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By *iraeire OP Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
Hi there!
Collecting excuses on Fab is turning out to be quite the hobby. My collection isn't huge yet, so I thought I'd ask you for some more creative reasons. I'm pretty sure this will work 100%, because if you don't want to share, you'll come up with an excuse for that, right?
Here are a few excuses I've got in my collection so far:
* Health issues
* Going to a wedding
* Locking keys in a rented van
* Dealing with a leaking boiler and waiting for a technician to fix it
Got any more gems to add?
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Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow.  |
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"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow. "
Had one about five years ago which went against my general rule about meeting anyone under 30 and probably solidified it. She was 25, I travelled all the way to a different town, she was texting me all the way to her front door.
I ring the doorbell and she must not have liked the look of me as there was no answer but a message a few minutes later to say her father had just rang and was on his way over.
She had insisted the whole time that I didn't have to bother with a face pic but decided looking through a spy hole she didn't fancy fish eyed distorted me. Big lesson for me. She's still very active on here. |
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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago
Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland |
"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow.
Had one about five years ago which went against my general rule about meeting anyone under 30 and probably solidified it. She was 25, I travelled all the way to a different town, she was texting me all the way to her front door.
I ring the doorbell and she must not have liked the look of me as there was no answer but a message a few minutes later to say her father had just rang and was on his way over.
She had insisted the whole time that I didn't have to bother with a face pic but decided looking through a spy hole she didn't fancy fish eyed distorted me. Big lesson for me. She's still very active on here."
. Maybe she will read this!
Can we ask her for her comments?  |
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"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow.
Had one about five years ago which went against my general rule about meeting anyone under 30 and probably solidified it. She was 25, I travelled all the way to a different town, she was texting me all the way to her front door.
I ring the doorbell and she must not have liked the look of me as there was no answer but a message a few minutes later to say her father had just rang and was on his way over.
She had insisted the whole time that I didn't have to bother with a face pic but decided looking through a spy hole she didn't fancy fish eyed distorted me. Big lesson for me. She's still very active on here.
. Maybe she will read this!
Can we ask her for her comments? "
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"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow.
Had one about five years ago which went against my general rule about meeting anyone under 30 and probably solidified it. She was 25, I travelled all the way to a different town, she was texting me all the way to her front door.
I ring the doorbell and she must not have liked the look of me as there was no answer but a message a few minutes later to say her father had just rang and was on his way over.
She had insisted the whole time that I didn't have to bother with a face pic but decided looking through a spy hole she didn't fancy fish eyed distorted me. Big lesson for me. She's still very active on here."
Ah dude ... I'm sure your fish like eyes are lovely  |
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By *iraeire OP Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow. "
Anyway, it's always a pleasure when someone pays attention to you, even in this unconventional way.  |
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