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How to you like your cum?
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By *eth TVTV/TS 41 weeks ago
Mid Meath |
"All this talk of cum reminds me of my favourite joke....what's white and slides across the dance floor... ...............
CUM dancing"
I always wondered why Angela Rippon wore a pearl necklace… |
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By *affa31Woman 41 weeks ago
Galway |
"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge."
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration  |
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"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration "
Need more data. For science |
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By *affa31Woman 41 weeks ago
Galway |
"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration
Need more data. For science "
Dehydrate yourself and report back |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration
Need more data. For science
Dehydrate yourself and report back "
Probably need a PowerPoint presentation of your research... or photos at the very least. |
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"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration
Need more data. For science
Dehydrate yourself and report back
Probably need a PowerPoint presentation of your research... or photos at the very least."
In the interests of science, could all fabbers please DM me their finest nudes and I’ll endeavour to investigate this lumpy cum phenomenon |
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"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration
Need more data. For science
Dehydrate yourself and report back
Probably need a PowerPoint presentation of your research... or photos at the very least."
My presentation skills are powerful and on point  |
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"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration "
No I'm talking solid lumps
We really shouldn't be cum shaming though  |
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By *affa31Woman 41 weeks ago
Galway |
"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration
No I'm talking solid lumps
We really shouldn't be cum shaming though "
Solid! Mother of jaysus  |
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"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration
No I'm talking solid lumps
We really shouldn't be cum shaming though
Solid! Mother of jaysus "
Bit like jelly |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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There isn't enough money in the world, or an end of world
catastrophe so big, that could make me eat porridge. Ever.
And by porridge I mean actual porridge.. not lumpy cum..  |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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My inquisitive mind went reading.
Copy&paste below
'After ejaculation, proteins contained in semen can cause it to become thick, sticky, and clumpy. This consistency helps increase the chances for fertilization, since the semen is less likely quickly to come out if it sticks high in the vagina.'
This copy&paste has this to say
'Your semen may be thick or clumpy due to certain health conditions, including infections and hormone imbalances.'
So maybe it is just as simple as to how you like your porridge.
As long as its not like lumpy peanut butter your good
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"There isn't enough money in the world, or an end of world
catastrophe so big, that could make me eat porridge. Ever.
And by porridge I mean actual porridge.. not lumpy cum.. "
Yeah but there's lumpy tasteless porridge and there's really nice porridge |
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I'm going to be honest I'm not a big fan of my own cum and definitely not other men's. I know it's not good to not want it near me if it's on the ladies mouth/face or other parts of her body but it just icks me out.
Love her cum though so that makes up for it I guess ?? |
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By *affa31Woman 41 weeks ago
Galway |
"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration
No I'm talking solid lumps
We really shouldn't be cum shaming though
Solid! Mother of jaysus
Bit like jelly "
Ohhh the jelly type…yea that one wouldn’t be my fav! |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I remember seeing my cum the very first time when I wanked as a teenager
Lumpy ...a bit like making cheese 
Sweet jesus (insert puking emoji)
Surely you meant Sweet Cheesus"
Nothing sweet about lumpy gick!! |
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"All this talk of cum reminds me of my favourite joke....what's white and slides across the dance floor... ...............
CUM dancing"
Oh, I love a good dirty joke! Cum dancing sounds like a wild time. Keep 'em coming! |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Do you reckon if we put it into Jars we could start selling pineapple cumalade so, we could be onto something there lol "
Hey mark zuckerberg had a dream so why not I bet ya all the ladies would eat it if it was loaded with calcium and it said low in calories |
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Quick fk = thicker cum. Long hard intense fk = larger watery cum and bigger mess.
If you’re well nourished, well hydrated, super turned on and you do same for your partner you can stop and delay cumshots. The end result is non lumpy bigger cumblast.
Once your on a healthy diet and healthy in general the cum is yummy so I’m told anyway as most won’t waste a drop and look for more soon after.  |
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I’ll take your word for it Pusey juice n cum.
Delectableiceream - Fact or a Frustration Wank - sleep like a baby.
Remember no lumps. Blend it well lol. You’d want to have a water hump on your back like a camel for Jeffa by sounds of it - holy god ha.
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"Lumpy cum?
Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.
It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration
No I'm talking solid lumps
We really shouldn't be cum shaming though
Solid! Mother of jaysus "
Possibly temperature related:
Too cold and lumpy
Too hot, boil in the bag bitty
Too |
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and NOT IN MY HAIR!! 
, I go for it being bagged in a condom. The stuff is overrated anyway....
