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Words in bios that give you the ick!
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“Clean”- Like what?  Why does this need to be said? Surely everyone on here is clean?
What does it mean? Just that you shower like?
“Discreet” - or worse “discrete”  Just say you’re cheating on your other half.
“Solo poly”  just say you’re looking for NSA fun, although “NSA fun” gives me the ick too, but at least they’re honest about not giving a fuck about anyone but their Mickey!
What are your icks on a profile? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag
I’ve literally just seen that on a profile for the first time. What is that about  "
So many people use it and its even in The FAQ explaining the rules of the site that its nonsense |
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"When you look at profiles.
Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.
Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.
Like which is it?  "
Fact. Or profiles looking for pic to be sent with message when they have no pics at all on their profile |
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"When you look at profiles.
Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.
Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.
Like which is it? "
Let me explain that one ...
The "Not looking for single guys" appears automatically when a profile has blocked single guys from messaging using the filter system. The wording is misleading as they may well be looking for them but they want to do the searching and messaging themselves instead of getting hundreds of "Hi", "how are you" and "fancy a fuck" messages a day  |
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What I find a little frustrating on couples profiles is when you can't distinguish the individuals on a couples profile.
One could be bisexual and the other straight but you can't tell which one is the male and female.
Another thing is when a couples bio is written in the first person but you can't tell who "I" is. For e.g. "I love to have several guys take turns f*cking me hard and deep".
But is it Mary or John who typed it? |
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"“Clean”- Like what? Why does this need to be said? Surely everyone on here is clean?
What does it mean? Just that you shower like?
“Discreet” - or worse “discrete” Just say you’re cheating on your other half.
“Solo poly” just say you’re looking for NSA fun, although “NSA fun” gives me the ick too, but at least they’re honest about not giving a fuck about anyone but their Mickey!
What are your icks on a profile? "
We're dirty AF and clearly state it on our profile |
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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago
just about northside |
"What I find a little frustrating on couples profiles is when you can't distinguish the individuals on a couples profile.
One could be bisexual and the other straight but you can't tell which one is the male and female.
Another thing is when a couples bio is written in the first person but you can't tell who "I" is. For e.g. "I love to have several guys take turns f*cking me hard and deep".
But is it Mary or John who typed it? "
Exactly, Nicole, or is it James.....oh well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Clean”- Like what? Why does this need to be said? Surely everyone on here is clean?
What does it mean? Just that you shower like?
“Discreet” - or worse “discrete” Just say you’re cheating on your other half.
“Solo poly” just say you’re looking for NSA fun, although “NSA fun” gives me the ick too, but at least they’re honest about not giving a fuck about anyone but their Mickey!
What are your icks on a profile?
We're dirty AF and clearly state it on our profile "
And loads of dog hair |
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"The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag
I’ve literally just seen that on a profile for the first time. What is that about
So many people use it and its even in The FAQ explaining the rules of the site that its nonsense "
Also the whole "Fab is now a publicly traded entity, so they post this blurb on your profile or they can steal your pics"
Eh, no you definitely are not able to buy shares of Fabswingers on the Stock Market. And even if the company did have shareholders, that has nothing to do with wether or not anyone can copy your photographs. |
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By *entlemuleMan
over a year ago
all over tipperary and the midlands |
"When you look at profiles.
Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.
Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.
Like which is it?
Let me explain that one ...
The "Not looking for single guys" appears automatically when a profile has blocked single guys from messaging using the filter system. The wording is misleading as they may well be looking for them but they want to do the searching and messaging themselves instead of getting hundreds of "Hi", "how are you" and "fancy a fuck" messages a day "
God did you really have to explain that. |
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By *entlemuleMan
over a year ago
all over tipperary and the midlands |
"What I find a little frustrating on couples profiles is when you can't distinguish the individuals on a couples profile.
One could be bisexual and the other straight but you can't tell which one is the male and female.
Another thing is when a couples bio is written in the first person but you can't tell who "I" is. For e.g. "I love to have several guys take turns f*cking me hard and deep".
But is it Mary or John who typed it? "
I work of the presumption that the taller person is the male.
Sorry if I've insulted anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I find a little frustrating on couples profiles is when you can't distinguish the individuals on a couples profile.
One could be bisexual and the other straight but you can't tell which one is the male and female.
Another thing is when a couples bio is written in the first person but you can't tell who "I" is. For e.g. "I love to have several guys take turns f*cking me hard and deep".
But is it Mary or John who typed it?
I work of the presumption that the taller person is the male.
Sorry if I've insulted anyone. "
I'm saying nutin |
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"When you look at profiles.
Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.
Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.
Like which is it?
Let me explain that one ...
The "Not looking for single guys" appears automatically when a profile has blocked single guys from messaging using the filter system. The wording is misleading as they may well be looking for them but they want to do the searching and messaging themselves instead of getting hundreds of "Hi", "how are you" and "fancy a fuck" messages a day
God did you really have to explain that. "
Obvs I did. |
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The Sydney University spiel (If people believe that rubbish they need a slap)
Any sign of the word professional or their job in general (don't really care what you do for work. Not here to marry you)
Here a year and will do this later (laziness)
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There are lots of clichés used over and over but the one I find a bit high horsey is ...
"Single men, if we want you, we know where to find you".
Just set your filters so that they can't message you, problem solved, no need to say anything! Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional - at what like?
Well hung- sure isn't that great for ya
Can lick for hours - why would ya bother
Discreet/discrete - fml
Heavy cummer - it's OK love I get enough protein from my food |
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"Fill in later....
The zero lack of effort is such a turn off!
Heavy Cummer
Why oh why do guys think that's a turn on?? Answers please...
Drain my balls
Just ewwwwwww
B x"
Ahahaha, this has me dying laughing! Heavy cummer |
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"“Wont reply without a pic” - The blank profile with no verifications"
This for sure.
Also, Put "Banana ( or similar ) in subject line so we know you've read our profile.
Also, many pics of a woman ( not pics of guy with a woman ) on a single males profile. What's with that ? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Quality over quantity
I just don't see why you'd even need to say that "
Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'
I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable. |
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"Quality over quantity
I just don't see why you'd even need to say that
Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'
I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable. "
Just letters.... sometimes they're put together,badly to form words and that goes on for an eternity, so much so that they've had to rent extra space from fab for their boi. And still put at the end "and if you've read this far" ....of course I haven't read this far, you waffled on for 4 pages....front and back! |
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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago
Where the Streets Have No Name |
"Quality over quantity
I just don't see why you'd even need to say that
Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'
I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable.
Just letters.... sometimes they're put together,badly to form words and that goes on for an eternity, so much so that they've had to rent extra space from fab for their boi. And still put at the end "and if you've read this far" ....of course I haven't read this far, you waffled on for 4 pages....front and back!"
How did you know that was written at the end - if you didn't read that far? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Quality over quantity
I just don't see why you'd even need to say that
Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'
I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable.
Just letters.... sometimes they're put together,badly to form words and that goes on for an eternity, so much so that they've had to rent extra space from fab for their boi. And still put at the end "and if you've read this far" ....of course I haven't read this far, you waffled on for 4 pages....front and back!
How did you know that was written at the end - if you didn't read that far? "
Hes only quoting Friends really |
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"Quality over quantity
I just don't see why you'd even need to say that
Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'
I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable.
Just letters.... sometimes they're put together,badly to form words and that goes on for an eternity, so much so that they've had to rent extra space from fab for their boi. And still put at the end "and if you've read this far" ....of course I haven't read this far, you waffled on for 4 pages....front and back!
How did you know that was written at the end - if you didn't read that far? "
When I woke up my nose had managed to fall on the down scroll button and managed to temporarily stick itself to the top of my snout. It was at this time where my eyes attempted to come together that it was a clear as the nose on my face that i read the line in question. It was what we might call a fluke really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some who have the nerve to ask for a face pic and they hardly have any photos themselves, definitely not face pics
You know you can have face pics and have them set as private!
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Thanks for the tip. My old mugshot is better off not being shared anyway |
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"Fill in later....
The zero lack of effort is such a turn off!
Heavy Cummer
Why oh why do guys think that's a turn on?? Answers please...
Drain my balls
Just ewwwwwww
B x"
Agreed… laziness with a profile doesn’t look good for the rest…
And ewwwwww
Cx |
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"The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag
I’ve literally just seen that on a profile for the first time. What is that about
So many people use it and its even in The FAQ explaining the rules of the site that its nonsense
Also the whole "Fab is now a publicly traded entity, so they post this blurb on your profile or they can steal your pics"
Eh, no you definitely are not able to buy shares of Fabswingers on the Stock Market. And even if the company did have shareholders, that has nothing to do with wether or not anyone can copy your photographs."
All of that!
It’s so rare now to find a profile WITHOUT a mention of either of both!!!
But only 1 line bio |
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Single mens profiles, where all the pictures are of women he was with but she's the only one we can see.
Anything relating to work, don't care
Any mention of discretion... come on just say your not single anything else goes without saying...
'Hung' or 'bull'
Any mention of institutes taking their pics
Guys pics of their boner while sitting on a toilet... GROSS
I could honestly go on and on |
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cheque please haha 