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Eat some cereal/snack wrappers around it. We wrapped ours in a few layers of toilet paper and a hair tie on it and said it was trying to sneak in with its cover for a sleepover. |
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Hate the wee shites.
A good few years of them done and a few more to go i'd say. Trying to not be repetitive is a nightmare, especially when you have forgotten to do anything and on the way to bed.
Have 3 of them here, an MMElF threesome |
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"Hate the wee shites.
A good few years of them done and a few more to go i'd say. Trying to not be repetitive is a nightmare, especially when you have forgotten to do anything and on the way to bed.
Have 3 of them here, an MMElF threesome"
MMELF, now that would be fun!  
Or when you just remember when you wake up and have to rush to move them |
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"The one time we had one the elf broke its leg and had to rest until christmas day.
That's a great one! But unfortunately my kids would never fall for that"
I seen a list the other day on fb of ideas for it. Might be no harm givin a google and see if the list comes up in images or something |
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"There was also the time he caught covid and had to stay in quarantine (a glass jar) for 10 days. Hes had a rough time of it
Is there a social services for Elves  "
Would you believe Santa even forgot to collect him on christmas eve night once! Social services were nearly called that day  |
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Couple ideas -
Powdered sugar make a small trail with footprints.
Rice or peas - spell elf, avoid big words like marmalade, Merry Christmas, fifty shades etc. lol
Put a cigarette butt or empty beer beside him leave the elf on backside.
Best option - open the window and fk the b..d out. The end. Enjoy |
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Head first into the blender, doused in tomato ketchup for dramatic effect - the poor elf had a terrible accident while trying to make itself a smoothie. Problem solved no more things to come up with… |
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"Third night in and I already dread what to do with them tonight  Open to new ideas and suggestions"
Lie the elf face down on the ground. Put a balloon between its legs, a pen in her hand, and a post-it saying "don't swallow bubble gum" |
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