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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...
Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a girl fart on me while on top .. she crunched her face cocked her leg & let it rip, then carried on as if nothing happened
Now I bring air freshener on my meets
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...
Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think "
She might answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol "
And the adaquate reply to those are "well you're most welcome"... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol
Sure look you have to laugh at them in fairness "
Ah it's funny now but not at the time the poor fecker pounding away and me trying not to do a fanny fart |
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"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol
Sure look you have to laugh at them in fairness
Ah it's funny now but not at the time the poor fecker pounding away and me trying not to do a fanny fart "
Sure didn't he cause it in the first place? |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...
Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think
She might answer "
It would've be Destiny that she would, sadly due to some not very Devine interventions a while back we won't see her on posting here... |
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"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...
Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think
She might answer
It would've be Destiny that she would, sadly due to some not very Devine interventions a while back we won't see her on posting here..."
I'm telling her now |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...
Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think
She might answer
It would've be Destiny that she would, sadly due to some not very Devine interventions a while back we won't see her on posting here..."
I see what you did there |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...
Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think
She might answer
It would've be Destiny that she would, sadly due to some not very Devine interventions a while back we won't see her on posting here...
I'm telling her now "
You SNAKES haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol "
Aren't 'fanny farts' involuntary....caused by air entering the vagina when the man thrusts his cock in & out....
Happened me once & I'd no idea the 'fanny fart' was on it's way totally involuntary....
Think it was caused by him vigorously Fking me & thrusting his cock in & out....like totally removing it before vigorously thrusting it in & out over & over again....Hence the involuntary air release from the vagina....otherwise known as 'fanny farts'.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol
Aren't 'fanny farts' involuntary....caused by air entering the vagina when the man thrusts his cock in & out....
Happened me once & I'd no idea the 'fanny fart' was on it's way totally involuntary....
Think it was caused by him vigorously Fking me & thrusting his cock in & out....like totally removing it before vigorously thrusting it in & out over & over again....Hence the involuntary air release from the vagina....otherwise known as 'fanny farts'.... "
Thank you,it was my first time experiencing one I hadn't a clue what was going on, I never heard of a fanny fart or it was a thing.. I was trying my best to keep it in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many many years ago, in Tullamore, down the lane beside supermax, a young lady was playing duelling banjos on me and I was putting maximum effort in to comin, as the bus was due to leave soon , and sure enough, out it roared !!!! ..
She stopped mid stroke, I said it wasn't me but another dude up from us doing something similar, and she continued, my god ,the good ole'days ... Sometimes I wish I was 16 again |
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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago
Cork/Dublin |
Farting while having sex. Ohh my!
So the answer is yes, but so much more than that. In truth it was more than a fart. It could be best described as a donkeys mating call. It lasted about 20 secs and flapping was heard in the neighbouring counties. I think there has been songs written about it.
The after shock of being pegged bears some responsibility to the pegger and thankfully she burst out laughing but that at the time didn't help as a ran to the bathroom holding my arse praying the donkeys belch to stop. Eventually it did. With the tears of laughter outside the bathroom door to be hrard. I'm shamed for ever.
Good craic though. There's worse things that could of happened. Ever since she calls my botty the Donkey |
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Yep!!!
I farted on his balls after a great ride and was suitably mortified. One of our first “meets”.
He declared that if I wasn’t farting on his balls, he wasn’t fucking me properly.
He was definitely fucking me properly… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol
Aren't 'fanny farts' involuntary....caused by air entering the vagina when the man thrusts his cock in & out....
Happened me once & I'd no idea the 'fanny fart' was on it's way totally involuntary....
Think it was caused by him vigorously Fking me & thrusting his cock in & out....like totally removing it before vigorously thrusting it in & out over & over again....Hence the involuntary air release from the vagina....otherwise known as 'fanny farts'....
Thank you,it was my first time experiencing one I hadn't a clue what was going on, I never heard of a fanny fart or it was a thing.. I was trying my best to keep it in "
Fair play to ya if you could keep involuntary fanny farts 'in'.... You sure were tightening your va-ja-ja.......Intense pleasure for the guy who was Fking you....
As I said mine were a total surprise.... totally unexpected ....
Maybe it was because his cock was on the small size.... & I'm quite petite too ....'Fanny -Farts are caused when your va-ja-ja is being pumped with air.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep!!!
I farted on his balls after a great ride and was suitably mortified. One of our first “meets”.
He declared that if I wasn’t farting on his balls, he wasn’t fucking me properly.
He was definitely fucking me properly… "
I need this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had more than one pussy fart in the face while giving oral. We still chuckle about it.
I did have one actual fart in the face while giving oral. I didn't know at the time, figured it was a pussy fart as there was no smell. She copped to later, apologized. I said you could have gotten away with it as I thought it was a pussy fart! We had a good laugh about it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had more than one pussy fart in the face while giving oral. We still chuckle about it.
I did have one actual fart in the face while giving oral. I didn't know at the time, figured it was a pussy fart as there was no smell. She copped to later, apologized. I said you could have gotten away with it as I thought it was a pussy fart! We had a good laugh about it.
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Ahh fanny fart they are so embarrassing |
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By *ister90Man
over a year ago
Galway city |
"So doing a survey based on a conversation in a chat group
Has anyone ever farted during a meet by mistake ....
Answers can be sent to me privately "
Finally Getting to the serious controversial questions! |
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"I've had more than one pussy fart in the face while giving oral. We still chuckle about it.
I did have one actual fart in the face while giving oral. I didn't know at the time, figured it was a pussy fart as there was no smell. She copped to later, apologized. I said you could have gotten away with it as I thought it was a pussy fart! We had a good laugh about it.
Ahh fanny fart they are so embarrassing "
I know they are embarrassing at times for the lady through no fault of their own. But in all honestly I find them hilarious when they happen. |
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By *ndy64hMan 49 weeks ago
Plymouth |
Whilst at a sauna I met a bloke who wanted to rim me.
I was happy with that, whilst rimming me he blew air inside me, it was a real surprise and very stimulating. I became bloated and desperate to fart, I told him and he said do it, so I farted into his face. He repeated this a couple of times until I was so horny I begged him to fuck me, was so erotic. |
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