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Things you can say about your local but not your partner

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 44 weeks ago

Midlands

The nuts are complementary.

Free sausages for group functions.

See what ya can come up with

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By *reyingbeardMan 44 weeks ago

city

Christ everyone was in there last night & it got very messy at the end

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 44 weeks ago

Midlands

Phew that smells funky.

Going to take a lot of people to fill space!

It has a big rear end.

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman 44 weeks ago

Athlone

I'm their best customer

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By *ezoMan 44 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Not what it used to be, just a load of noise nowadays.

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By *otownkid1967Man 44 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Well past its glory days.

Badly needs a facelift

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By * tale of 2 citiesCouple 44 weeks ago

Belfast

Only closes on Christmas day

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By *ogday2181Man 44 weeks ago

Dublin

All the lads were there last night.

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By *ildGroverMan 44 weeks ago

rathfarnham

Theres a queue to get in on a Saturday night

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple 44 weeks ago

kinda dublin

There's no one single local that I'm in love with.

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

Enough of the black stuff, time for a short

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By *rron880Man 44 weeks ago

Mullingar

Always come in the back door

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By *aughtyKildareMan 44 weeks ago

tullamore

It was a great night , I think I even saw the priest there at one stage

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By *0ger_M0reMan 44 weeks ago

cork

My whole family were in there

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 44 weeks ago

Midlands

She’s quare rough on the outside, but loose on the inside.

Fair set of taps.

Great set of pins holding the rear extension up.

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

Place has gone to shite

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By *uriousVoyeurMan 44 weeks ago

Northside

The carpet downstairs is like velcro with all the spillages on it over the years!!

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By *og-ManMan 44 weeks ago

somewhere

Ever since the smoking ban when I'm in there all I can smell are farts

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man 44 weeks ago

Midlands

There probably your own farts bogman ha.

That back corner sofa has more juice than capri sun.

Wendy the waitress has seen more sausage than a free buffet.

All the tits in there and ner a drop of milk in the fridge.

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By *yesgreenMan 44 weeks ago

north and south

"There probably your own farts bogman ha.

That back corner sofa has more juice than capri sun.

Wendy the waitress has seen more sausage than a free buffet.

All the tits in there and ner a drop of milk in the fridge.

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last orders

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By *ezoMan 44 weeks ago

The Kingdom

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By *ezoMan 44 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Most people I know perfer the back than the front. More room.

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By *o strings but a G-stringMan 44 weeks ago

city

All the lads love throwing darts in my local

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By *usietranslutTV/TS 44 weeks ago

carlow

The back door is always open

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