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What's under your bed?
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And what dirty little secrets are hidden beneath it? 
I'll start -
Hoovered there a few months ago before having had to move a spare single mattress (now it's too tedious to get to it  ), a storage bag for shoes which has seen better days and seriously needs replacing (any tips for where to get a decent one appreciated), an Airsoft gun, a box of adult toys and a sport's bag filled with more of the same.
(Borrowed from the lounge)  
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"There’s a dead daddy-long-legs under our bed, I know cos I killed him the other night, scared the life outa me
"Lots about at the moment | |||
"There’s a dead daddy-long-legs under our bed, I know cos I killed him the other night, scared the life outa me
"Hopefully not his or her final resting place could be worse one of those massive spiders on the move  | |||
 
Haven't cleaned under it a month or more.  
2 Biscuits tins, 1 for change the othet 1 has money bags in it & holds the change in it until I cash it. 2 or 3 pair's of shoe's. So beer aswell.
Might drink them some time.  | |||
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"A book called Supercharge your Memory that I purchased to read and then forgot where I put it..... " Sleeping on it should help | |||
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" Socks that the dog has taken and left under there No dust ....hoovered 2 weeks ago " Similar to Bog What is it with dogs and their sock piles?!! | |||
"Baseball bat and a shotgun !"
So instead of riding shotgun, your sleeping Shotgun. | |||
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"Usually me....hiding from the kids "Lol .. I hide in the shed | |||
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"4 students "You can call me a student if ya wish lol | |||
"4 students
You can call me a student if ya wish lol "Your a student | |||
"Dust. Anybody? No? Dust! Oh, and the odd sock, it's a divan "Thank God, I thought I was the only one…..
I haven’t checked, but I’m quietly confident….. | |||
"4 students
You can call me a student if ya wish lol
Your a student "Yippie lol cheers | |||
"4 students
You can call me a student if ya wish lol
Your a student "Are you excited over me pm pic lol ? | |||
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"Dust. Anybody? No? Dust! Oh, and the odd sock, it's a divan
Thank God, I thought I was the only one…..
I haven’t checked, but I’m quietly confident….. "Too heavy for me to lift and hoover and the same time. Anyway it's what happens in and on the bed that matters, not what's underneath, eh | |||
"4 students
You can call me a student if ya wish lol
Your a student
Are you excited over me pm pic lol ?"Lol yeh - yellow looks good on him | |||
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"Usually me....hiding from the kids
Lol .. I hide in the shed " that's hubby's hiding spot too | |||
"Either dust or the boogeyman, I wonder would he give it a vacuum while he’s there. The base of the bed is fairly low to the ground so not much can get underneath it " You'd be surprised | |||
"4 students "I hope they're paying rent | |||
"A spider so bloody big I've now figured out where all my shoes have gone missing to.... the fecker was wearing them "Some people's worst fears
I worry more about what's hiding in the closet though  | |||
"4 students
I hope they're paying rent "Well they are earning their lodgings | |||
"Dust. Anybody? No? Dust! Oh, and the odd sock, it's a divan
Thank God, I thought I was the only one…..
I haven’t checked, but I’m quietly confident…..
Too heavy for me to lift and hoover and the same time. Anyway it's what happens in and on the bed that matters, not what's underneath, eh "Weakling | |||
"Usually me....hiding from the kids
Lol .. I hide in the shed
that's hubby's hiding spot too "I think that's where most men hide | |||
"4 students
I hope they're paying rent
Well they are earning their lodgings "Pimp? | |||
"4 students
I hope they're paying rent
Well they are earning their lodgings
Pimp? "Cooking / washing / ironing/ hoovering etc etc | |||
"Usually me....hiding from the kids
Lol .. I hide in the shed
that's hubby's hiding spot too
I think that's where most men hide "I'd some lovely meets in my shed while the kids were younger .. only with real fab friends, | |||
There's no room for anything else . | |||
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"Baseball bat and a shotgun !" Jesus are you that far east Putin is not going too come in at night man | |||
"Have not hoovered under the bed in ages, dust, tissues, socks and god knows what else, I sure there is a few spiders" Make sure to keep your mouth shut tight at night | |||
"4 students
I hope they're paying rent
Well they are earning their lodgings
Pimp?
Cooking / washing / ironing/ hoovering etc etc "That's called sl@ve labour | |||
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