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"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process
How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling  "
Oven trays, apparently. I am our dishwasher though, so can't test this .. |
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By *og-ManMan 39 weeks ago
somewhere |
"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process
How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling
Oven trays, apparently. I am our dishwasher though, so can't test this .."
My family were on holidays last week
The toilet seats in the house have never been so clean  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process
How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling "
I love seeing people's face when I open it to reveal a row of glass dildos  |
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By *oserMan 39 weeks ago
where the wild roses grow |
"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process
How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling
I love seeing people's face when I open it to reveal a row of glass dildos "
Legend |
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"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process
How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling
Oven trays, apparently. I am our dishwasher though, so can't test this .."
Over trays for sure, Fridge drawers and shelves  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Houston we have a problem."
*What?*
"Our equipment is malfunctioning and our backup life support has failed, it's just been a horrible day."
*Roger that. Have you tried restarting the...*
"OMG Houston, stop trying to fix the problem, I just want you to listen and be supportive!" |
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"How good it feels to take your bra off as soon as you come I'm the back door after work"
Maybe you should have a nice person arranged to give your breasts a nice massage after “the release”. Or an all over massage before setting down for the evening, just a thought. |
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Things men will never know...
What it feels like to have orgasms in quick succession.
We love foreplay and lot's of it.
How to say "I don't know".
Ask for directions.
How irksome manspreading is.
That I don't know where it is or where you put it.
Even though I said I wasn't hungry I am gonna want to eat your food
That a belt can help some men with not showing the crack of his ass at every opportunity
That I can and will zone out when anything sport related is on or being talked about.
That I'm always right. Except for when I'm wrong and then I can happily admit to that too. 
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"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process"
Some people can load a dishwasher. Others can not. A member of one of these groups will invariably find a member of the other sect and move in together. |
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By *indenMan 38 weeks ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"What women are actually thinking…..  
But do you really want to know ?? Might scare ya "
I always assumed the universe was designed like this, and probably for good reason…. |
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By *lueLotusWoman 38 weeks ago
the _ilderness |
"Why all that stuff in a handbag is needed "
Because we are the true providers of everything.
I was on a date the other night and he asked did I have a tissue then stated 'girls always have tissues' and yes of course I had tissues in my bag |
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"The relief (or crushing disappointment) when a period starts
The delight of mammograms and smear tests
Prostrate exam beats dem hands down "
Hands down?
A whole hand ??!
You might want to check the credentials of the "doctor", it's only supposed to be a finger. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"What it's like wearing a dress and no knickers on a cold night out
Scotsman here, say no more.
Fair point  "
Did your Gran not warn you Ne'er cast a clout till May is out, you could catch a nasty chill  |
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"What it's like wearing a dress and no knickers on a cold night out
Scotsman here, say no more.
Fair point
Did your Gran not warn you Ne'er cast a clout till May is out, you could catch a nasty chill "
You sound just like her, but she'd say cloot and oot.
I'm casting no cloots till the fiery ball is back in the sky regardless of the month. |
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