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I did have a weird fantasy about a female gardener once..
I got in contact with her on the phone and gave her the details of what I required, grass cut, trees trimmed, new path with some pebbles created, flowers planted, fences painted, hanging baskets hung, patio power washed..
I explained that I had this fantasy whereby they would arrive, I would leave the side gate open, it was very important that we didn't even say a word to each other and while she was working up a sweat in her very nice tight working clothes......I was just relaxing watching the football for a few hours without a care in the world ...
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By *oghunter33Woman 45 weeks ago
on the hill NordWest of |
It's mainly a porn fantasy.
If you finally manage to get a tradesmen coming to your house you want them to do the work you pay for rather than having sexy with a complete stranger in your own four walls that is your and in a lot of cases your children's castle.
But hey nothing wrong with having a fantasy and a wank, it's the weekend.  |
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By *ano53 OP Man 45 weeks ago
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"It's mainly a porn fantasy.
If you finally manage to get a tradesmen coming to your house you want them to do the work you pay for rather than having sexy with a complete stranger in your own four walls that is your and in a lot of cases your children's castle.
But hey nothing wrong with having a fantasy and a wank, it's the weekend. "
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I recently fucked a plumber "
ok, I'm curious and I hope you don't mind me asking.. but how did you bring round the subject of sex with him? Or was he doing a lot of flirting?
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Hmmmm a gardener I'd love to be in a white string vest top denim Mini and heels and walk into a glass house heading to check on the gardener watering my geraniums and succulents...
Then tell him I'm worried about my orchids on my bedroom windowsill, can he have a look
You can draw your own conclusions after that lol
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Hmmmm a gardener I'd love to be in a white string vest top denim Mini and heels and walk into a glass house heading to check on the gardener watering my geraniums and succulents...
Then tell him I'm worried about my orchids on my bedroom windowsill, can he have a look
You can draw your own conclusions after that lol
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You need to place your orchid in a bright spot, but not in direct sun. They are also sensitive to cold and drafts. Keep them away from vents and outside doors.
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By *ee04Man 44 weeks ago
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"Electrician calling here tomorrow
Might try seduce him for fun
Wat could go wrong  "
Wish I got lucky like this lol have thought for years it’s just a porn fantasy
I wouldn’t take much seducing |
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"Hello all.... I'm a gardener.
Just curious... Anyone ever have fun or fantasies with a gardener
Or tradesman ?? "
Yes a few times, but they were more FWB who were tradesmen and helped me with a few fantasies. Although one of them was a painter in my house and when we met on a night out a few months later, he said he had thought a few times about making a move on me but was scared of my reaction. He said he couldn't work out if I was naughty or not lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Electrician calling here tomorrow
Might try seduce him for fun
Wat could go wrong
Well he was honest gentleman who was married "
Pmsl…. Knew I should have done that electrical apprenticeship |
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"Hmmmm a gardener I'd love to be in a white string vest top denim Mini and heels and walk into a glass house heading to check on the gardener watering my geraniums and succulents...
Then tell him I'm worried about my orchids on my bedroom windowsill, can he have a look
You can draw your own conclusions after that lol
You need to place your orchid in a bright spot, but not in direct sun. They are also sensitive to cold and drafts. Keep them away from vents and outside doors.
Hope this helps "
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Thanks hun, do you know anything about hydrangeas lol
And fruit tree's |
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The only tradesman I would have want to play with was fixing the oven. Recently widowed and hot as hell. But while chatting (and I was in the house on my own) we discovered we knew mutual people locally. Killed the mood. And way before I was in Fab! Maybe now……. With my new found confidence! lol |
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"The only tradesman I would have want to play with was fixing the oven. Recently widowed and hot as hell. But while chatting (and I was in the house on my own) we discovered we knew mutual people locally. Killed the mood. And way before I was in Fab! Maybe now……. With my new found confidence! lol "
I'm sure he would have been "in his element" if he realised the owner was as hot as her oven was when he had it fixed.
I do all my own home repairs but would be glad if there were some female trades persons who could come to give me a hand.....
Off to see what needs fixing.
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"The only tradesman I would have want to play with was fixing the oven. Recently widowed and hot as hell. But while chatting (and I was in the house on my own) we discovered we knew mutual people locally. Killed the mood. And way before I was in Fab! Maybe now……. With my new found confidence! lol "
Needing it looked at again lol |
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.. I just need a painter 
