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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I first in! Always early
I'll have a Bushmills and Ginger and a little warm up tune, Fleetwood Mac will do nicely. Now to sit on me tod  "
There ya go hopefully it will fill up soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint bottle of Bulmers with a glass of ice
Plenty of room ....would it be rude to sit beside you Nawty "
There's your drink bog man
Give her a doughnut & I'm sure it'll be fine to sit there 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a bottle of Coors please .. 
Bottle of Coors & a hob knob for the minx
Haaaa someone who knows what I like  "
A good barman remembers the small things |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of coors and might as well get into the Christmas spirit so fairy Tate of New York for the band "
Pint of Coors for the fine lady & excellent song choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well.....has there been much of a pour on the Guiness tonight?
The creamy stuff is always flowing in this bar  "
Excellent I'll have some of that flow so UpTo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well.....has there been much of a pour on the Guiness tonight?
The creamy stuff is always flowing in this bar
Excellent I'll have some of that flow so UpTo "
There ya go sir jolly & no sipping I just want to see a few rings on that glass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well.....has there been much of a pour on the Guiness tonight?
The creamy stuff is always flowing in this bar
Excellent I'll have some of that flow so UpTo
There ya go sir jolly & no sipping I just want to see a few rings on that glass "
But of course, past the white and hit the black |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well.....has there been much of a pour on the Guiness tonight?
The creamy stuff is always flowing in this bar
Excellent I'll have some of that flow so UpTo
There ya go sir jolly & no sipping I just want to see a few rings on that glass
But of course, past the white and hit the black"
That's what I like to hear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well.....has there been much of a pour on the Guiness tonight?
The creamy stuff is always flowing in this bar
What kind of establishment have I wandered into!"
Guinness of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A whiskey sour please barkeep
Whiskey sour for you sir
Band is waiting on requests tho
Rage against the machine - killing in the name "
Good choice that will wake a few up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just in from work.....a large pink gin and soda please....with the berries "
There ya go toxic & eat the berries at the end & don't waste the gin in them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As anyone who knows me knows it's a merlot and a good dance song to get me on the dance floor"
An extra large merlot so for miss horny
And I'll get the band to play my milkshakes bring all the boys to the bar sorry yard
You can join nawty dancing on the bar sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too early for a Tequila Rose
One or two?
Two! To be sure
Two it is don't spill any now
I'm good at cleaning up spills "
Luckily your hear so I think it might get messy |
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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago
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"As anyone who knows me knows it's a merlot and a good dance song to get me on the dance floor
An extra large merlot so for miss horny
And I'll get the band to play my milkshakes bring all the boys to the bar sorry yard
You can join nawty dancing on the bar sure "
Woop woop dee come and I spin u around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a bottle of Coors please ..
Bottle of Coors & a hob knob for the minx
Haaaa someone who knows what I like
A good barman remembers the small things "
Nothing small about me only me short legs lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a bottle of Coors please ..
Bottle of Coors & a hob knob for the minx
Haaaa someone who knows what I like
A good barman remembers the small things
Nothing small about me only me short legs lol"
That's a good thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint bottle of Guinness.
Pint bottle of Guinness sir with a small glass I presume?
Never.
Always a pint glass.
But you can put a Captain Morgan's and Coke in the small glass while I'm waiting "
Apologies sure have a double captain for my mistake |
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By *ublustMan
over a year ago
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I'm a sad old bastard who's already home from the pub but since I've come through the door, I've self served a generous pour of Green Spot and would like to double down on the only music request so far, play The Chain by Fleetwood Mac |
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"As anyone who knows me knows it's a merlot and a good dance song to get me on the dance floor
An extra large merlot so for miss horny
And I'll get the band to play my milkshakes bring all the boys to the bar sorry yard
You can join nawty dancing on the bar sure
Woop woop dee come and I spin u around "
I'm there!! See you on the dance floor  |
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"Pint of Coors lite or Rockshore any spare stools going my aul feet are barking here "
I'd gladly offer my stool to a lady! Hang on..that sounds wrong! You can have my seat!!!! Innkeeper,pint of stout and a Bush Malt to chase please. And if the band wouldn't mind... A couple of bars of When we were young,but The Whipping Boy!! Slainte  |
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