What is the best worst Xmas present you got?
Today I opened up a box to find a pair of old man slippers. They look like something a geriatric would wear on a hospital ward. Ugliest pattern I have ever seen on footwear in my life.
I slipped my foot into one just to give the family the false sense of happiness I got from receiving these terrible slippers. To my surprise they were the most comfortable slipper I have ever worn. They are like walking in clouds. I think these are the best gift I have ever received. Ha ha Or else it’s the cans of beer talking. |
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When I was 7 Santa got me the very same clock as Mr Crow on Wanderly Wagon. Best pressie ever! 
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Bought my last housemate a box of 20 condoms. He tried to fight back tears of appreciation but alas it wasent to be 
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Now, I never had a bad present as whether it's a cup of tea or a fig roll, I'm appreciative of any good gesture  |
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