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By *affa31 OP Woman 49 weeks ago
Galway |
What are the words or phrases on here that when you see them on a profile, you get the ick?
2 biggest for me are people using the words bull or dom in their username or profile…major ick!
I also get the ick with milf (especially when it’s presumed that I have kids!)
And yea I know the word ick gives some people the ick but ick off  |
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"“Genuine” and “Nice”
Gets my spidey sense tingling
Genuinely nice man seeking genuinely genuine people
Genuine professional looking for likeminded people  "
To me that suggests
“Creepy office worker seeking desperate women” |
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By *og-ManMan 49 weeks ago
somewhere |
Men.....and its always men that talk down to others as if they're feckin idiots and that they have the only view point thats right.
Women.....and its always women who think because they have a vagina they can have who they want and say what they want about men
Men who say looks,size,age unimportant
Women who ask for presents
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By *iscuits8Man 49 weeks ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
""She/he/they are what fab is all about, dont pass this one by!"
Verification cliches give me the ick. "
"Treat this one with respect"
Eh yeah that should be a given really but thanks for the advice pal   |
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""She/he/they are what fab is all about, dont pass this one by!"
Verification cliches give me the ick.
"Treat this one with respect"
Eh yeah that should be a given really but thanks for the advice pal "
Beautiful inside and out.
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"When they want a face pic in the first message (not having one themselves).... yeah I'll send one if you show interest, otherwise I don't want my face all over here."
This right here |
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By *iscuits8Man 49 weeks ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
""She/he/they are what fab is all about, dont pass this one by!"
Verification cliches give me the ick.
"Treat this one with respect"
Eh yeah that should be a given really but thanks for the advice pal
Beautiful inside and out.
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Bring your A game  |
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Words that give the ick:
A pushy profile… Send face pic or you’ll be blocked , even though they’ve no face or profile pic displayed.
Bareback only.
Oh any also anything with the word “Jaffa” gives me a pain in the stones lol. Joking. |
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"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense.
I mean what do they expect? A photo of a masters?
Mmmmm Masters Porn 
Sorry to disappoint but I'm just a bachelor with a bachelors  "
Nowt wrong with a Bachelor  |
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"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.
That and Oxford commas "
Noooooo! The Oxford comma is a beautiful language device!
Make my ick people who don't appreciate the beauty of the Oxford comma 
And any mention of being a dom or master.
Profile names like Pussydestroyer69, Drainmyballstonight, or Bigload4U
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"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.
That and Oxford commas
Noooooo! The Oxford comma is a beautiful language device!
Make my ick people who don't appreciate the beauty of the Oxford comma
And any mention of being a dom or master.
Profile names like Pussydestroyer69, Drainmyballstonight, or Bigload4U
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I'd be so tempted to create one of those and dm you |
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By *iscuits8Man 49 weeks ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
Some profiles are generally just needlessly aggressive.
I get this place can be a hellhole at times, and especially for women. And all for laying down rules and dos and don'ts on profiles too.
A handful just take it overboard and are just downright nasty |
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"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.
That and Oxford commas
Noooooo! The Oxford comma is a beautiful language device!
Make my ick people who don't appreciate the beauty of the Oxford comma
And any mention of being a dom or master.
Profile names like Pussydestroyer69, Drainmyballstonight, or Bigload4U
I'd be so tempted to create one of those and dm you "
Delete delete delete! |
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By *iscuits8Man 49 weeks ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.
That and Oxford commas
Noooooo! The Oxford comma is a beautiful language device!
Make my ick people who don't appreciate the beauty of the Oxford comma
And any mention of being a dom or master.
Profile names like Pussydestroyer69, Drainmyballstonight, or Bigload4U
I'd be so tempted to create one of those and dm you
Delete delete delete! "
I'll charm you with a message from my other profile... lickouts4u_69 |
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"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out"
What if you’ve a body double |
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"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out
What if you’ve a body double "
A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too |
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"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out
What if you’ve a body double
A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too "
I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike |
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"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out
What if you’ve a body double
A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too
I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike "
But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab. |
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By *og-ManMan 49 weeks ago
somewhere |
"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out
What if you’ve a body double
A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too
I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike
But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab. "
Jesus he needs Aloe Vera for that burn |
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"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out
What if you’ve a body double
A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too
I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike
But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab.
Jesus he needs Aloe Vera for that burn "
Shurrup you!
It wasn't directed at him Bog, just those who borrow photos from the interweb of famous people and passing them off as their own  |
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"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out
What if you’ve a body double
A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too "
Dam my secret is out |
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"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out
What if you’ve a body double
A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too
I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike
But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab.
Jesus he needs Aloe Vera for that burn
Shurrup you!
It wasn't directed at him Bog, just those who borrow photos from the interweb of famous people and passing them off as their own "
I'm crawled up in the shower balling my eyes out and you didn't fab any of my photos while looking?! |
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"People who lie about their ages
People who lie about their height
Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos
Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out
What if you’ve a body double
A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too
I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike
But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab.
Jesus he needs Aloe Vera for that burn
Shurrup you!
It wasn't directed at him Bog, just those who borrow photos from the interweb of famous people and passing them off as their own
I'm crawled up in the shower balling my eyes out and you didn't fab any of my photos while looking?!"
Look again, I did.  Is that Paul Mescal in the O'Neil shorts or is that really you? |
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"What are the words or phrases on here that when you see them on a profile, you get the ick?
2 biggest for me are people using the words bull or dom in their username or profile…major ick!
I also get the ick with milf (especially when it’s presumed that I have kids!)
And yea I know the word ick gives some people the ick but ick off "
Ick
Professional
Well well well
Treat her with respect
Mmmmmh
Discreet
Sydney
Can't meet at the drop of a hat
Treat her like a queen
Not looking for single guys (veris prove otherwise)
No male pics in couple profile.
Constantly deleting and starting same profile with only 1/2 pics
Demanding near instant meets as a male toy for a 3sum
Plenty more
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By *astelloWoman 49 weeks ago
Far far away |
Im a wanky person.. I use sapiophile plus l like long wordy words...
Icks are
dirty bathroom pics
Dick pics
Spelling mistakes
Bareback pics
One word profiles and fuckwittery names.
Passive aggressive updates.
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By *indenMan 49 weeks ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"So many...
Unicorn
Milf
Dilf
Ick
Professional
Discreet
Cougar
Babe
Hunny
B x"
So if a professional Dilf and Milf were to meet a discreet unicorn cougar, would that be ick?
Babe?
You still there Hunny?…… |
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By *eijaWoman 49 weeks ago
City Centre |
"So many...
Unicorn
Milf
Dilf
Ick
Professional
Discreet
Cougar
Babe
Hunny
B x
So if a professional Dilf and Milf were to meet a discreet unicorn cougar, would that be ick?
Babe?
You still there Hunny?…… "
Linden you BRAT
Throw in some white or 420 might tip me over the edge
B x |
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"So many...
Unicorn
Milf
Dilf
Ick
Professional
Discreet
Cougar
Babe
Hunny
B x
So if a professional Dilf and Milf were to meet a discreet unicorn cougar, would that be ick?
Babe?
You still there Hunny?……
Linden you BRAT
Throw in some white or 420 might tip me over the edge
B x"
Might become a professional Unicorn hunter for fun, I’ll be discreet though  Ella x |
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By *eijaWoman 49 weeks ago
City Centre |
"So many...
Unicorn
Milf
Dilf
Ick
Professional
Discreet
Cougar
Babe
Hunny
B x
So if a professional Dilf and Milf were to meet a discreet unicorn cougar, would that be ick?
Babe?
You still there Hunny?……
Linden you BRAT
Throw in some white or 420 might tip me over the edge
B x
Might become a professional Unicorn hunter for fun, I’ll be discreet though Ella x "
Ella are you flirting with me AGAIN
B xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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No male half pics when in couple and both play
Read the profile and they don't read profile
We ignore winks and proceeds to send winks
They try all to get your attention to then ignore your messages |
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""Will try anything"....
Do they mean they'll fk anything....cos that's the way I read that line
I'm not sure the straight guys have thought that one through "
Facts! And now I can just hear Meatloaf singing “but I won’t do that”
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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When men put severe pressure for phone number & face pic after very few dms....
Also
I thought no reply is a reply....as in ....when someone just isn't for ya & instead of telling them that cos your cautious of them becoming abusive for absolutely no reason....they then go on to plague ya....
Or
When ya don't wanna chat ....& They say "you gone shy"....
Also men who think they're way better looking & fitter than they actually are....
I've quite a few more icks....but this has turned into an essay so I'll shut up now. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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My one is “owned by” well hot damn I didn’t know you had a log book,
Words that you have to literally look up in a dictionary, come on like that’s playground snobbery!
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