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By *electableicecream OP   Man 49 weeks ago

The West

Write a short bio for an infamous figure from history or fiction.

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By *electableicecream OP   Man 49 weeks ago

The West

Genghis Khan

Outgoing warlord looking for concubines to establish genetic dynasty.

I'm solo poly myself but generally looking for women who are happy to chill in a harem situation. I work long days and travel a lot so I like to have some choice at the end of a long day on horseback.

If you think seeing the world while tagging along with a murderous horde is for you, drop me a line.

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By *voidingboredomMan 49 weeks ago

around

Hey fabbers I can't wait to fuck all of you like you've never been fucked before and you'll like it and keep coming back for this Italian stallion.

I'm just about to turn 30, prime of my life. I'm fucking imperious. My friends would say I'm a living God for the parties I throw. Legit the best parties around, although you gotta pay for entry. Everyone's gotta pay but the parties are lit

Total Dom here. Anyone who doesn't agree with me will be executed haha jkjk but not really

I don't care who you are, man woman trans, you'll all get fucked. 420 friendly. White friendly. Powder, smarties, whatevs. Let's get liiit and pity the poor ugly cunts who don't get in to our orgies cos they're not 10s

Major interest in group, orgies, very exclusive, very hedonistic. Oh I'm married with one daughter but sure who cares I've fucked all my friends wives too it's all good all good. Why lol what're they gonna go about it for real for real

I'm prob too much for all of y'all but hmu with those nudes if you wanna get Imperial with ya booty

Caligulicious xx

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By *voidingboredomMan 49 weeks ago

around

Hello ladies and gents. A veritable Prince Charming here for your delectations. I'm cultured, educated, international traveller. I believe in form but fair government and long moonlit walks.

I lost my wife in a tragic accident and since then I've been very active on the dating scene. I have a penchant for young women to get my teeth into.

Rumours on fab have sprung up about my blood fetish but I assure you there's no need for concern.

I've a very busy schedule fighting the good fight against immigrants and would-be invaders to our beautiful country, but love relaxing in the evening with my dogs in one of my many castles

I do have one fetish for really really deep anal play with toys, like really deep. It's something I picked up during my time in Istanbul, though I wouldn't recommend their filthy practices any more

Send me a message if you'd like to reach out and strike my amazing moustache

Yours

Vlad III

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By *ealitybitesMan 49 weeks ago

Belfast

I like to sit here soaking everything up while admiring Bikini Bottoms.

Why don't you come join me?

Plankton yourself right here and don't worry about Sandy Cheeks.

As long as you don't have Krusty Krabs things won't get Squidward and I might let you into my pants.

Be there or be Square

Spongebob.

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By *voidingboredomMan 49 weeks ago

around


"

Be there or be Square

Spongebob."

Class

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By *adger BrocMan 49 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Short military type, very persuasive and ambitious. Been around a long time but not intending on leaving any time soon.

I would love to invade your personal space and maybe put a rocket or two up you.

Dont really have any competition as most of them seem to just expire.

Vladimir

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By *og-ManMan 49 weeks ago

somewhere

Old woman who likes smoking a pipe and getting donkeys out of the ditch

Lives frugality and can accommodate if you can row a currach but my house doesn't have electricity anyway so day time meets suit best

Can tell a story or two and can guarantee that if you spend a few years studying me you'll never ever forget me but wont learn much from it

No face photos because although Im only 46 I look at least 80....these shawls dont do anything for my complexion

Go Leor Grá

Is mise Peig

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple 49 weeks ago

Ennis

I am an evil genius seeking a partner in world domination and cunning schemes. Must have a penchant for sharks with laser beams, enjoy menacing laughter, and be open to moon base and secret island lair getaways. If you are ready to embrace your inner villain, love clones and cats (preferably hairless ones) and dream of a world ruled by pure malevolence, contact me.

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By *affa31Woman 49 weeks ago

Galway

Dark lord seeking to rule your heart, not just Middle-earth. I may have a fiery eye, but I promise I'll keep it focused on you. Enjoys long walks in Mordor, candlelit dungeons, and dominating the battlefield. Looking for someone who can handle my power and isn't afraid to embrace their own darkness. Let's conquer the world together, one ring at a time.

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

I'm seeking wealthy older ladies in particular who enjoy the attentions of a bearded middle aged G. P.

I ll be kind and sail you off on your merry journey to the other side. I ll write up all the notes and make sure our discretion is protected and your family will be protected from the seedy truth.

I have a long history of such liaisons. I m happy to make house calls and administer anything required (or not, I m very enthusiastic about achieving my goals ).

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

P. S. I love you,

Dr. Harry Shipman

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By *ORBCouple 49 weeks ago

Dundalk

BDSM lover

Been here before and can't stay away.

Glutton for punishment.

You can run but you can't hide.

I'll beeping beep your beep you little beeping beeper.

Wile E.Coyote

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 49 weeks ago

The West

Hi,

Separated male here, just looking to meet nice ladies, apparently I'm to die for!

I won't be russian into anything, but if I see something I like I usually take it and won't be stalin!

I like parties and orgies as I much prefer a collective gathering.

I've been told I have magic hands and can make all your problems (and mine) disappear!

Here for fun, frolics and famine!

Hit me up, Josef

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Younger male here, don't let my height fool you I am all heart. I'll carry you if I have to as long as you don't go where I can't follow. I'll be your faithful companion and cook.

Your biggest fam,

Sam

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"P. S. I love you,

Dr. Harry Shipman "

Oh my chirst lol

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Younger male here, don't let my height fool you I am all heart. I'll carry you if I have to as long as you don't go where I can't follow. I'll be your faithful companion and cook.

Your biggest fam,

Sam "

Completely missed the evil part

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By *asual777Man 49 weeks ago

i travel all over

Pick me. I have the best 5 year plan for us . I ll

Leave you hungry for more. I ll be your strong man. I am rock hard , in fact more steel hard. My moustache is sculpted for pleasure . I am a huge fan of sharing (farm lands and partners ).

Joseph

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago

Your next adventure will be a trip to the gulag.

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By *asual777Man 49 weeks ago

i travel all over

I prefer nice hotel rooms

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By *astelloWoman 49 weeks ago

Far far away

I like black and white

So come prepared

Im partial to lots of doggy but keep it trimmed.

Im malevolent when crossed so dont throw your puppy dog eyes at me.

I always have a lead in my hand. Follow me bitches.

Cruella de Ville

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By *voidingboredomMan 49 weeks ago

around

E&A

Friendly couple here seeking beautiful men, women and couples for some uber-fun. We both love tall athletic blonde, blue eyed types. Please respect this choice as we are very picky.

Mr is friendly vegetarian artist type who loves dogs and our country. He is average height, dark haired and v funny. He tells so many jokes. His little mustache is gas..

Mrs is a stunning blonde, blue eyed photographer, art type with a penchant for powerful men.

If you'd like to play with us then send us a message and goose-step your way into our kampfy party rooms.

Unfortunately due some of you we have a long list of those who do not and will never interest us. We'll tell you this on an individual basis. It's not personal, you're just in the wrong... camp.

Viel liebe,

Eva & Ado

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By *ollypop9Woman 49 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

One fierce creature looking for another.

I love wearing black and have a thing for unusual head pieces.

I once believed in true love but lost my faith, maybe you can make me believe once again, and help me to rise like Phoenix from the ashes.

Some might think I'm a right dragon but I'm actually more like a gentle fairy.

I have one grown adopted daughter and I love nature.

My hobbies include flying and spinning wheels.

Maybe I can put a spell on you some time.

Maleficent x

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By *og-ManMan 49 weeks ago

somewhere


"E&A

Friendly couple here seeking beautiful men, women and couples for some uber-fun. We both love tall athletic blonde, blue eyed types. Please respect this choice as we are very picky.

Mr is friendly vegetarian artist type who loves dogs and our country. He is average height, dark haired and v funny. He tells so many jokes. His little mustache is gas..

Mrs is a stunning blonde, blue eyed photographer, art type with a penchant for powerful men.

If you'd like to play with us then send us a message and goose-step your way into our kampfy party rooms.

Unfortunately due some of you we have a long list of those who do not and will never interest us. We'll tell you this on an individual basis. It's not personal, you're just in the wrong... camp.

Viel liebe,

Eva & Ado

"

This actually sent a shiver down my spìne

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By *rRiosMan 49 weeks ago

dublin


"E&A

Friendly couple here seeking beautiful men, women and couples for some uber-fun. We both love tall athletic blonde, blue eyed types. Please respect this choice as we are very picky.

Mr is friendly vegetarian artist type who loves dogs and our country. He is average height, dark haired and v funny. He tells so many jokes. His little mustache is gas..

Mrs is a stunning blonde, blue eyed photographer, art type with a penchant for powerful men.

If you'd like to play with us then send us a message and goose-step your way into our kampfy party rooms.

Unfortunately due some of you we have a long list of those who do not and will never interest us. We'll tell you this on an individual basis. It's not personal, you're just in the wrong... camp.

Viel liebe,

Eva & Ado

This actually sent a shiver down my spìne "

They sound like a gas pair...

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By *ilthyNightsCouple 49 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Strong bearded type, looking for devoted virgin who will worship him today and for the rest of her life. Must be willing to live by my commandments or she risks my wrath. Also must avoid all sin including wearing two types of cloth, eating fish on Fridays, and not immediately doing anything I say at risk of eternal damnation. Hobbies include inventing new diseases, deciding which children will have genetic mutations, and watching you masturbate.

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By *inkpepperWoman 49 weeks ago

Dublin

Dark Lord seeking an imperial alliance with someone special. Lightsaber enthusiast, but promise not to whip it out on the first date. Loves long walks on the Death Star and romantic dinners by the twin suns of Tatooine. Seeking someone who can appreciate the power of the Force and isn't afraid to join me on the dark side. Let's conquer the universe together

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By *ubadubdubWoman 49 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Qualified nurse with strong personality seeks submissive guy to tend to her needs.

No half measures, it's my way or the highway. I don't even really like men but I work long hours and want someone to make me a healthy hot dinner and give me a foot rub when I get home. Don't be needy, opinionated or otherwise annoying. I'll fuck you if Im in the mood.

Ms. Ratched

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By *voidingboredomMan 49 weeks ago

around

Qualified psychiatrist, originally from Lithuania, who loves the finer things in life seeking delectable, delicious people to treat to a wonderful journey into the unknown.

I women, men, couples, but only if they are off the finest quality, tender and... oh... good enough to eat

Come over, have drinks, meet my pet, Clarice and have some of my stunning light bites who's recipe I would have to kill you if I told you. We'll have fava beans and a nice Chianti followed by a truly, truly unforgettable night.

Your new friend,

HL

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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago


"Strong bearded type, looking for devoted virgin who will worship him today and for the rest of her life. Must be willing to live by my commandments or she risks my wrath. Also must avoid all sin including wearing two types of cloth, eating fish on Fridays, and not immediately doing anything I say at risk of eternal damnation. Hobbies include inventing new diseases, deciding which children will have genetic mutations, and watching you masturbate."

This works for my bio too

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By *electableicecream OP   Man 49 weeks ago

The West

Seeking balance in all aspects of life. Lover of order, harmony, and the occasional Infinity Stone. When not contemplating the universe's fate, you'll find me enjoying a quiet sunset or practicing my snapping skills. Looking for someone who appreciates a cosmic perspective and isn't afraid to face the inevitable.

T

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By *ushin realityCouple 49 weeks ago

swords


"Old woman who likes smoking a pipe and getting donkeys out of the ditch

Lives frugality and can accommodate if you can row a currach but my house doesn't have electricity anyway so day time meets suit best

Can tell a story or two and can guarantee that if you spend a few years studying me you'll never ever forget me but wont learn much from it

No face photos because although Im only 46 I look at least 80....these shawls dont do anything for my complexion

Go Leor Grá

Is mise Peig

Jesus you have triggered me here ,ya aul wagon, made my life a misery in the 80s

"

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple 49 weeks ago

Ennis

Experienced professional woman is looking for submissive playmates. My ideal match will have a high pain threshold, though not too high. I like to see them squirm!

If you share my love for all things pink and kittens, I might go easy on you.

Oh and don't bother messaging if you're not of pureblood!

Prof. Umbridge

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By *voidingboredomMan 49 weeks ago

around


"

Prof. Umbridge"

Wait is that.. is this... turning me on? On no

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By *ollypop9Woman 49 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Hi Puddins,

Here for a good time, not for a long time.

Out of longterm relationship with a right Joker.

I'm a  bit of a brat, but my submissive side likes being daddy's lil monster.

Lately I've realised that I'm bi curious .

I would love something wild and poisonous to spice up my nights.

I'll burn the world just to see fire in your eyes.

HQ

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