I'm sorry about the crude thread title  But it's kinda funny.
I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance 
Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???
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It was on my tummy, looking like the skin peel after sunburn and itchy as hell ... 
Itchy? Either you've very sensitive skin or that gentleman needs to investigate his diet 
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"I nearly ch*ked on a sausage reading that 
If it’s in your hair, it’s full on gorilla glue!
It was on my tummy, looking like the skin peel after sunburn and itchy as hell ...
Bahahaha"
Once I discovered what it was I went all scientific on it, you'll be pleased to hear 
It's got to do with coagulants, anticoagulants and proteins.... Sperm is complicated stuff |
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By *indenMan 40 weeks ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"WD40 should take that right off….
FFS. She's just outside my age filters.
Were you gonna offer  What a gent!!
No. WD is only 40 "
Ah FFS, I’ve been looking for the profile WD40…..  |
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"WD40 should take that right off….
FFS. She's just outside my age filters.
Were you gonna offer What a gent!!
No. WD is only 40
Ah FFS, I’ve been looking for the profile WD40….. "
Her ma was big into spitroasting and had a profile here years ago called 3-in-one. |
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"I'm sorry about the crude thread title But it's kinda funny.
I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance
Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???
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There probably could be a PSA of some kind on this to bring everyone into the know, but from my experience it technically would and wouldn't be common knowledge to men.
Most guys learn early on about what happens when you use hot water to clean off cum, its common knowledge to know about how it only substitutes the problem rather than actually resolving it. What they don't normally know is that cold water, and by that I mean properly cold water, works insanely well as an alternative.
I think it has something to do with the protein based nature of semen which makes it react badly when its temperature suddenly goes up, but as long as the temperature stays low its far easier to rinse/clean off! |
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"That’s turned me right off my bowl of midday porridge
Have you tried making it with milk so it doesn’t react with the cum?"
Porridge should only be made with milk, I’ll not have any of the watery gruel spoiling my appetite |
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By *indenMan 40 weeks ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"That’s turned me right off my bowl of midday porridge
Have you tried making it with milk so it doesn’t react with the cum?
Porridge should only be made with milk, I’ll not have any of the watery gruel spoiling my appetite "
I’m just trying to take dietary restriction into account, have you tried WD40?….. |
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"Least favorite job in the world
Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house
Between the glue and the hair "
Noooo 
I'd be nailing a warning to the bathroom door ... No shower-wanking here |
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By *og-ManMan 40 weeks ago
somewhere |
"Least favorite job in the world
Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house
Between the glue and the hair
Noooo
I'd be nailing a warning to the bathroom door ... No shower-wanking here "
Remember being a member of a gym
( I know yeah )
Sign on wall....no shaving pubic hair or masturbating in the showers
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"Least favorite job in the world
Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house
Between the glue and the hair "
Things no one ever, ever, ever tells you before you have kids. |
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By *og-ManMan 40 weeks ago
somewhere |
"Least favorite job in the world
Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house
Between the glue and the hair
Things no one ever, ever, ever tells you before you have kids."
Well that and they come out Purple  |
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"I'm sorry about the crude thread title But it's kinda funny.
I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance
Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???
There probably could be a PSA of some kind on this to bring everyone into the know, but from my experience it technically would and wouldn't be common knowledge to men.
Most guys learn early on about what happens when you use hot water to clean off cum, its common knowledge to know about how it only substitutes the problem rather than actually resolving it. What they don't normally know is that cold water, and by that I mean properly cold water, works insanely well as an alternative.
I think it has something to do with the protein based nature of semen which makes it react badly when its temperature suddenly goes up, but as long as the temperature stays low its far easier to rinse/clean off!"
Bodily fluids should always be washed with cold water due to the proteins apparently. |
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"Least favorite job in the world
Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house
Between the glue and the hair "
Thank god, we haven't reached that stage with ours yet |
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"Never noticed an issue myself. Then again I wash myself with good old soap and water "
Heeyyyy, excuse moi! I was all soaped up AND rinsed off. It's not me, it's the jizz 
And yes Bog I do agree it's a topic not for socials I promise I won't bring it up again  |
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By *og-ManMan 40 weeks ago
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"Never noticed an issue myself. Then again I wash myself with good old soap and water
Heeyyyy, excuse moi! I was all soaped up AND rinsed off. It's not me, it's the jizz
And yes Bog I do agree it's a topic not for socials I promise I won't bring it up again "
Remember the social we met at when 9 people were in a shower in a different room....hate to be that housekeeper
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By *aid backMan 40 weeks ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"You should see the filters from a hot tub
Eeek
Blocked right up???
And with that Day Spas have become oh so less appealing……
Ella "
I had one when I lived in the UK and between fake tan long hair and cum. No matter how much chlorine you put in the filters are like a crime scene hot tub fun was cancelled it's glorious for drinks and a soak but no cumming in it |
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By *og-ManMan 40 weeks ago
somewhere |
"I'm sorry about the crude thread title But it's kinda funny.
I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance
Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???
There probably could be a PSA of some kind on this to bring everyone into the know, but from my experience it technically would and wouldn't be common knowledge to men.
Most guys learn early on about what happens when you use hot water to clean off cum, its common knowledge to know about how it only substitutes the problem rather than actually resolving it. What they don't normally know is that cold water, and by that I mean properly cold water, works insanely well as an alternative.
I think it has something to do with the protein based nature of semen which makes it react badly when its temperature suddenly goes up, but as long as the temperature stays low its far easier to rinse/clean off!
Bodily fluids should always be washed with cold water due to the proteins apparently. "
Handy to know when I turn into a serial killer |
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"I always think of the Ben Stiller film where it is used as hair gel
All this time I thought they were exaggerating for dramatic effect "
Lol. You should see it on back of her jacket and tell her there’s nothing there going out lol.
Got an ating and a dry clean bill lol. (May pay it some time lol) |
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"I always think of the Ben Stiller film where it is used as hair gel
All this time I thought they were exaggerating for dramatic effect "
I used to think the same... until some ended up in my hair |
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"I always think of the Ben Stiller film where it is used as hair gel
All this time I thought they were exaggerating for dramatic effect
Lol. You should see it on back of her jacket and tell her there’s nothing there going out lol.
Got an ating and a dry clean bill lol. (May pay it some time lol)"
That's more like Fr.Jack kinda behaviour than a Gentleman, Jack  |
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By *og-ManMan 40 weeks ago
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"Imagine what it does to your insides 
Stomach acid
Like when we were younger and told not to swallow chewing gum as it would stick our insides together "
Was that not true.....I still dont swallow chewing gum and always put it in the bin |
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"Imagine what it does to your insides
Stomach acid
Like when we were younger and told not to swallow chewing gum as it would stick our insides together
Was that not true.....I still dont swallow chewing gum and always put it in the bin "
I haven’t a clue but shur isn’t it better to be safe than sorry |
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"I keep clicking on this thread and I don't know why.
The thread must have the same properties as the substance it refers to. Just sticks with ya
Sorry "
It's like someone came in my eye and I tried to wash it out with warm water and now I'm just glued to the thread
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By *og-ManMan 40 weeks ago
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"I keep clicking on this thread and I don't know why.
The thread must have the same properties as the substance it refers to. Just sticks with ya
Sorry
It's like someone came in my eye and I tried to wash it out with warm water and now I'm just glued to the thread
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I think a couple of years ago a woman wrote that the fella shot his load and hit her in the eye
She had to explain to the doctor in the A&E how she had an infected eye
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By *ndqtMan 40 weeks ago
The Wild West |
Given we are in the era of sustainabilty, circular economy, preserving the planet etc etc... is there a case to be made for a business venture here, taking on the big chemical giants with our "organic" mid strength adhesive....
What should the product be called? ??? |
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Or should that be flicking? 