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"A poem? Heaven forfend, that's absurd. Iambic pentameter? Haikus? Rhyming words? You expect me to craft something witty and slick When I'm losing my eyesight from staring at tits Tits, tits and occasional dicks but I swear I avoid those and click away quick. So I don't mean to disrupt your flow with my meanness But the only head I'm using here is my penis " Haha brilliant | |||
"A poem? Heaven forfend, that's absurd. Iambic pentameter? Haikus? Rhyming words? You expect me to craft something witty and slick When I'm losing my eyesight from staring at tits Tits, tits and occasional dicks but I swear I avoid those and click away quick. So I don't mean to disrupt your flow with my meanness But the only head I'm using here is my penis Haha brilliant " Making me smile | |||
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"THE HOLE NOT TAKEN . Two holes diverged in a girl I wooed. And sorry I could not travel both, And be one traveler, long I stood. And looked down one as far as I could, To where it bent in the undergrowth. . Then took the other, as just as fair. And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was bushy and wanted wear. Though as for that the passing there. Had worn them really about the same." Love it . | |||
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"THE HOLE NOT TAKEN . Two holes diverged in a girl I wooed. And sorry I could not travel both, And be one traveler, long I stood. And looked down one as far as I could, To where it bent in the undergrowth. . Then took the other, as just as fair. And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was bushy and wanted wear. Though as for that the passing there. Had worn them really about the same. Love it ." A bit of a Frosty reception :P | |||
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"Soft sweet kisses, arms entwine. Myth and magic oft combine. Desires measure Sands of time. To match pure passion scarlet red. Now less soppy poetry and get on the bed. " Well done badg great too see the shorts back | |||
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"Should I swipe left or right? Will I meet someone right?, Maybe Ill keep it just simple, And try out that cool app bumble, Or check out plenty of fish, I do like me a handsome dish, Of scallops and prawns, Not nasty crabs and questionable horns. So apps and tales of woe to tell, My profile is hard enough to sell, To wonky willies and horny lads, Ill end my days in getting fabs. " Excellent | |||
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"Fabs passionate potion prepared in the lab. A pinch of this, of that a dab. Decanted and centrifuged to pharma perfection. Fabbing is no guarantee of erection. " Good on ya badg | |||
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"Was going to use crabs to rhyme with Fabs but decided to scratch it." That would have worked too | |||
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"Thanks Alicante.. Youre wonderful words are indeed delightful " I am happy to read that. Cheers Costello... Xxx | |||
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"Is this thread still going? Is there really a need? I'm sure all these fabbers Don't want this on their feed. It makes my skin crawl All this poetry porn I prefer a long story That'd give me a horn" Ah sure there's always some yahoo Who twists their nose in two With a twinkle in the eye It's time to say bye bye | |||
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"Right there, He kisses her neck from behind, Right there, Restrained hardness - she plans to unbind, Right there, The clothes gently fall to the floor, Right there, Mutual desire at their cores, Right there, His tongue teasing slowly - no race, Right there, She moans - he continues his pace, Right there, Her tensions building - he smiles, Right there, She hasn’t felt this in a while... Eyes roll, breath quickens, muscles clench, twitch, relax, twitch, relax some more. A beautiful sight of femininity, Right there. " This is beautiful. I would like to save it! | |||
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"Right there, He kisses her neck from behind, Right there, Restrained hardness - she plans to unbind, Right there, The clothes gently fall to the floor, Right there, Mutual desire at their cores, Right there, His tongue teasing slowly - no race, Right there, She moans - he continues his pace, Right there, Her tensions building - he smiles, Right there, She hasn’t felt this in a while... Eyes roll, breath quickens, muscles clench, twitch, relax, twitch, relax some more. A beautiful sight of femininity, Right there. " Love this | |||
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