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Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.. |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
Somebody came up with a far better solution! If lads want to fuck so badly, there are plenty of other lads to go around.  |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
I've met 3 in a year, I'll have to give up my job  |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
I've met 3 in a year, I'll have to give up my job "
You've being called up to the Hr department about this before we need to review your job! |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
Somebody came up with a far better solution! If lads want to fuck so badly, there are plenty of other lads to go around. "
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By *indenMan 37 weeks ago
naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
I've met 3 in a year, I'll have to give up my job
You've being called up to the Hr department about this before we need to review your job! "
I’ve spoken to the HR department, that said you should both start at a local level…. |
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By *rRiosMan 37 weeks ago
Dublin |
Here might be an actual solution that may be workable but it would require some recoding of the website.
Every new user has to fill out a questioner on sign up.
1. Are you aware this is not a free sex site
2. Do you know that more detailed profiles get more attention.
3. FYI women are not obliged to reply to you
Etc etc etc.
And then every user under 6 months/1year has to refer back to their own answers every time they try to make a new forum topic.
Or go gay… that is also an option! |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
That’s better odds than I thought! I’m off to message 25 women and send them a link to this thread |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies you’re going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
If only they’d approve the expansion of Junction 14 to accommodate the backlog. |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies you’re going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
If only they’d approve the expansion of Junction 14 to accommodate the backlog. "
I'm sticking a few pop up tents in the carpark to get through the backlog... |
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By *oo32Man 37 weeks ago
tipperary |
If ye ladies could put togother a hit squad that could maybe satisfy whoever is complaining about getting no ride
Maybe 3 or 4 during the week and roster the weekends
Anyone not available will have to have a long hard look at themselves |
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Can't we just send half of them back to their wives and partners Rosie?  I can stroke the egos of some of the tyre kickers and fantasists but I'm not chaffing my bits for anyone. Maybe that'll help with the green tick backlog we're being forced into eliminating.
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By *panishRebelMan 37 weeks ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
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"Can't we just send half of them back to their wives and partners Rosie? I can stroke the egos of some of the tyre kickers and fantasists but I'm not chaffing my bits for anyone. Maybe that'll help with the green tick backlog we're being forced into eliminating.
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This is what we need innovation thinking outside of your box! I'm promoting you to position of Head Stroker! |
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"Can't we just send half of them back to their wives and partners Rosie? I can stroke the egos of some of the tyre kickers and fantasists but I'm not chaffing my bits for anyone. Maybe that'll help with the green tick backlog we're being forced into eliminating.
This is what we need innovation thinking outside of your box! I'm promoting you to position of Head Stroker! "
Great, it beats being a fluffer for those who put in no effort or have zero intention of ever showing up  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Houston did 500 in one sitting.
Just sayin.
But she only took 7 pumps from each. We cannot be expected to wax for 7 pumps."
7 x 500 = 3,500, ouch that would have to chaff  |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies you’re going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
lol exactly as what’s been said all along. The balls (no pun intended ) are in the females court.
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Are you applying the Gran Canaria quotient? Factoring in that half of Fab seems to be in fecking PDI.
I've just got back from there
So have I and about 40 others "
Start an other thread then for the next break stop hogging the thread
Delighted you’re back some of you’re friends on the forums were lost without ya send them big pdi hugs
Hope you enjoyed you’re break |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
Lol some times we men are thick lol |
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"I was booked in 4 months ago surly I'm due in
It's like the Nct we apologise for the current backlog. Please call to get on cancellation list "
It's gone beyond a Joke now ye want to get your act together and start getting thru them mine better pass |
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Once you create ur account and have a dick pic as ur profile the woman will come running , and if you add a naked pick taken In the bathroom with a dirty toilet in the background ur mailbox will explode.
Also if a girl couple shows no interested just Bonnard them with loads of messages and if that doesn’t work just call them fat and ugly , they’ll be jumping into your bed.
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
I've met 3 in a year, I'll have to give up my job "
Jesus Christ, what's with the slacking?!
You'd want to pull tour socks up or you'll get a very bad report card |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
Haven’t you done this thread before OP? Does that mean with work, life out fab and other commitments that fucking 12 guy’s a day can’t be achieved? Personally this is a real head scratcher, you might have to check the maths on this again OP! |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
Haven’t you done this thread before OP? Does that mean with work, life out fab and other commitments that fucking 12 guy’s a day can’t be achieved? Personally this is a real head scratcher, you might have to check the maths on this again OP! "
I know it's difficult to gauge the average required every day to clear it. That's why I had a queue around the block at Junction 14 this morning! I may require a vagina transplant after my fanny's worn out .. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Im thinking of starting a campaign.
Campaign slogan:
No effort in your profile= no effort in bed.
The policy’s on offer could be centred around clearing the backlog on fab.
Guys could be offered a free service where by they profiles are done for free, including pics.
Female gloryholes throughout Ireland. Woman simply have their legs and fanny sticking out through the hole 24:7. Guys coming and going all the time.
Dial a ride.
Gangbangs and orgies ever day for the next 12 months.
Your right though, I’d need a campaign team. Any takes? We could all update are status to say no effort in your profile= no effort in bed. Then refer guys to this thread! Off course we’d also need an army of female volunteers!
Is only a suggestion at this point. |
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By *oudicaWoman 37 weeks ago
Kilkenny |
Rosie you know me long enough to know that I’m a good worker, always willing to do that extra shift, BUT I’ve also done the maths and I’m only willing to divide my legs, if I’m guaranteed that they’ll multiply my orgasms with a good square root at an acute angle with an above average circumference cylinder. As much as I’m a fan of a good Gaussian distribution I think my idea of a favourable mean for a bell (end) curve might be slightly outside the regular parameters observed in the photo albums of the average profile here.
So in summary, the order of operations is critical to solving this quadratic equation and I’m only willing to to be added as denominator if the x-axis I’m working with intercepts my y-axis at a complimentary angle.
If you can solve that, then count me in Captain. |
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"Rosie you know me long enough to know that I’m a good worker, always willing to do that extra shift, BUT I’ve also done the maths and I’m only willing to divide my legs, if I’m guaranteed that they’ll multiply my orgasms with a good square root at an acute angle with an above average circumference cylinder. As much as I’m a fan of a good Gaussian distribution I think my idea of a favourable mean for a bell (end) curve might be slightly outside the regular parameters observed in the photo albums of the average profile here.
So in summary, the order of operations is critical to solving this quadratic equation and I’m only willing to to be added as denominator if the x-axis I’m working with intercepts my y-axis at a complimentary angle.
If you can solve that, then count me in Captain. "
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By *indenMan 37 weeks ago
naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Rosie you know me long enough to know that I’m a good worker, always willing to do that extra shift, BUT I’ve also done the maths and I’m only willing to divide my legs, if I’m guaranteed that they’ll multiply my orgasms with a good square root at an acute angle with an above average circumference cylinder. As much as I’m a fan of a good Gaussian distribution I think my idea of a favourable mean for a bell (end) curve might be slightly outside the regular parameters observed in the photo albums of the average profile here.
So in summary, the order of operations is critical to solving this quadratic equation and I’m only willing to to be added as denominator if the x-axis I’m working with intercepts my y-axis at a complimentary angle.
If you can solve that, then count me in Captain. "
Being a former student of applied mathematics I’m willing to submit myself for analysis and respectful submission for consideration. |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs.."
Im only here for the women.
Can I just take the 25 of them, and leave the lads to the lads |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
Im only here for the women.
Can I just take the 25 of them, and leave the lads to the lads "
Best idea ever all Girl Gangbang I'll bring my strap on collection |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
Im only here for the women.
Can I just take the 25 of them, and leave the lads to the lads
Best idea ever all Girl Gangbang I'll bring my strap on collection"
I think we've come to the best possible outcum. Case closed  |
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"Please for the love of God start spreading them legs so we can put an end to the poor me can't get my hole thread. I'm not a Mathematician but I've done some calculations.There's being a plethora of threads saying they are struggling to get meets. So I thought it's about time I gave some Maths Grinds. Currently 50 women online but let's break that down some are events profiles some of to perve on friends or go on forums. Some only meeting at events etc. So let's just say half the 50 women are looking to meet that's 25 ladies for the whole of Ireland. At any one time there's over 300 guy's. So ladies your going to need to fuck 12 guy's a day to clear the current backlog. So ladies please do some Fab maths grinds and divide those legs..
Im only here for the women.
Can I just take the 25 of them, and leave the lads to the lads
Best idea ever all Girl Gangbang I'll bring my strap on collection
I think we've come to the best possible outcum. Case closed "
.could I act as your fluffer for the all girl gang bang |
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