide too. Bring a load of tourists around the country for a couple of days at a time to various spots.

In before someone says pornstar...

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By *ealitybitesMan 38 weeks ago

Belfast

Mountain guide.

I'd take a group of hand picked people into rough terrain for an 8 hour hike and then when my shift came to an end I'd disappear and leave them all there.

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By *iktikiCouple 38 weeks ago

cork

Top gear presenter

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By *astelloWoman 38 weeks ago

Far far away

Musician is a big one. Always dreamed of surprising people with playing piano and singing.

Long distance swimmer. Love the water but no stamina.

Presenter on tv love chat

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Pornstar

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By *eijaWoman 38 weeks ago

City Centre

Hmmm would have to be something to with music or dance...

DJ on the main stage of Tomorrowland

Dance with the Royal Ballet or New York City Ballet

Dance with Channing Tatum on the set of Step up

B x

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By *eralt80Man 38 weeks ago

cork

Then I’d be an astronaut. Get to experience takeoff, weightlessness in space, see the flat disc of earth first hand to prove all ye globalists wrong and then re-entry

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By *zippyMan 38 weeks ago

Wexford


"Musician is a big one. Always dreamed of surprising people with playing piano and singing.

Long distance swimmer. Love the water but no stamina.

Presenter on tv love chat

"

Would love to have the talent to be able to rock up to a public piano and entertain people, as in the Dr K type videos,

The inner dull man would enjoy nothing more than a shift in a cardboard factory, scouring through the technical specifications and quality assurance, simply euphoric

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By *ozzlesMan 38 weeks ago

galway

Heart surgeon, what an amazing thing to be able to do give the gift of life and health ohh and sniper, but I wouldn't shoot to kill, except on special occasions

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By *DSGCouple 38 weeks ago

That place in

Archaeologist and discover some amazing find

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By *easingTimMan 38 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

To have the creativity and proficiency of the great musician Prince

... even for 2 hours

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By *habMan 38 weeks ago

Boomtown

Blogger.

I feel there are many issues for "mature" people not being addressed.

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By *ikey2022EireMan 38 weeks ago

Clare

Sports journalist and cover the world cup final, masters Sunday, all ireland hurling final and a Night of track and field finals at the Olympics all in those 8 magical hours.

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple 38 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple 38 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

Footballer

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By *iscuits8Man 38 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"Pornstar"

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple 38 weeks ago

kinda dublin

This reminds me of the story of Jimmie Nichol.

He filled in for Ringo for 8 concerts during the dizzying insane height of Beatlemania in '64.

Went from being a random dude, to one of the greatest superstars in the earths history, and back to complete obscurity.

All within 2 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*"

Oh fuck me please do this

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By *ohnFKMan 38 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Cutting the grass has always been a job that I find more than a little fulfilling for me. (Difficult to explain it.)

I think maybe Forrest Gump had the right idea in the end?

So maybe a greenkeeper for the day?

Would have to be a summer's day though...with my 8 hour shift maybe starting at 5am, and ending at 1.

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By *ubadubdubWoman 38 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I'd like to work in horse stables. Mucking out, cleaning tack, grooming and exercising the horses on a sunny summer day. That's actual bliss

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By *iscuits8Man 38 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

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By *iscuits8Man 38 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

Oh fuck me please do this "

I was gonna throw a case of sauv blanc into the mix but I think that might've tipped you over the edge

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Pope ,

Imagine all the secrets those bastards have access to. Plus you could do a lot of good in that 8 hour stint.

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By *eijaWoman 38 weeks ago

City Centre


"Cutting the grass has always been a job that I find more than a little fulfilling for me. (Difficult to explain it.)

I think maybe Forrest Gump had the right idea in the end?

So maybe a greenkeeper for the day?

Would have to be a summer's day though...with my 8 hour shift maybe starting at 5am, and ending at 1.

"

Obviously John, you would be doing this topless right

So the ladies can have their diet Coke break

B x

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By *og-Man OP   Man 38 weeks ago

somewhere


"Cutting the grass has always been a job that I find more than a little fulfilling for me. (Difficult to explain it.)

I think maybe Forrest Gump had the right idea in the end?

So maybe a greenkeeper for the day?

Would have to be a summer's day though...with my 8 hour shift maybe starting at 5am, and ending at 1.

Obviously John, you would be doing this topless right

So the ladies can have their diet Coke break

B x"

I thought he was going for the gardener from lady chatterly's lover look

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By *oo32Man 38 weeks ago

tipperary


"You've been given the opportunity to work at a job you always wanted to try.

You're fully trained and licenced if needed so what would you like to do for one shift only

"

Vet

Parachute tester

Bomb disposal

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By *otownkid1967Man 38 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Pilot

Astronaut

Sex God...nah scratch that, been doing it for years

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By *adger BrocMan 38 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"Mountain guide.

I'd take a group of hand picked people into rough terrain for an 8 hour hike and then when my shift came to an end I'd disappear and leave them all there. "

Perhaps they would be very glad to find their own way home.

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By *adger BrocMan 38 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Clique creator.

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By *ohnFKMan 38 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name


"Cutting the grass has always been a job that I find more than a little fulfilling for me. (Difficult to explain it.)

I think maybe Forrest Gump had the right idea in the end?

So maybe a greenkeeper for the day?

Would have to be a summer's day though...with my 8 hour shift maybe starting at 5am, and ending at 1.

Obviously John, you would be doing this topless right

So the ladies can have their diet Coke break

B x"

Haha!

Stop that you ya charmer! x

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By *rialbyfire1235Man 38 weeks ago

South KK

Wildlife park ranger in an African country.

Doubt I could give it up after one shift though.

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By *aseylee324Couple 38 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I'd be a doctor

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By *BT4KICKSWoman 38 weeks ago

Cork

Midwife on the delivery ward, would love to catch a baby.

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By *ickey ThumbWoman 38 weeks ago

South Down

I'd like to be an undertaker

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By *elle111Woman 38 weeks ago

NI


"

DJ on the main stage of Tomorrowland

Dance with Channing Tatum on the set of Step up

B x"

All of the above B and be a really great lap/pole dancer or commercial dancer!

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By *agic mike1Man 38 weeks ago

around

Boss of area 51!!!

All the x-files they have.

The truth is out there!!!

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By *dfabMan 38 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Test driver for Ferrari.

Minder for baby tigers. I'd love to work with the adults but my nerves wouldn't last.

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By *!nksgirlWoman 38 weeks ago

IRELAND

F1 driver

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By *!nksgirlWoman 38 weeks ago

IRELAND

Plus working in borneo with orphan orangutans & elephants

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By *ombikerMan 38 weeks ago

the right side of the river


"Pornstar"

Do you fancy coming over to watch porn on my 80 inch mirror

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By *og-Man OP   Man 38 weeks ago

somewhere

A composer that creates a composition that's loved forever

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Film director

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By *ezoMan 37 weeks ago

The Kingdom


"Film director "

That is the same as mine.

Would love to direct a movie/show, sadly would get very little done in one 8 hour shift. But maybe with the training and foot in the door we could extend it.

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By *arpenter.Man 37 weeks ago

Dublin

Pat mustard

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By *anandJCouple 37 weeks ago

Citywest

I’m doing the job I always wanted to do and I love it.

Driving big yellow taxi…

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By *mmmm300Woman 37 weeks ago

cork


"Mountain guide.

I'd take a group of hand picked people into rough terrain for an 8 hour hike and then when my shift came to an end I'd disappear and leave them all there. "

Love this,

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By *arkroy2Man 37 weeks ago

south Monaghan

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By *arkroy2Man 37 weeks ago

south Monaghan

Going back to it.

Driving Coaches

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"You've been given the opportunity to work at a job you always wanted to try.

You're fully trained and licenced if needed so what would you like to do for one shift only

Vet

Parachute tester

Bomb disposal

"

Bomb disposal is not as fun as you think it might be

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By *astelloWoman 37 weeks ago

Far far away


"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

Oh fuck me please do this

I was gonna throw a case of sauv blanc into the mix but I think that might've tipped you over the edge "

I cant hear my doorbell ring...

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

Oh fuck me please do this

I was gonna throw a case of sauv blanc into the mix but I think that might've tipped you over the edge

I cant hear my doorbell ring... "

This did actually happen

Pink wafers and sauvignon Blanc were brought to my door last night

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Plumber , with dodgey 70's soundtrack following me around.

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By *iscuits8Man 37 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

Oh fuck me please do this

I was gonna throw a case of sauv blanc into the mix but I think that might've tipped you over the edge

I cant hear my doorbell ring...

This did actually happen

Pink wafers and sauvignon Blanc were brought to my door last night "

Just to clarify... none of the silk dressing gown, delivery driver persona or porno music happened

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Think it's been said but definitely an F1 driver....wouldn't mind being a pilot either more thinking F-22/35 rather that 737

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