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Weirdest sex/body compliment you got?
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By *exei OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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What's the strangest thing someone has said about your body or technique from a hookup?
I'll go first: I was being fucked by a mistress who broke character to ask me if I bleached my asshole? She's seen plenty and apparently mine is really nice! |
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"What's the strangest thing someone has said about your body or technique from a hookup?
I'll go first: I was being fucked by a mistress who broke character to ask me if I bleached my asshole? She's seen plenty and apparently mine is really nice!"
You didn't answer the question? Now we're all curious.
Mine that keeps coming up is people asking am I a professional masseur.
I'm not but my take away is how many people give bad massages? It ain't rocket science. |
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over a year ago
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Pass play mate told me I had a Goldilocks cock while we were playing. I wasn’t sure what she meant until she explained after we finished that it’s not too big and not too small just right,
Probably made me last longer while I tried to work out what she meant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pass play mate told me I had a Goldilocks cock while we were playing. I wasn’t sure what she meant until she explained after we finished that it’s not too big and not too small just right,
Probably made me last longer while I tried to work out what she meant "
Lol, and you didn't chose it as a username |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pass play mate told me I had a Goldilocks cock while we were playing. I wasn’t sure what she meant until she explained after we finished that it’s not too big and not too small just right,
Probably made me last longer while I tried to work out what she meant
Lol, and you didn't chose it as a username"
My Goldilocks are all gone now wouldn’t want to be done for misrepresentations under the sale of goods act  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked in england years ago and went to a chinese lady for a massage with happy ending.i only wanted a hand job but as we got to that point she got condom out and i said no cos i didnt want sex,she said you dont understand as you cock so perfect i need it in my pussy,i laughed but didnt give in,it was nice to be told that in fairness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine that keeps coming up is people asking am I a professional masseur."
I'm an absolute sucker for a back massage so I might have to tempt you for one lol  |
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