How dare you want a rendezvous
We sometimes do, just not with you!
How dare think you'll get the ride
Just open wide and we'll decide!
How dare you moan and plead your case
Best mind your pace it's not a race!
How dare you ask why it's so hard
Red card red card for you blagard!
How dare you try and get it wrong.
This it for you bud. Swan song.
How dare you speak to men like that.
Sure he's a twat.
I'll get my hat. |
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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago
dublin |
"How dare you want a rendezvous
We sometimes do, just not with you!
How dare think you'll get the ride
Just open wide and we'll decide!
How dare you moan and plead your case
Best mind your pace it's not a race!
How dare you ask why it's so hard
Red card red card for you blagard!
How dare you try and get it wrong.
This it for you bud. Swan song.
How dare you speak to men like that.
Sure he's a twat.
I'll get my hat."
This is great, but I read it in the cadence of Lyle Lanley and the call and response of the monorail song in the Simpsons. Now I can’t read it any other way…
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"How dare you want a rendezvous
We sometimes do, just not with you!
How dare think you'll get the ride
Just open wide and we'll decide!
How dare you moan and plead your case
Best mind your pace it's not a race!
How dare you ask why it's so hard
Red card red card for you blagard!
How dare you try and get it wrong.
This it for you bud. Swan song.
How dare you speak to men like that.
Sure he's a twat.
I'll get my hat.
This is great, but I read it in the cadence of Lyle Lanley and the call and response of the monorail song in the Simpsons. Now I can’t read it any other way…
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“Is there a chance your cock might bend?”
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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago
Far far away |
How dare you, expect a meet,
Ive only seen your piece of meat,
How dare you, 10 inches you say,
A remote or a can, go on make my day,
How dare you, not send me a wink,
I seen your toilet and your sink,
How dare you, its not fab you know,
Your dick isnt really going to explode.
Ka boom... I dared you..
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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
How dare you deny meet Twixt eyes & feet
How dare you deny to tweet
How dare you to stop blood flow
How dare you stop enlarge and grow
How dare you stop mix and mingle
How dare you deny pleasure of body tingle
How dare you deny to meet
How dare you refuse rigid meat
How dare you come void of bereft
How dare you not accept
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spare a thought for the bi man
Nothing ever goes to plan
Never goes like in his head
No invitation in to bed
No invitation to the club
From anyone, dom or sub
Oh another lonely wank
He only has himself to thank |
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