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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"When you ring your dad excitedly to tell him all the "Dads Army" episodes are available on The You Tube.
I shit you not, they are. "
Wait till you find out all of " Love Thy Neighbour " is also on youtube |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
When you don't understand how someone can be an influencer
When you dont know any song in the top 30
When you watch Top Of The Pops 2 on BBC and remember all the dj's before they were sex offenders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you ring your dad excitedly to tell him all the "Dads Army" episodes are available on The You Tube.
I shit you not, they are.
Wait till you find out all of " Love Thy Neighbour " is also on youtube "
Day made  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
The stairs seem like hard work so you make as little amount of trips up them as possible,and usually you get to the top and forget what you went up to get,and only remember when you go back down again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you want to fart but you're not sure you should....just in case 
When you don't need to worry about that anymore because you're wearing Tena Lady  "
When you don't need to worry about that anymore because someone else will be on clean-up!! |
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"When you want to fart but you're not sure you should....just in case
When you don't need to worry about that anymore because you're wearing Tena Lady
When you don't need to worry about that anymore because someone else will be on clean-up!!"
 
True  |
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When your toes outnumber your teeth.
When your nose hair grows faster than on your head.
You know your getting old when you’ve more hair on your arse then on your head.
When you and your teeth don’t sleep together anymore. |
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You know your getting old when:
Your freckles start criss crossing one another. Like a game of X’s and O’s.
When you’re delighted to see a pimple on your face.
When you’re perving at a lady and have to put on your glasses to see her clearly.
When the mirror distorts your figure from in-shape to round- shape.
When you’ve to suck in your belly to see your horn.
Will I continue lol…
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When your out at the weekend and you bump into someone you used to babysit when your where seeing their aunt when you are in your 20s and they look at you as if you should be at home with your slippers and coco lol ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table  "
Lol that's true, especially when your 5ft nothing the place I go to she has a step for me lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table
Lol that's true, especially when your 5ft nothing the place I go to she has a step for me lol "
I'm just 5ft 2" so feel your pain lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table
It's the getting up to get off it I've trouble with "
Maybe ask her to put a mattress on the floor and roll off the table onto the soft mattress on the floor |
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"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table
It's the getting up to get off it I've trouble with
Maybe ask her to put a mattress on the floor and roll off the table onto the soft mattress on the floor "
Lol face plant after a 3ft drop |
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You thought that Ireland had a chance against Italy or England in soccer, Thursday night you had to find out who was number 1 on Top of the Pops and you recollect that there may have been a Peig Sayers in your class at school  |
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By *entlemuleMan
over a year ago
all over tipperary and the midlands |
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You thought that Ireland had a chance against Italy or England in soccer, Thursday night you had to find out who was number 1 on Top of the Pops and you recollect that there may have been a Peig Sayers in your class at school "
Ohhhh God the nightmares |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"When you want to go for a nice quiet drink somewhere vs tearing it up at a nightclub 
... I know, I know. Harsh reality for some of us  "
When the only time you go to Leopardstown is for the racing at Christmas |
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"When you want to go for a nice quiet drink somewhere vs tearing it up at a nightclub
... I know, I know. Harsh reality for some of us
When the only time you go to Leopardstown is for the racing at Christmas "
I was in lepoardstown 2wksvago and if definitely wasn't for the racing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting up in the middle of the night for a pee. Being afraid to go on a trampoline because you might wet your self "
Those middle of the nights pees.grand as long as you get back to sleep |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"When you mention the fear of the glenroe music on a Sunday night and the person you're talking to hasn't a clue what you're on about
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I still get the fear... |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"You've heard of Mosney.
When you've been to Mosney!!"
Had some great fun times in Mosney with the kids. Innocent happy hols and not a swinger in sight. Or, were they.......  |
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By *astelloWoman 38 weeks ago
Far far away |
When lm looking at my pension contributions.
I plan my nights out weeks in advance
I need wd40 for my bones
I know what a tracker mortgage is. Well in the past 2 years l definitely know.
I remember home and away with Pippa.
I say "in my day" a bit too much. |
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By *og-ManMan 38 weeks ago
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"You've heard of Mosney.
When you've been to Mosney!!
Had some great fun times in Mosney with the kids. Innocent happy hols and not a swinger in sight. Or, were they....... "
So who were all the people flashing their arse out the windows in the swimming pool |
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Having to go out 2 nights in a row kills you.
It takes 5 days to recover from a mad weekend.
The fear of being asked to go out when the candles have been lit and a nice glass of vino has been poured.
Everything hurts |
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By *indenMan 38 weeks ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"You have read the whole way down the tread then forgot what it was about."
That reminds me of another one, when you walk into a room, forgot why you did, and have to go back to where you started to remind yourself…….  |
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