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Limerick : a humorous poem five lines long in which the first, second, and fifth lines have one rhyme and the third and fourth another.
Write a Limerick about the poster above. Use their name, bio and/or photos for inspiration! |
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"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place  "
A man from the bog got to know us
He treated us all to some donuts
He's never been rude
And is often seen nude
And his balls are as big as some brass nuts |
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"Hi, will be heading to limerick city Monday the 18th to get car serviced, looking for a good hotel to stay in and have fun, any recommendations would be greatly appreciated "
A man he not read the thread
The thread was certainly not read
His car does he need to get serviced
And some fun he would have in hotels best
But he won't find here lest the threads dead |
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"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place
It does get tiring to read "
Billy's unhappy with Bog
And thinks he's a wanky old dog
The insult to his place
Was a slap in the face
Now he's hopping around like a frog.  |
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"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place
It does get tiring to read
Billy's unhappy with Bog
And thinks he's a wanky old dog
The insult to his place
Was a slap in the face
Now he's hopping around like a frog. "
McCarthy's been on here a while
Others he does try to rile
If he'd just join in the fun
And pardon the pun
But it's your bum that produces this pile |
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McCarthy's been on here a while
Others he does try to rile
If he'd just join in the fun
And pardon the pun
But it's your bum that produces this pile"
Delectable sings quite a song
Though the facts in the lyrics are wrong
He surely will melt
As he stands in his pelt
At his window, admiring his dong.
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Limericks for Limerick, the town of the ashes
The stabbings and horses, burned cars and the clashes.
The rugby is huge
On the river they cruise
The sun rises o'er the past of it's sadness
* Written by Limerick man. |
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"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place "
Bog knows us both too well,
Proud Limerick people he can tell,
We gave you Michael D,
and The Home of rugby,
4-in-a-row and The Cranberries as well  |
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"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place
Bog knows us both too well,
Proud Limerick people he can tell,
We gave you Michael D,
and The Home of rugby,
4-in-a-row and The Cranberries as well "
Bravo |
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"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place
Bog knows us both too well,
Proud Limerick people he can tell,
We gave you Michael D,
and The Home of rugby,
4-in-a-row and The Cranberries as well "
A lovely couple from limerick are ye
That gave us the cranberries
Four in a row for yer hurlers
Ye’ll always remind us
But we love the banks of the lee |
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There once was a guy from Wrexham.
who had muscles, and could flex em,
when he heard music he sang along
dancing in a cute thong,
now everyone on fab respects kim
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"There once was a guy from Wrexham.
who had muscles, and could flex em,
when he heard music he sang along
dancing in a cute thong,
now everyone on fab respects kim
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Thank you
A pint next time in kk..
Dame Alice k. Or left bank
That is if they're still there |
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A Limerick Limerick (Part two):
Limerick's the home of Irish coffee,
Great for a meet with the finest totty,
If you're looking for a ride,
we've got a horse outside,
Or drive your Honda Civic to the Treaty county!
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"Delectable icecream has a mop.
Which he wears all in curls on top.
His beard is well trimmed.
And he likes to get rimmed.
But after a while he shouts stop.
Love it  "
There once was a lad named Delectible
Whos profile was nice and respectable
We dont look for men
But if we ever do again
You can bet his sweet cheeks hes selectable
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"A Limerick Limerick (Part two):
Limerick's the home of Irish coffee,
Great for a meet with the finest totty,
If you're looking for a ride,
we've got a horse outside,
Or drive your Honda Civic to the Treaty county!
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Theres a couple named _ofusplus
And their bodies make perving a must
So we creep willy nilly
While i play with my willy
And got Ann in the eye when i bust |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"A Limerick Limerick (Part two):
Limerick's the home of Irish coffee,
Great for a meet with the finest totty,
If you're looking for a ride,
we've got a horse outside,
Or drive your Honda Civic to the Treaty county!
Theres a couple named _ofusplus
And their bodies make perving a must
So we creep willy nilly
While i play with my willy
And got Ann in the eye when i bust "
I watching silence of the lambs with the scene in the mental hospital when I read this
Howling here |
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"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place "
Limericks the finest City by far
Most Jackeens get lost going by car
The crowd by the Lee
This, they hate to see
But their city is just not on a par!
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"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place
Limericks the finest City by far
Most Jackeens get lost going by car
The crowd by the Lee
This, they hate to see
But their city is just not on a par!
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There once was a man from the West.
Who in trying to knock Cork did his best.
But what he needs to know.
It's a nice place to go.
Yes the town by the Lee beats the rest. |
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"Bitemeagain is always at it,
Arguing and dismissing, he'll never quit,
Some say he's a troll,
He says "in me Hole!",
"Sure I'm only doing some PhD research" "
There's the _ofusplus me...
A threesome we'd definitely be ...
We'd both bend her over,
One at the arse, one at the shoulder...
Til she cums and she'd then make us tea!! |
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"Bitemeagain is always at it,
Arguing and dismissing, he'll never quit,
Some say he's a troll,
He says "in me Hole!",
"Sure I'm only doing some PhD research" "
Poor 2ofus just don't get a limerick
Yet you almost kinda nearly did it
You let yourself down
Cause your tongue too brown
You know that ass dosnt need you to lick it  |
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"Inquisitive lady's so classy
Never you'd guess she so Sassy
A queen in men dream's
Yet she's more than she seems
She'll cut off your balls if you ask it!
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The best one by a mile |
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"Delectable icecream has a mop.
Which he wears all in curls on top.
His beard is well trimmed.
And he likes to get rimmed.
But after a while he shouts stop.
Love it
There once was a lad named Delectible
Whos profile was nice and respectable
We dont look for men
But if we ever do again
You can bet his sweet cheeks hes selectable
"
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"Swing 4 Lou is always a bestie.
In her pics she often is chesty.
She does love her banter.
And all the guys want her.
But she is much more into rugby.
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Thank you Broc you know me so well .. lou is chesty but loves her rugby balls lol |
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"Swing 4 Lou is always a bestie.
In her pics she often is chesty.
She does love her banter.
And all the guys want her.
But she is much more into rugby.
Thank you Broc you know me so well .. lou is chesty but loves her rugby balls lol"
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Ode to summers past
Down to the bog one fab day,
Two plus sods stood in the way,
We wanted ice cream and the lou,
No going home, there's turf to do.
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Eloquence in word and deed
Castellos prose is all we need
To lift our hearts
With kind regards
This kindness plants a seed.
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"There a chap called Delectable IceCream.
Who forgot to use his Lice Cream.
His man-bun was full of nits,
So he shaved it to bits.
Now his bald head has a nice gleam."
Carrot in a box
Is clever as a fox
A veg is his member
Her bits do they tremble
And dinner is often just cocks! |
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