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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
Post your wanted ads here!
Woman in her late 30s looking for new friends in Galway as her current ones have morphed into boring middle aged people.
Must enjoy day drinking, spontaneous adventures, be hilarious and think that she’s hilarious. Bonus points for rugby loving, LOTR nerds. Expectations on her time to be low, being graced by her presence once every few weeks is enough for you. Apply within. |
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By *om TangoMan
over a year ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
Submissive lady wanted. Must be willing to surrender all control to her master during the session. No bratty subs need apply. Master can supply ropes, blindfolds and other essential equipment. If you can accommodate and have a bath tub u will be moved to the front. Those that enjoy outdoor food in the woods may also be moved to the front. Prefer shaved or trimmed but it’s not a dealbreaker if not. Cuddles and slow kisses afterwards is a must. Lady’s with cucks must be willing to allow me to humiliate her cuck during our session. |
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"Submissive lady wanted. Must be willing to surrender all control to her master during the session. No bratty subs need apply. Master can supply ropes, blindfolds and other essential equipment. If you can accommodate and have a bath tub u will be moved to the front. Those that enjoy outdoor food in the woods may also be moved to the front. Prefer shaved or trimmed but it’s not a dealbreaker if not. Cuddles and slow kisses afterwards is a must. Lady’s with cucks must be willing to allow me to humiliate her cuck during our session. "
Forest picnics are always so enjoyable. Just make sure to watch out for stray teddybears.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confident women wanted for good clean fun, must be able to cope with large doses of sarcasm. Genuine enquiries only 
Pity, I only do dirty and I'm definitely not genuine - ah well "
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"Post your wanted ads here!
Woman in her late 30s looking for new friends in Galway as her current ones have morphed into boring middle aged people.
Must enjoy day drinking, spontaneous adventures, be hilarious and think that she’s hilarious. Bonus points for rugby loving, LOTR nerds. Expectations on her time to be low, being graced by her presence once every few weeks is enough for you. Apply within. "
Love day drinking, brunch, bottomless brunch, I’m outdoorsy in so far as I prefer getting d*unk in a beer garden, fairly spontaneous but that’s more down to untreated adhd, I think I am hilarious and laugh at all my own jokes so you won’t have to. Hate LOTR, lack attention span for most movies, hate sports, and am breaking out in hives at the thoughts of being neglected for the month of rugby World Cup, I’m barely over the Xmas World Cup. In Dublin though! |
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"Looking for 3 female dwarfs for some naked skirting board cleaning. A short letter of reference will be required.
No weirdos please.
Darn, I'm too tall 
And it says no weirdos "
Says he who's looking for 3 female dwarfs to clean skirting boards AND expects references   |
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"Looking for 3 female dwarfs for some naked skirting board cleaning. A short letter of reference will be required.
No weirdos please.
Darn, I'm too tall
And it says no weirdos
Says he who's looking for 3 female dwarfs to clean skirting boards AND expects references "
skirting boards alway get neglected |
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Wanted - no NEEDED!
Plumber, electrician, carpenter, gardener/landscaper, painter, cleaner, chef, dog sitter, driver, personal shopper and general dog's body - preferably all in one. I don't have the energy to instruct and manage several people...
Not asking much |
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"Looking for 3 female dwarfs for some naked skirting board cleaning. A short letter of reference will be required.
No weirdos please.
Darn, I'm too tall
And it says no weirdos
Says he who's looking for 3 female dwarfs to clean skirting boards AND expects references
skirting boards alway get neglected"
It's the cobwebs under the ceiling in my house - any giants with feather dusters about? |
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"Wanted - no NEEDED!
Plumber, electrician, carpenter, gardener/landscaper, painter, cleaner, chef, dog sitter, driver, personal shopper and general dog's body - preferably all in one. I don't have the energy to instruct and manage several people...
Not asking much "
So what you really need is an overseer to watch and instruct all of the above |
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"Wanted - no NEEDED!
Plumber, electrician, carpenter, gardener/landscaper, painter, cleaner, chef, dog sitter, driver, personal shopper and general dog's body - preferably all in one. I don't have the energy to instruct and manage several people...
Not asking much "
I'm sure dog sitting is a typo, so I'll do the face sitting, and carpentry |
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"Wanted - no NEEDED!
Plumber, electrician, carpenter, gardener/landscaper, painter, cleaner, chef, dog sitter, driver, personal shopper and general dog's body - preferably all in one. I don't have the energy to instruct and manage several people...
Not asking much
So what you really need is an overseer to watch and instruct all of the above"
Are you offering - it nearly sounds like a proposal? |
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"Wanted - no NEEDED!
Plumber, electrician, carpenter, gardener/landscaper, painter, cleaner, chef, dog sitter, driver, personal shopper and general dog's body - preferably all in one. I don't have the energy to instruct and manage several people...
Not asking much
I'm sure dog sitting is a typo, so I'll do the face sitting, and carpentry "
I don't know how my dog would feel about that but I'm sure you'll find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex starved, single, middle aged male seeks the company of an oral loving female for NSA fun. Most have a pulse and love receiving oral. No headmelters need apply! |
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"Wanted - no NEEDED!
Plumber, electrician, carpenter, gardener/landscaper, painter, cleaner, chef, dog sitter, driver, personal shopper and general dog's body - preferably all in one. I don't have the energy to instruct and manage several people...
Not asking much "
All I saw was dog sitters  we’re dog mad here….maybe we could do the rest if it’s a package deal….just mightened be very good or completed as we’ll get distracted by the dogs lol |
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"Wanted - no NEEDED!
Plumber, electrician, carpenter, gardener/landscaper, painter, cleaner, chef, dog sitter, driver, personal shopper and general dog's body - preferably all in one. I don't have the energy to instruct and manage several people...
Not asking much
All I saw was dog sitters we’re dog mad here….maybe we could do the rest if it’s a package deal….just mightened be very good or completed as we’ll get distracted by the dogs lol "
I expect perfection in all instances (best read in a German accent) |
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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago
Far far away |
Wanted
Fun loving, witty, handyman who can tackle a jobs list...
Writes poetry, sommelier, barista
Sounds like Liam Neeson...
Looks like a Connor Murray.
Phd optional
You can take out battery's after use...
Wanted: Robot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted
Sexy single male to service me orally and then cook me breakfast. "
Sexy you decide, Single yes, oral skills yes, cooking oops maybe order room service  |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
WANTED
Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice for world domination,must be available to work for fascist psychopath 24/7 for no pay,death is inevitable
Costumes and cool death ray's provided |
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wanted - a primary connection with someone fun, independent, trustful & honest that wants something meaningful and yet understands ethical non monogamy and go to parties and social and holidays but have the freedom and communication skills to live their own happy life  |
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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
Wanted:
Fwb who lives close by, enjoys trying new things, would be up for a mmf or mfm now and then and will put up with me talking shite and getting the giggles at inconvenient moments.
Bonus points for being tall with a beard. |
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