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I’m presuming single ladies get it a lot more often than a couples profile…
But we’ve just gotten our first message which details cumming inside Missuses arse with a condom on… and asks for a respectful response to close the message.
Guys, what the fuck do some of ye be thinking   |
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"I’m presuming single ladies get it a lot more often than a couples profile…
But we’ve just gotten our first message which details cumming inside Missuses arse with a condom on… and asks for a respectful response to close the message.
Guys, what the fuck do some of ye be thinking "
They are thinking with their little heads  |
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"Yep those big copy paste fantasies are awful.. once I see that it’s one of those I don’t bother reading it and just delete the message.
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Hubby got to it before I did and blocked him.
What’s the bets he asked for a respectful response because he gets annoyed responses often and instead of changing tactic he added in the bit about wanting respect  |
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over a year ago
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"I’m presuming single ladies get it a lot more often than a couples profile…
But we’ve just gotten our first message which details cumming inside Missuses arse with a condom on… and asks for a respectful response to close the message.
Guys, what the fuck do some of ye be thinking "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life 
Men really haven't a fecking clue |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life
SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue "
Fixed that for ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life
SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue
Fixed that for ya "
Thanks buy prefer it without the some |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life
SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue
Fixed that for ya
Thanks buy prefer it without the some "
So every man that gets in touch with you hasn't a clue ....no one out there even a little bit normal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life
SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue
Fixed that for ya
Thanks buy prefer it without the some
So every man that gets in touch with you hasn't a clue ....no one out there even a little bit normal "
Hence why I have men blocked from messaging |
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"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life
SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue
Fixed that for ya
Thanks buy prefer it without the some "
There are so many things I haven't a clue about. Cooking, the correct application of comfort during the menstrual cycle are just a few examples.
I honestly haven't a clue how anyone can be hostile to an entire gender.
You would not accept that same statement from a man.
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"Educate me please. What do Ladies like to receive in the first message? What grabs your attention?
Genuine question as I'm all out of ideas here.  "
Your lack of profile pic will probably cause many to just delete. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life
SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue
Fixed that for ya
Thanks buy prefer it without the some
So every man that gets in touch with you hasn't a clue ....no one out there even a little bit normal
Hence why I have men blocked from messaging "
Makes sense if only clueless men were messaging you alright |
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"My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles
You told me you wouldn't tell anyone  "
I just wouldn't feel right keeping you all to myself |
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"I’m presuming single ladies get it a lot more often than a couples profile…
But we’ve just gotten our first message which details cumming inside Missuses arse with a condom on… and asks for a respectful response to close the message.
Guys, what the fuck do some of ye be thinking "
Some people type with the head between their legs instead of attached to their shoulders. And think it will actually get them a meet aswell. |
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"Educate me please. What do Ladies like to receive in the first message? What grabs your attention?
Genuine question as I'm all out of ideas here. "
A full profile, some pictures and verifications.
First message which references that you’ve read their profile and what you like about it, show some cheekiness, etc.
Graphic fantasies, “hi how ru” and dick pics in a first message will pretty much guarantee you no response. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't mind the how are you messages, as will read the profile before I answer, if I like the profile and they match what I need, I will reply.
The graphic messages just bore me |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life
Men really haven't a fecking clue "
I assume you mean in your experience and it’s not a statement about all men? |
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"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.
Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life
Men really haven't a fecking clue
I assume you mean in your experience and it’s not a statement about all men?"
Tbh over the last while it's all men |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles
You told me you wouldn't tell anyone "
Have you been sending him the same messages as me ? Me and you are OVER |
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This really made me think about any of the messages I've sent over the last few weeks, I've never went into graphic detail and I hate copy/paste messages.
Funnily enough, I think the best way to get a response is just to hope for a status or good bio, read it and come up with a question from it. Bonus points if you can write something punny or witty. |
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Honestly some of them are quite hot to read and can break the ice quite well if thought out more than just describing sex in detail but please for the love of god attach a face pic with it so we can see who we’re meeting.
I don’t understand how people meet other without ever seeing their face beforehand
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"Honestly some of them are quite hot to read and can break the ice quite well if thought out more than just describing sex in detail but please for the love of god attach a face pic with it so we can see who we’re meeting.
I don’t understand how people meet other without ever seeing their face beforehand
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Same!
I like someone who has looked at our profile, and found the compatibility, and thought a little about how we fit and what they should like to do, and then described it 
Just general copy/paste dirt wouldn't work the same way.
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"My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles
You told me you wouldn't tell anyone
Have you been sending him the same messages as me ? Me and you are OVER "
I just have so much trouble choosing over such quality men! |
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"Honestly some of them are quite hot to read and can break the ice quite well if thought out more than just describing sex in detail but please for the love of god attach a face pic with it so we can see who we’re meeting.
I don’t understand how people meet other without ever seeing their face beforehand
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Noted. 
I actually like meeting people with out seeing a face pic and haven't asked yet. If I'm already attracted to your bio and pics and that chat flows well then I'm not going to be so shocked by a face that I'll turn on my heel. It's exciting to have the surprise! |
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