From Donegal to munnygall ol'wans and ol' lads listened as the commotion continued. When suddenly Batman(Michael Keaton batman) burst through the doors with a sack full of dildos and all the weather girls from channel 4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the tg4 weather girls can rushing along appearing to be chasing Ryan Gosling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the tg4 weather girls can rushing along appearing to be chasing Ryan Gosling"

Is that Ryan they cried yes said one but not the one that fucked us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then Grainne Seoige unbuttoned her blouse to reveal a gorgeous pair of breasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joe said oh jeasus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grainne says Jesus can't save you now Joe and bent him over the table while she took out her massive strap on and...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In burst dee forbes pulled up her skirt and asked to be next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

I haven't felt this good since gaybo and Charlie broke me in said Joe ,

Right then a strange noise was heard outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure tis the turkey giving bosco a fingering

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Oh my my what big fingers you got.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the better to stuff you with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You think there big you should see my tongue said joe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their , said bono , as ge was edged by adam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah man

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then Catherine Fulvio arrived wearing a lovely summer dress and...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus that looks gorgeous says daithi o se

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Panty bliss said daithi look what I have for you

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

And Daithi took out a box of extra sensitive durex condoms.... Then said....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Jesus Catherine come in here and cook me a stew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pop it in the slow cooker as I've a fab meet at 4 today. I'll have it when I get home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No problem blathnaid we’ll see you at six

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In comes the tax man what’s going on here

They run for cover without any fear

it’s the giraffes fault the sheep did declare

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

And soon there were more sheep arriving. But the dog wasn't that into sheep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suddenly The ghost of Peig Sayers appeared at the door and took Joe Duffy's cock in her hand saying...

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By *DSGCouple over a year ago

That place in

tar éis shag maith fuair mé pota mór stobhach agus roinnt arán donn bácáilte úr réidh duit

cinnte an bhfaighidh mé an citeal ar aghaidh anois don tae

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reverting to Bearla, Joe Duffy spat out his tae when he saw Sile Seoige sucking...

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By *mperialcolinMan over a year ago

cork, kerry, limerick

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"It's the guards" shouted Joe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'don't stop sile, I'm nearly there' whispered Joe

'they can ring the liveline if the want that bleedin bad'

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

So I changed over to Newstalk just in time to hear Moncrieff's Fact of the Day;

"80% of women chase 10% of men"

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By *leasurer77Man over a year ago

Athlone

Which Sile was surprised to hear since her and Grainne had never liked the same type of guys..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sile is getting bored of those bj now. Her mind has wandered and she starts to fantasize about other more upbeat presenters. Doireann Donnacha and Carl come to mind.

Suddenly another knock cones to the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure it was pigin of howth herself Kathleen yous have fucked it all up oh my dear look at the size of his.....

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By *mperialcolinMan over a year ago

cork, kerry, limerick

She walked across the floor that night, she was dressed to kill,

She was a sexy lady,

She had to get her thrill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But she wasn't going to get it from Mondo from Fair City who had ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who had his dick in Paul Brennan’s ass as in walked

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Meanwhile the smell of fresh bread and stew was wafting through the building, and the steam kettle was whistling. Irish music was blasting out, and the cameras of TnaGs latest award winning, reality TV show was winding up for the nights episode 1.

Called,

CAD A THUGANN SÍ AR TUAIRISCEART RTE Doirse Dúnta.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mach die verdammten türen auf sagte Pat

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Mach die verdammten türen auf sagte Pat "

Have you got post? Is your black and white cat here?

Sure he'd fit in with Joe, Sile and the gang.... They're having a banging good time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

While poor Ryan looks in the window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

il adoreait que nous ie fassions tous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"While poor Ryan looks in the window "

Tugging his dick and licking his lips

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"il adoreait que nous ie fassions tous "

The whole nation watching on loved it...

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"While poor Ryan looks in the window

Tugging his dick and licking his lips "

Joined by a thousands of those who stream TnaG online live from around the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They could not believe animal house porn from rte all for a small license fee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suddenly there was an important newsflash...

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By *arks DesireWoman over a year ago

Limerick Dublin Cork Galway Tipperary Clare..

Scientist to kill ducks to see why they're dying....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/09/23 22:06:44]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of a sudden Catherine Fulvio appeared at the door wearing a nightie and carrying a ...

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

Chainsaw and a rabbit , she asks where is the ,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crockpot, I need to boil this bunny

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By *adger BrocMan over a year ago

Co. Cork

But she got blown away by a very wet weather girl called Agnes coming in from the west.

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By *OCONO5Couple over a year ago

Sensual Center

And come she certainly did...a wild and wet few hours...

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 27/09/23 13:50:39]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just then, a sound was heard, a sound like no other, it was....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wild high pitched scream.......

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Like a Banshee came wailing through the night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was Frances Brennan. Someone has failed to tuck in the sheets in the hotel room when...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like chicken noodles

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman over a year ago

Cork

And Francis didn't like that someone ate those noodles in the room..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was Gerry Murphy he spilled the noodles when he heard Agnes was blowing......

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman over a year ago

Cork

Blowing the scientist that killed all those ducks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘‘Twas the Donald he ducks everything up trying too make RTE great again what was that Miriam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miriam and Claire Byrne arrive to get the scoop on proceedings. Sources told them that there were fabbers around so they dressed accordingly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And when Miriam checked her messages she had 435 photos of unsolicited dick pics from blank profiles.

Well said Claire this is....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dream come true. "Quick claire... we need to hurry and ,,,

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

Buy condoms before the chemist close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But wasn't the chemist Martin King

"Whayyy hey says you, are ye going riding?" he bellowed across the shop just as Leo Varadkar entered...

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By *OCONO5Couple over a year ago

Sensual Center

Martin kept on smiling and took it ...some man for one man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then Hector burst in with a camera crew

"Rah Whoo Rah Whoo.. riding is it Martin?" He roared

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By *panishRebelMan over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Well" he said, "bring back the days of Gaybo. Free condoms for everyone in the audience!"

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