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"Put his willy in someone's letterbox again and got stuck" Have their Christmas baubles stuck, needing help to pull them out   | |||
"Put his willy in someone's letterbox again and got stuck Have their Christmas baubles stuck, needing help to pull them out "Their TV is gone wonky, its stuck on MTV with the Bloodhound Gang on repeat, over and over!! | |||
"Put his willy in someone's letterbox again and got stuck Have their Christmas baubles stuck, needing help to pull them out
Their TV is gone wonky, its stuck on MTV with the Bloodhound Gang on repeat, over and over!!"Got stuck on the ferris wheel with a hot couple….can feel an erection brewing | |||
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"Oh he needs someone to oil him up "Disney have sent a legal letter confirming that neither of the two people on this profile are the real chipmunks and neither are herself's boobs (might have just named the boobs that in my mind ) | |||
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"Had misplaced his phone and was waiting on a meet to be confirmed " Very sound lady to chat with and a great profile  | |||
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"Left stranded on the beach for posing too much " He got locked in the kitchen, and can't get out! | |||
"Left stranded on the beach for posing too much He got locked in the kitchen, and can't get out!" Champagne cork went astray and took out the fuse box. | |||
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"Automated zipper circuit stuck in closed position Need Ladies assistance to open it Urgently " Help!! My hands are stuck in my pockets | |||
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"Automated zipper circuit stuck in closed position Need Ladies assistance to open it Urgently Help!! My hands are stuck in my pockets " Nipples have gotten frost bite & need warming up | |||
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"The naughty elves have left him with a shorter belt. " She's being attacked by a tinsel snake! | |||
"The naughty elves have left him with a shorter belt. She's being attacked by a tinsel snake!" He wants me to go to the shop for him....he's out of conditioner | |||
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"You have enough Xmas balls you don't need anymore " Stick required to move one either side Can you help | |||
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"Needs to get verified quickly Hot date in the planning stage "Oh la la la lol  | |||
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"Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta " Do I need to bring the hoover | |||
"Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta Do I need to bring the hoover " How else will ya clean the house | |||
"Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta Do I need to bring the hoover How else will ya clean the house "Any specific areas requiring specialist cleaning | |||
"Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta Do I need to bring the hoover How else will ya clean the house
Any specific areas requiring specialist cleaning "Broke down somewhere in Ireland, send help ! | |||
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"Tangled up in the Christmas lights and decorations "Need to be plugged or unplugged | |||
"Tangled up in the Christmas lights and decorations
Need to be plugged or unplugged "He's found a bottle of cider and have been unable to remove himself from it | |||
