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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea but most of the women older than me are in nursing homes. 
Most but not all 
You duurty dawg cj, you've been on the prowl and found some? "
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"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea but most of the women older than me are in nursing homes.
Lightweight.
Have you never heard of a captive audience? "
That's what the little light bulb emojis there at the end of my possess referring to. I'm formulating a plan as we speak.  |
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"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea but most of the women older than me are in nursing homes.
Most but not all
You duurty dawg cj, you've been on the prowl and found some?
A gentleman would never tell "
Who are you talking about now, since you're no gentleman |
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"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea but most of the women older than me are in nursing homes.
Lightweight.
Have you never heard of a captive audience?
That's what the little light bulb emojis there at the end of my possess referring to. I'm formulating a plan as we speak. "
Jaysus I always thought those were arsehole emojis 
Colour me enlightened |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea but most of the women older than me are in nursing homes.
Most but not all
You duurty dawg cj, you've been on the prowl and found some?
A gentleman would never tell
Who are you talking about now, since you're no gentleman "
I beg to differ so would many others |
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"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea but most of the women older than me are in nursing homes.
Lightweight.
Have you never heard of a captive audience?
That's what the little light bulb emojis there at the end of my possess referring to. I'm formulating a plan as we speak.
Jaysus I always thought those were arsehole emojis
Colour me enlightened "
They could very well be that either. Both work for me. |
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"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea but most of the women older than me are in nursing homes.
Most but not all
You duurty dawg cj, you've been on the prowl and found some?
A gentleman would never tell
Who are you talking about now, since you're no gentleman
I beg to differ so would many others "
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over a year ago
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"Hi to All the Women ,
I’m looking to meet women who are older than me for some fun…
How do I organise this?"
The same way you'd do with anyone of any age? |
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"Hi to All the Women ,
I’m looking to meet women who are older than me for some fun…
How do I organise this?
The same way you'd do with anyone of any age? "
Well, apart from the cattle prod. You wouldn't use that on the younger ones as you might damage their young, sensitive hides. The ould wans with their leathery arses would hardly even notice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi to All the Women ,
I’m looking to meet women who are older than me for some fun…
How do I organise this?
The same way you'd do with anyone of any age?
Well, apart from the cattle prod. You wouldn't use that on the younger ones as you might damage their young, sensitive hides. The ould wans with their leathery arses would hardly even notice. "
Your looking a good nutting Mr Michael |
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"Hi to All the Women ,
I’m looking to meet women who are older than me for some fun…
How do I organise this?
The same way you'd do with anyone of any age?
Well, apart from the cattle prod. You wouldn't use that on the younger ones as you might damage their young, sensitive hides. The ould wans with their leathery arses would hardly even notice.
Your looking a good nutting Mr Michael "
Mmmmm... Promises, promises!  |
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Firstly, I wouldn't use the word old if I were you, secondly go to a bingo hall if you're interested in companionship. You will get even more if you use the phrase "can I have a lick of your cornetto?" |
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