Thinking of hiding my profile for a while. Exhausted by all the pushy ladies of Fab.
They must all be butchers by trade as I just feel like a piece of meat.
'Free now?' They'll ask, I'm a human being, not a taxi app.
Unsolicited vagina pics? My inbox is fullva of the vulva.
'You're nearby, wanna meet?' I'm a man and need at least 15 minutes to get myself ready, I didn't wake up like this, so no.
Fancy a quickie? The biggest organ is the brain. Engage it then hopefully something else turns into the biggest organ and then we'll talk.
'I love your pictures, I'd love to squirt all over your face/chest.' Get to know me as a person or I'll just be wet and full of regret.
I know the ratio of men to women on here is vastly weighted man heavy, driving the ladies wild with choice but please consider we men are sensitive creatures with feelings.
Manners and a little seduction are what's best to get our socks in a heap on your bedroom floors.
Peace out and here's to finding that special woman who'll treat the thousands of desperate guys on Fab with the respect we deserve.
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Wow!! I had no idea you guys went through so much 
I can't believe there are women here who would treat you like that. It's almost as if they think if they keep at you you'll somehow change your mind. Or if they send you the exact same message a couple of weeks after the first one they sent - which you didn't reply to because it didn't warrant it for whatever reason you deemed fit - you'll want them to rub their boobies in your face this time.
Women. Pfft!!! |
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"Wow!! I had no idea you guys went through so much
I can't believe there are women here who would treat you like that. It's almost as if they think if they keep at you you'll somehow change your mind. Or if they send you the exact same message a couple of weeks after the first one they sent - which you didn't reply to because it didn't warrant it for whatever reason you deemed fit - you'll want them to rub their boobies in your face this time.
Women. Pfft!!!"
Sometimes I think the women of Fab don't see the hoards of men as human beings at all. |
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"If I see one more boob with a piece of fruit beside it for scale so help me
Put the fruit next to your head to show the size of your brain next time, that might impress us."
If I was honest, it would be a blueberry at best   |
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"Shocking carry on
Are you one of these pushy women?
Yep how did you guess 
I've sent more pics of my pussy than I care to remember 
The cats out of the bag."
Be the first time in years  |
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"Shocking carry on
Are you one of these pushy women?
Yep how did you guess
I've sent more pics of my pussy than I care to remember
The cats out of the bag.
Be the first time in years "
What is rare is wonderful. |
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""fullva of the vulva"
I'm assuming you meant to type that... brilliant "
Tis a real problem for us lads, was watching a bit of David Attenborough, saw one hippo yawning and it just gave me flashbacks of my inbox |
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over a year ago
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I have to bulk delete my messages. 410 this morning at 9am. it's ridiculous ladies. another 300 at 7pm.
please read my profile. face pics only please. my inbox is more like a box of flaps at the moment. I know what a vagina looks like, c'mon seriously?  |
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over a year ago
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Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.  |
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send. "
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
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over a year ago
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
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Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time |
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time "
Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.
I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him. |
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over a year ago
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time
Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.
I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him."
See what I mean about the being so fussy. I just call ye all Jim that way I won't get ye mixed up. |
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time
Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.
I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him.
See what I mean about the being so fussy. I just call ye all Jim that way I won't get ye mixed up. "
But did you send the repeat messages of the same thing. That always works |
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time
Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.
I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him.
See what I mean about the being so fussy. I just call ye all Jim that way I won't get ye mixed up. "
I would have thought a Bo would be looking for her Dudley? |
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time
Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.
I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him."
If I had a pound for every time I was called Jim |
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"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.
But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now
Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time
Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.
I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him.
If I had a pound for every time I was called Jim "
don't get me started on those Jim bunnies |
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