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I don't get many strange requests anymore. Back when my filters were a bit more relaxed I'd get your usual requests for cat fighting, jello wrestling, dirty knickers etc. You'd miss the entertainment  |
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By *ohannonMan
over a year ago
Louth / Meath |
"I don't get many strange requests anymore. Back when my filters were a bit more relaxed I'd get your usual requests for cat fighting, jello wrestling, dirty knickers etc. You'd miss the entertainment "
Cat fighting? Jesus, hope you reported the profile to PETA 
What would we do without Message filters ? Ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a few asking if they can be my s.lave and do house work and shopping for me, haven't taken anyone up on the offer yet though "
Send them around to mine when ur finished, loads of housework they can do |
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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago
the right side of the river |
I had a guy ask if I would wait outside his house and when he gives me a text to burst into the kitchen and fuck his wife over the kitchen table then leave.
Well seems like some kinky role play type of carry on, I wouldn’t be totally opposed to it. Anyway I asked if we could all meet for a chat and coffee. Discuss a few things and he was all against it as he wanted it to be a surprise.
Aaaaaaah I think I will leave it there. It might not all turn out the sort of good surprise.
They are out there folks |
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It is not the strangest request, but it's a request that I had from someone that I have been speaking to for quite some time, 2 years in fact. He wanted us to meet and have lunch, and for Me to flirt with him. He expected I was going to get extremely wet. And then he wanted My wet knickers to take home. |
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Only had a couple of weird requests but the funniest was a woman who messaged to she would meet me the following day if I agreed to wear my green trousers.
Hadn't a clue what she was talking about because there was nothing in my pics to suggest trousers, green or otherwise.
Long story short, she was convinced I was one of her colleagues in the PSNI and wouldn't believe anything different. She said she had always known I was up for a bit of fun and she was happy to oblige. I blocked her but obviously she wasn't a detective. |
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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"When i was on this a few years back, a guy asked me if i was a farmer & if i wanted to come to his farm in the midlands, have sex in the cow shed or let his cow lick my balls……  "
I'm just recovering from laughing out loud. |
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We had one guy message us to invite us to dinner with him and his mother in her house, we were to say we were his work colleagues.. then she wanted keV to keep filling up her wine glass cos she got horny with wine and him to flirt with her. And when things got down to business (he said she would be up for the ride with drink) myself and himself would just sit back and watch keV and his mother in action... Lol |
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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago
Cork |
Not all that weird or uncommon (apparently) but have had a few men asking to pay for used knickers. If we got a sexual kick out of the thought of it, we’d do it for free, but we don’t. Just don’t want to take money off anyone for anything sexual… you never know what or who may be doing without as a result. |
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By *ohannonMan
over a year ago
Louth / Meath |
"We had one guy message us to invite us to dinner with him and his mother in her house, we were to say we were his work colleagues.. then she wanted keV to keep filling up her wine glass cos she got horny with wine and him to flirt with her. And when things got down to business (he said she would be up for the ride with drink) myself and himself would just sit back and watch keV and his mother in action... Lol"
Mammy issues much? Ha |
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"We had one guy message us to invite us to dinner with him and his mother in her house, we were to say we were his work colleagues.. then she wanted keV to keep filling up her wine glass cos she got horny with wine and him to flirt with her. And when things got down to business (he said she would be up for the ride with drink) myself and himself would just sit back and watch keV and his mother in action... Lol"
What was the dinner like? |
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"Not all that weird or uncommon (apparently) but have had a few men asking to pay for used knickers. If we got a sexual kick out of the thought of it, we’d do it for free, but we don’t. Just don’t want to take money off anyone for anything sexual… you never know what or who may be doing without as a result."
I told someone if they were happy with my marks and spencer ones they could have them for free! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a couple of messages from a "couples" profile asking if I would drive to the middle of nowhere to "pound" or "piledrive" the guys wife. The wording of the messages is so similar I'm sure it's the same person.. I'd consider it if I thought they were any way genuine |
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On all 3 of my previous profiles I got a message from the male half of a local couple.
They didn't live together and he wanted to meet me in a city centre carpark and drive me to her house where she would be bent over the sofa waiting.
I was to fuck her and leave without speaking to her and he would take me back to my car.
I refused the first time he asked because I didn't meet like that and there were too many red flags despite them having 50 or 60 veries. I just ignored the messages the next couple of times.
I've seen someone else from a similar area describe this scenario here on the forums but they agreed to meet and had to wank in the car with the male before being taken to the woman's house.
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By *ohannonMan
over a year ago
Louth / Meath |
An old fab friend of mine was chatting to a fella for a while & she agreed to meet him at a hotel. He checked in first, sent her the room number & said for to come up.
She got to the room, door slightly open & he told her to come in & sit on the chair. He was lying naked on the bed & wanted her to watch him wank off into a condom & watch him drink his own cum….that was it. |
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Had offers for both of our underwear.
Cat fighting guy a few times.
Guy wanted us to rate his penis.
Someone asked for medical advice.
Someone wanted to buy use sex toys and have a video sent back.
Guy wanted to swap underwear.
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Before I’d my filters sorted…
A fella got in touch he was going to send me a photo of his sister and tell me which bar she was in
I was to chat up the sister, bring her back to the gaff so he could get off to hearing us riding through the wall
He’d a lot of faith in my chat up abilities…. |
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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago
Mid Meath |
Not on here but about 10 years ago I had a FB request from a guy who wanted to pay me €200 to accost him off the street, tie and gag him with my stockings then drive a round in the trunk of my car for an hour or two before dumping him out near his home.
And all of this in daylight. |
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I’ve had the usual guys want to pay for used knickers - I guy wanted me to meet in car park in Lisburn to hand them over & he had a whole script he wanted me to read
Another guy wanted my to “unexpectedly walk past his car” as he was having a wank & give off to him & call him all sorts of names
Needless to say I didn’t do either lol |
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Had a fair few of the used underwear requests.. but on a previous profile I had a request from a male profile who asked a number of times if I would use my big toe to fuck him up the ass .. it takes all sorts |
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A whole new meaning to putting your toe up someone’s hole
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"Had a fair few of the used underwear requests.. but on a previous profile I had a request from a male profile who asked a number of times if I would use my big toe to fuck him up the ass .. it takes all sorts "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve been asked lots of painting advice but one couple asked if I would get up a ladder to watch them in the window
Sounded great till they revealed they live in a bungalow!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only gotten one strange request.
Talking to a couple for maybe 2 weeks, schedules never matched to meet. One day got a text from the woman in the couple saying that the male was on his way back from work and would be passing nearby if I could meet him on the motorway (location was nearly an hour away not very nearby). She said he would have a pair of her underwear for me to wank in while he watched so she could wear them when he got home so she could feel my cum when wearing them.
Not my cup of tea. |
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I've had some weird requests over the last few years. A few being..
1) Can I poo in his mouth while he wanks off.
2) Can I have sex in a bus stop whilst wearing only a noisy rain coat.
3) Can I rate his small penis out of 10.
4) Same guy as number 3, can I also call him a piece of sh&t and send lots of derogatory comments about his small cock.
5) Used underwear is requested a lot.
6) Used bed sheet after I've had sex and squirted over it.
7) Lots asking do I want a cum tribute, so I don't know if that's a thing now as it's asked a lot?
8) Attend a wedding as plus one and pretend we were dating.
9) Go on a three week holiday and pretend I was his girlfriend.
10) Pretend I'm his sister and let him take me underwear shopping.
And this is only the stuff I remember, lots of things I have forgotten now as there's too much madness to remember lol |
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By *ohannonMan
over a year ago
Louth / Meath |
"Before I’d my filters sorted…
A fella got in touch he was going to send me a photo of his sister and tell me which bar she was in
I was to chat up the sister, bring her back to the gaff so he could get off to hearing us riding through the wall
He’d a lot of faith in my chat up abilities…."
Ahh is he still floating about here sending that message to people? Ha
I’m sure he would have had a few lines prepared for you to use if in doubt! Ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a few asking if they can be my s.lave and do house work and shopping for me, haven't taken anyone up on the offer yet though "
Send them my way |
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I got offered money to poop in someones toilet but not to flush it because he wanted to keep it.
Wanted to have sex in the barn in front of his horse.
The catfight one.
Random woman messaging asking to fuck her husband.
Asking to clean my house while degrading him and telling him how worthless he is.
One wanted to be tied up and made watch me having sex with other people |
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I was asked by a couples profile of I'd drive to their house in the middle of the night and tie both of them up and degrade them and spit on them.
Got another one yesterday where a woman asked me for a face pic. Like wtf |
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