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By *rRiosMan 37 weeks ago
dublin |
"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them
The smellier the better he said  "
Tell him you Brie willing to foot squish some blue cheese for a premium price! I’m sure he’ll edge so hard until he Camembert it!
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By *og-ManMan 37 weeks ago
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"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them
The smellier the better he said
Tell him you Brie willing to foot squish some blue cheese for a premium price! I’m sure he’ll edge so hard until he Camembert it!
Sorry "
Thats a Gouda one in fairness |
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By *rRiosMan 37 weeks ago
dublin |
"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them
The smellier the better he said
Tell him you Brie willing to foot squish some blue cheese for a premium price! I’m sure he’ll edge so hard until he Camembert it!
Sorry
Thats a Gouda one in fairness "
If you like here you may also be interested in FetaLife*
*mods, it’s a cheese joke. Show clemency  |
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"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them
The smellier the better he said
Tell him you Brie willing to foot squish some blue cheese for a premium price! I’m sure he’ll edge so hard until he Camembert it!
Sorry
Thats a Gouda one in fairness
If you like here you may also be interested in FetaLife*
*mods, it’s a cheese joke. Show clemency "
Have we some Sopranos fans on the thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-LYLRK2Y38&t=99s
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lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not. |
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not. "
I wish I didn't read this lol |
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
I wish I didn't read this lol"
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not. "
Was that before or after a coffee meet? |
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By *og-ManMan 37 weeks ago
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
Was that before or after a coffee meet?"
Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well  |
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
Was that before or after a coffee meet?"
I’m glad he asked first imagine sitting for a coffee and then he asks Honestly there isn’t too much more ya could hear but I guess it is what it is and it takes all sorts to make the world go round lol |
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
Was that before or after a coffee meet?
Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well "
you can imagine my face Bog lol lol |
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
Was that before or after a coffee meet? I’m glad he asked first imagine sitting for a coffee and then he asks Honestly there isn’t too much more ya could hear but I guess it is what it is and it takes all sorts to make the world go round lol "
Two coffee's and 50choc muffins for herself please lol |
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By *og-ManMan 37 weeks ago
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
Was that before or after a coffee meet?
Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well you can imagine my face Bog lol lol "
I definitely think you'll have an expression that I've never seen before on you |
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By *appyPandaMan 37 weeks ago
Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun |
Once had a 60 year old man on another site message and ask me asking if I could describe in detail the body scent and taste of every woman I had been with, and whether their race had been a factor at all.
In all honesty, I do enjoy the natural body scent of a woman after she's had a long day where she doesn't feel the need to shower or cover herself with perfume and deodorant before a date, but that seriously creeped me out even if it was a bizarre way for him to undertake some scientific survey. |
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
Was that before or after a coffee meet?
Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well you can imagine my face Bog lol lol "
Imagining your face trying to hold in for 3 days |
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
Was that before or after a coffee meet?
Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well you can imagine my face Bog lol lol
Imagining your face trying to hold in for 3 days"
You should have went on a diet of Guinness for the three days! |
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That’s enough internet for one day anyway |
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By *rRiosMan 37 weeks ago
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not. "
“I thought he said ‘can a cop a feel of ya’ but what he actually said was ‘coprophila’! “
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
“I thought he said ‘can a cop a feel of ya’ but what he actually said was ‘coprophila’! “
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and of course there is a name for it! |
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By *og-ManMan 37 weeks ago
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"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.
“I thought he said ‘can a cop a feel of ya’ but what he actually said was ‘coprophila’! “
and of course there is a name for it! "
I dare ya to put that into porn*ub with your other selection later tonight |
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